Posted on 05/06/2005 4:03:32 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
DUmmieland is in an uproar because the Leftwing TomPaine.Com website published an article claiming that there was NO vote fraud conspiracy in Ohio. This is heresy in the eyes of the DUmmies because one of their most treasured beliefs is that the EVIL Republicans STOLE the election by rigging the votes in Ohio. One side effect of this belief is that it made Bev Harris a very rich woman since she scammed the DUmmies for at least $300,000 by making them think she was only $10 away from proving vote fraud in Ohio. There are actually two DUmmie threads expressing their OUTRAGE over the TomPaine.Com article. The first THREAD is titled, "’What Didn't Happen in Ohio’ This article DEMANDS a response!” and the second THREAD is simply titled, “TomPaine.com: What didn't happen in Ohio.” Both these threads have the typical lunatic DUmmie responses so both will be DUFUed. As usual, the rantings of the DUmmies unable to let go of their sacred Ohio vote fraud beliefs are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, with $10 in his pocket that he did NOT send to Bev Harris, is in the [brackets]:
“For casting doubt on the conspiracy theory, TomPaine.com and I received virtual barrels of e-mail, most from angry anti-Bush activists who could not believe that their hard work had been for naught. I also heard from Steven Freeman, a University of Pennsylvania professor and author of a widely cited study that served as the primary basis for the pro-theft-theory folks, The Unexplained Exit Poll Discrepancy . His remarks, and my response to them, appeared on TomPaine.com.”
[For casting doubt on the Ohio vote fraud conspiracy, I brand you a HERETIC!!! Let the Auto Da Fe begin!]
“Privately, I heard from many Democratic officials, election reform advocates and analysts from inside Ohio and elsewhere, who believed my reporting to be accurate, and who were more than a little perturbed by the frenzy, which they found a counterproductive distraction from the serious ongoing effort to reform election practices. Since the debate refuses to die, this seems a good time to trumpet the arrival of not just one, but two, new technical analyses that cast further doubt upon the conspiracy theories out there. The author of the first is an earnest young fellow in San Diego named Rick Brady.”
[Privately I’ve heard that the only loons left believing in the Ohio vote fraud conspiracy are the DUmmies and Teh-RAY-suh Heinz.]
”So, absent the emergence of true polling methodology experts screaming theft, we may reasonably conclude that no evil genius rigged the results. Instead, what we experienced was probably an amalgam of system failings, miscalculations, incompetence, and, in some cases, the variably successful exertions of biased election officials. These are, at worst, symptoms of gaming the system, a deplorable practice hardly limited to this election or, historically, to one party. The anomalies being cited, including by Christopher Hitchens—apparently without any notable independent verification—in a widely cited Vanity Fair piece, may prove to be invalid, or attributable as well to other factors. Perhaps fraud occurred on an isolated basis, but no one has come forward with careful documentation—as opposed to hysterical—unscientific allegation.”
[No! No! Don’t wanna hear this! Don’t you know that Karl Rove was the EVIL genius that rigged the election?]
“Until the public becomes confident in the underlying integrity of the electoral apparatus in this country, none of the urgently needed improvements to that system can take place. That’s why the conspiracy-mongering must cease. Can we instead please turn now to the many substantive proposals already being proffered to make things better—including pending legislation? Let’s keep our eye on the real ball that’s in our court.”
[Hey! Don’t tell me when I have to cease my mongering! Now that we have seen portions of this article, let us now take a look at the DUmmie outraged reaction to it.]
Bullshit! I saw it with my own eyes. I heard it w/ my own ears. I live in Columbus, Ohio too.
[And I saw space aliens land on Washington Mall with my own eyes. I heard it w/ my own ears. I live in the state of Insanity.]
Congratulations! More self-defeating bullshit, naysaying. Wunderbar!
[When even the far left TomPaine website thinks that the DUmmies are a bunch of moonbats, you know they are really far gone.]
Two very close elections. Two Republican Secs of State. Both Republican Secs of State doing double duty as Bush's state campaign chairs. Diebold machines manufactured and in use in key counties in both states. Big GOP donors running Diebold. Not least, a strong racist undertone re voter-access -- longer lines in heavy black precincts, etc. In sum, that is the infrastructure of cheating. Bush-Cheney cheated. Kerry-Edwards won.
[You certainly do present a convincing case…. that your oxygen supply was turned off at a young age.]
WE ARE NOT GOING TO STOP UNTIL JUSTICE IS DONE!
[THE COMEDY WILL NEVER END!]
I just emailed Russ Baker begging him to tell me this is satire.
[So sorry. It’s the bitter truth.]
my response is that he's right on…And I would add that I've suspected for a long time that some of the "activism" is actually intended to deliberately create and nourish unwarranted distrust in the system for malicious reasons.
