DUmmie FUnnies 06-13-05 ("What meds do you take?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 13, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[mowowie]

Guess who's paying for most of these pills.

[Charles Henrickson]

ambien- occasionaly for help sleeping

Whenever I need help sleeping, I take a nice dose of Pittprolix.

[MamaB]

I have no medical background but I learned a whole lot more than I ever wanted to when our daughter was told she had Crohn's Disease. She died on 1/15/04 from complications of that. In some instances, we knew more than her doctors did because we did a lot of research on what she was taking and on Crohn's, too.

[Blue Jays]

Hi All-

Several of those dingbats listed "Soma" as a drug they're taking. That isn't even a real drug from legitimate pharmaceutical companies! It was a "mental vacation drug" featured in the popular book Brave New World by Aldous Huxley. The people in that book would pop Soma pills and then engage in casual sexual relations with a variety of partners.

Some of those Dummies are taking more than ten medications focused on sleeping/anxiety/panic/mood enhancement/depression. Holy cow, no wonder they're so messed-up in the head! They need to get out to the country, breathe some fresh mountain air, and detoxify themselves for two or three weeks. They might be able to get a grip on life afterwards.

~ Blue Jays ~

[MamaB]

My mother is 101. She hardly ever takes any kind of medications. She had a garden until she was in her early 80's. She was the next to the oldest of 11 or 12 kids and worked hard all those years. If she had a problem she knew that God would work it out!

Why were you so critical of the other poster? You do not know if she/he has any kind of health problems. Just hold judgement if you do not have all the facts.

[CAluvdubya]

This crew is too much! They post their meds as a badge of honor! I love this one:......

Lomotil

This one is divulging his/her bathroom problems! EEEWWWWW!

[Calusa]

I take tons of medicine.Here's the list:

What's really depressing is that I'm probably paying for his Buzz! Jack Daniels anyone?

[DocRock]

"What if there's a terrorist attack/nuclear winter and I can't get it?"

But I thought that terrorist threats were a Republican deception? Buhahahaha, our evil plan is working!/sarc

[MarineBrat]

Holy mackeral, they're taking Vicodin daily? I did that once after breaking my knee, and it turned me into a slug! Makes you DULL! I won't even pretend to know what all that other crap is.

Me, I have 3 advil once or twice per week when the yard work catches up with me. But that's because I have 1.2 acres of fruit trees, grass and vegetables. (Lots of Round-Up!)

[Calusa]

Lasix

My fiend Blanche took Lasix,but it just made her wanna horse around.

[bannie]

I think you've found the delineater between "them" and "us."

[netmilsmom]

>>Several of those dingbats listed "Soma" as a drug they're taking. That isn't even a real drug from legitimate pharmaceutical companies! It was a "mental vacation drug" featured in the popular book Brave New World by Aldous Huxley. The people in that book would pop Soma pills and then engage in casual sexual relations with a variety of partners.<<

I'm sure that when I worked in a Psych office, we had Soma in stock bottles. I think it is real.
Can anyone verify this?

[Calusa]

What if there's a terrorist attack/nuclear winter and I can't get it?

That's a skerry thought: 10s of Ks of DU-like zombies jonesing for meds roaming the swales of I-95.

[sporkgoddess]

Sheesh, I have a form of chronic functional dyspepsia and I take less medication than these guys.

[Eagle of Liberty]

And these are the same people rooting for......HOWARD DEAN!

makes sense.

[Calusa]

Something about medication contests that seem weird...

It's the next bump up for the cult of victimhood, the refugees from the invasion of SUVs run amuck seeking refuge in the tepid fluids of the womb. They see it as the tough get tougher....

[COBOL2Java]

Holy mackeral, they're taking Vicodin daily? I did that once after breaking my knee, and it turned me into a slug! Makes you DULL!

Someone needs to whip up a graphic: a pharmaceutical warning label that reads: "Warning: Continued use of this medication can cause membership in DU"

[Charles Henrickson]

Andy Stephenson’s non-existent pancreatic cancer operation

I hear Andy is recovering from fake pancreatic cancer surgery by drinking large quantities of Asti Spumante with Gore Vidal at his villa on the Amalfi Coast.

[PJ-Comix]

Lomotil

So what does this drug do?

[Charles Henrickson]

What can we give goodboy for Tourette's Syndrome?