DUmmie FUnnies 06-03-05 ("Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 3, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[imskylark]

Boy! You're on the ball!

Who's going to jail, now?

[ReeWalker]

posted

[KJC1]

Thanks. I tried about 5 times to log on, and no dice.

I don't know what I did any differently when I *was* able to log on and post!

[ReeWalker]

i set mine up so i log in automatically...

[Chappaquiddick Crawdad]

Is (dis)Gruntled still trying to keep the "I'm a conscientious Conservative" façade up? Culinary arts, huh?

BTW, the first syllable of the word culinary is not a homophone of the word cull. Rather, it's pronounced like "kyoolinary". Just thought I'd point that out, because I get annoyed hearing it mispronounced so often.

Sorry for the pedantry: I can't help it! ;-)

[luvie]

Frank, I think you might be giving the DUmmies too much credit for being as organized as your WWII analogy might suggest.

It sounds like pure and simple chaos in DUmmieland to me, like the ant farm (them) that has been shaken by the ant farm owner (us). They scurry here and there in panic, stinging whatever ant that gets within their range, without caring whether they are friend or enemy ant!

All their ants are belong to us!!!

[SoothingDave]

BTW, the first syllable of the word culinary is not a homophone of the word cull. Rather, it's pronounced like "kyoolinary". Just thought I'd point that out, because I get annoyed hearing it mispronounced so often.

Dictionary.com gives either option. I think it's a measure of how well anglicized the word has become. Plus cultural variation in the pronunciation of "foreign" words. How do you say "Croissant"?

SD

[ReeWalker]

Good thing I put www.m-w.com in my favs..I've never looked up so many words till I got to FR.

[ReeWalker]

How do you say "Croissant"?

Fancy French biscuits?

[freedumb2003]

Maybe it went to John Hopkins

[franksolich]

mini-DUMMIE ALERT!

mini-DUMMIE ALERT!



DUMMIES SHOWING APPRECIATION!

NAMING EACH OTHER AS "FAVORITE DUMMIE"!

THE CENTRAL FIGURE IN WHAT THE GRAND DUmbo "SKINNER" CALLS "THE ANDY SITUATION" NOT NAMED!

NOT NAMED BY A SINGLE DUMMIE!

DUMMIE PUNIDIOT "WILLIAM PITT" TALKS, BUT NO DUMMIE NAMES HIM! MUST HURT! MUST WOUND!



MISTY MEMORY WEB-SITE ON WHAT THE GRAND DUmbo "SKINNER" CALLS "THE ANDY SITUATION" INVADED!

ANDYITES INCRIMINATING THEMSELVES!

BY THEIR OWN WORDS!



COMMENTS BY "SKINNER_DU" FOUND IN ARCHIVES OF FREE REPUBLIC!

NOT THE REAL GRAND DUmbo "SKINNER," BUT HILARIOUS ANYWAY!

COMMENTS BY "ANDY_STEPHENSON" FOUND IN ARCHIVES OF FREE REPUBLIC!

THE REAL THING!

[speed_addiction]

They just don't get it! We OWN the voting machines! We OWN the media! We OWN the internets! Their pitiful little party with silly little candidates is NOTHING! Our plan will not be derailed by anything as a pithy little National Election!

Are they blind? Can they not see? We already own America.
Herr Rove already has bigger plans! Why the insistence on Bolton in the UN? Come on, why? Because the position of General Secretary of the UN is next for George W. Bush! Yes, George W. Bush will be PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD! With all the military might of the United States Military at his disposal and what ever other military joins him (by force if necessary)! Finally! We will have the world we deserve!
BWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA!

[luvie]

Hey, I'm for everything you laid out! Let's get it on! Conservative World Domination--has a nice ring to it!

[franksolich]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=3380525

The central figure in what the Grand DUmbo "Skinner" calls "the Andy situation" posted today; near the bottom.

[Chappaquiddick Crawdad]

Dictionary.com gives either option. I think it's a measure of how well anglicized the word has become. Plus cultural variation in the pronunciation of "foreign" words. How do you say "Croissant"?

I understand what you're saying, but culinary is hardly a "foreign" word to be compared with croissant. It's not a native word, i.e. from the original Old English, but neither is about 85% of the English vocabulary. It comes from Latin but was given an Anglicized spelling upon its inception. And it has been around a lot longer than croissant.

I still say it should be pronounced "kyoolinary", because that pronunciation follows the "rules" or pattern by which English words of Latin origin are regularly pronounced. Compare the pronunciation of cucumber, or any number of other words with Latin roots under cu- in the dictionary (followed by only one consonant, however), such as cucullate or cucurbit or cuprous. Weird words, I know. lol

[Amityschild]

That is HYSTERICAL!!!

[Amityschild]

This one

Is dumping water all over my kitchen floor, and jumping on my back (digging her talons into my back) when I bend over to clean it up.

This one

Is pooping on the floor, barking at everything that moves and laying on my shoulder licking in my ear.

What's a mother to do?

[PJ-Comix]

When you get back, check out the new andyscam thread.

Link?

[Fenris6]

I would crawl through broken glass to get Cheney elected.

[ReeWalker]

http://mistymemory.forumsplace.com/post-186.html#186