[And this Dummie wins a Kewpie doll for having a very brief moment of mental clarity!]
Do you have a link to the thread?
I still don't understand why he's not in Havana, reaping the benefits of the "greatest health care system in the world."
If this had happened in Cuba, Castro could have personally had NoMoreMrNiceGuy drained of blood and then shot. It's Dandy Andy's own fault for trust the Capitalist system.
trust=trusting
" I have given every fiber of my being to fair auditable elections...I, as sick as I am went to Ohio this past weekend to give others some of the knowledge I have...at great detriment to my health."
Sorry...nothing. ;)
I am truly tired of being acused of fraud. I am fighting for my life here.
Today I was slam dunked by the hospital...by a freeper and by this person. I will be mor than happy to return his $10. I would rather do that...and keep my integrity than not to and have someone think I am a fraudster.
There is only one person I can think of that might possibly be behind this campaign and I think we all know who that is.
I am so tired of being sick. It is beginning to take a major toll on me. I have given every fiber of my being to fair auditable elections...I, as sick as I am went to Ohio this past weekend to give others some of the knowledge I have...at great detriment to my health.
I cannot believe a low count poster could have stirred up so much shit around me. Yes my surgery was cancelled this AM because the certified checks Termite sent...sat on the manager of the mail facility's desk.
Financial Services was either too lazy or busy to call and ask if they were there. Hell the damned things beat me to Baltimore. Believe me I did not do a bowel flush yesterday for fun.
So if anyone here has a problem...thinks I am a fraud...wants their money back...say the word. I am an honest man and I would rather DIE with my good name intact than to take a dime from anyone that thinks I defrauded them. I am just that kind of guy.
To those that helped me...Skinner has the information to verify that I am a patient at Hopkins and I assume his silence this evening means he was not able to reach their office.
Thank you everyone that did donate and thanks to Miss Waverly (who works at Hopkins) for putting Termite and I up tonight and for "as long as we need" a place to stay. She gave me her key this afternoon and suprise suprise...her house and all her valuables are still intact.
Thanks Scubed...who wrote a personal check to cover the shortfall ($10,800) which was held by paypal yesterday...I did not use the check...but scubed made sure I had it in case I needed it. It is still in my wallet...not the actions of a fraudster...A true con artist would have gone straight to the bank cashed the check and absconded with the cash. I guess I am a dumb fraudster, perhaps I was in a diabetic haze.
So here is the result of MrNiceGuyIsDead's post and there are many others that I need to deal with now. This one was just the first one in the inbox. Let me know now if you want your money back...because in a few days I may not be able to ensure you get it back quickly as I will be healing...or trying to.
Thank you and Good Night.
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Uh, I have about.....62....."concerns" with the comments of the felonious DUmmie Andy Stephenson.
All this fuss over this but there are only four replies to the story on Wisconsin vote fraud that came out today.
Do tell!!! ^o^
Apparently the felonious DUmmie Andy Stephenson has got a lot of PayPal cancellations--note the discouragement betrayed by his words--(none from me, though; I just use old-fashioned checks).
The "sample" cancellation at the bottom of his message is, apparently, only one of several he alleges to have gotten.
So the felonious DUmmie Andy Stephenson is making a subtle pitch to DUmmies here, "come on, guys, pick up this slack."
And more.
Among the more minor lies, the felonious DUmmie Andy Stephenson and his boyfriend the DUmmie "termite" spent the night in a hotel (incurring a hotel bill), not at this one person's home--that is enshrined in the DUmmie threads; they spent the night in a hotel that cost money, rather than on a couch in a living room somewhere.
It just goes on and on and on.
And by the way, everybody saw those photographs taken of the felonious DUmmie Andy Stephenson in Ohio this past weekend; he looked like he was having a really good time, not tired and worn out.
Stay tuned. Tomorrow should be exciting.
Why does "I did not do a bowel flush yesterday for fun" strike me as sort of queer?
The link I posted from Seattle For Dean stated that he already WAS in the hospital. This was posted on May 1st.
Yeah, I noticed that, but as with my, uh, unfortunate habit of ignoring Norwegian prefixes, I disregarded it.
<<not perfect.
He seems to be blaming Bev Harris, but I bet Bev Harris, unless she reads her e-mail, has no idea what is going on.
Not only is he blaming Bev Harris but also an unnamed Freeper.
For the Life of me I can not imagine a Freeper working with Bev Harris on ANYTHING. Let alone somethins as miniscule as bismirching Undies "good name."
My prediction--although I am not God; far from it--for tomorrow is there will be a new appeal for funds, to make up for the shortfall caused by the PayPal cancellations, of which there are, apparently, many.
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