Posted on 06/02/2005 5:15:51 PM PDT by writer33
Los AngelesKareem Abdul-Jamar, a Muslim geometry student at Four Square High School in Los Angeles, California, has flushed his geometry textbook down a toilet in protest of the flushing of the Koran. Above the toilet on the wall, Kareem scribbled The infidels and their geometry books must die!
This is to show those American pigs that we wont just stand by and take their abuse, shouted Kareem as he danced around the toilet. If theyre allowed to flush the Koran, then Im allowed to flush my geometry textbook. I dont care what they say. Theres no practical use for geometry anyway.
The flushing of the book could not be verified by teachers, the principal or any of the thousands of students at Four Square High School. However, Shirley Jones, Four Square High Schools Principal, said the accusations have not been investigated yet because of the lack of credibility, but that a wide-ranging review of interrogations on conservative students were underway at the high school.
Were going to get to the bottom of this, Shirley firmly stated. Everyone knows you cant fit a square peg in a round hole. Well just blame some of our fascist, conservative parents. As for Kareems punishment, we gave him a good talking too, warning him that if he flushed another textbook, he would pay for it and get expelled.
The geometric dilemma has sparked controversy across the nation, intriguing Senate Democrats and starting a trend. According to an unnamed aide of Senator Harry Reid, the Democrat from Nevada was seen trying to flush Bushs Social Security proposal down the toilet.
I heard him say that he was going to get rid of the trash as he flushed it, commented the unnamed aide. Its about time someone flushed that proposal down the toilet. Theres nothing in it for the people of Searchlight. You know the little people. And thats what Harry stands for. Flushing that proposal should really tell America what hes all about. I think hes wonderful!
I cant confirm nor deny that Harry flushed the proposal, remarked Sen. Dianne Feinstein, D-CA. I only know that I send my personal thanks to Kareem for solving just one of our problems in the Senate.
John Karnack, president of Houghton Mifflin told us that he couldnt understand how Kareem got that geometry book down the toilet. Its utterly amazing, John noted. We test all of our books before publishing them. Weve dropped them, stepped on them and desecrated them in every possible way. Yet, a Muslim student figured out how to effectively flush them. This is going to open up a larger budget for book testing, not to mention creating headaches for companies like American Standard.
The controversy that Kareem has created isnt exactly new. According to an unnamed Clinton advisor, Clinton was seen flushing The Starr Report, as well as many other memos down the White House toilet. I saw it all, said the unnamed advisor, known only as Paris Hilton. His foot was in the toilet, ramming it down there as hard as he could while screaming expletives. If only hed have had Kareems geometric secret then.
Thats nothing, said Sen. John McCain, R-AZ. I practically flushed the whole conservative movement down the toilet on a recent deal I cut. Like Rush said, I walk on the wild side, and Kareems just not there yet.
With the investigation underway, dozens of outraged parents have called the school board to request the firing of Principal Jones, feeling that Jones has violated the minority students rights to express his religious views. The parents arent alone, as an ACLU task force with dozens of lawyers descended on the school.
I was just doing it for the children, sobbed Jones while keeping Kareems hostile father at bay.
I wont stand for this, said Kareems father, Majik Abdul-Jamar. If anyone is going to give my son a talking too, its going to be me
not some racist principal. I dont care what her intentions were.
Geometry Rocks! :)
Yes...But there probably wasn't many courses that you got an A in were there. :)
:)
I didn't mind geometry. Trig is the devil.
I learned a lot about logical thinking from trig.
But it's still the devil. QED
Glad you enjoyed it, NYT. Thanks for the compliments and pinging the list.
:)
:) I agree. Algebra is cool.
A porto-potty would work, but do you think those trucks are big enough to suck it up? :)
What are you doing with a slide rule while drinking? You could've lost an eye. :)
Great picture. Thanks, E.
Yes. I've always been amazed at how many things the Muslimes "invented" that had been in use centuries earlier.
A most "inventive" group, they are......
(Especially when it come to a myriad of methods of murdering innocents)
Great pun. And thanks for the bump. :)
:) Very nice.
"As for Kareems punishment, we gave him a good talking too,"
Bullshit, expel the little bastard.
:) Hehe!
Racist!!!!!!!! :) HA! Just kidding!
Let me guess: Learning through osmosis. :)
I can't exactly remember, but I think we went out right after classes without stopping at the dorm. It was on top of my books and when I got back to the dorm, had to make a dash for the closest bathroom. Musta slid off.
Couldn't remember how to use the darn thing now, but I knew then. It was the logarithms that got me. It was all their fault. They made me do it.
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