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DUmmie FUnnies 05-06-05 ("TomPaine.com: What didn't happen in Ohio")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 6, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 05/06/2005 4:03:32 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

DUmmieland is in an uproar because the Leftwing TomPaine.Com website published an article claiming that there was NO vote fraud conspiracy in Ohio. This is heresy in the eyes of the DUmmies because one of their most treasured beliefs is that the EVIL Republicans STOLE the election by rigging the votes in Ohio. One side effect of this belief is that it made Bev Harris a very rich woman since she scammed the DUmmies for at least $300,000 by making them think she was only $10 away from proving vote fraud in Ohio. There are actually two DUmmie threads expressing their OUTRAGE over the TomPaine.Com article. The first THREAD is titled, "’What Didn't Happen in Ohio’ This article DEMANDS a response!” and the second THREAD is simply titled, “TomPaine.com: What didn't happen in Ohio.” Both these threads have the typical lunatic DUmmie responses so both will be DUFUed. As usual, the rantings of the DUmmies unable to let go of their sacred Ohio vote fraud beliefs are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, with $10 in his pocket that he did NOT send to Bev Harris, is in the [brackets]:

“For casting doubt on the conspiracy theory, TomPaine.com and I received virtual barrels of e-mail, most from angry anti-Bush activists who could not believe that their hard work had been for naught. I also heard from Steven Freeman, a University of Pennsylvania professor and author of a widely cited study that served as the primary basis for the pro-theft-theory folks, The Unexplained Exit Poll Discrepancy . His remarks, and my response to them, appeared on TomPaine.com.”

[For casting doubt on the Ohio vote fraud conspiracy, I brand you a HERETIC!!! Let the Auto Da Fe begin!]

“Privately, I heard from many Democratic officials, election reform advocates and analysts from inside Ohio and elsewhere, who believed my reporting to be accurate, and who were more than a little perturbed by the frenzy, which they found a counterproductive distraction from the serious ongoing effort to reform election practices. Since the debate refuses to die, this seems a good time to trumpet the arrival of not just one, but two, new technical analyses that cast further doubt upon the conspiracy theories out there. The author of the first is an earnest young fellow in San Diego named Rick Brady.”

[Privately I’ve heard that the only loons left believing in the Ohio vote fraud conspiracy are the DUmmies and Teh-RAY-suh Heinz.]

”So, absent the emergence of true polling methodology experts screaming theft, we may reasonably conclude that no evil genius rigged the results. Instead, what we experienced was probably an amalgam of system failings, miscalculations, incompetence, and, in some cases, the variably successful exertions of biased election officials. These are, at worst, symptoms of gaming the system, a deplorable practice hardly limited to this election or, historically, to one party. The anomalies being cited, including by Christopher Hitchens—apparently without any notable independent verification—in a widely cited Vanity Fair piece, may prove to be invalid, or attributable as well to other factors. Perhaps fraud occurred on an isolated basis, but no one has come forward with careful documentation—as opposed to hysterical—unscientific allegation.”

[No! No! Don’t wanna hear this! Don’t you know that Karl Rove was the EVIL genius that rigged the election?]

“Until the public becomes confident in the underlying integrity of the electoral apparatus in this country, none of the urgently needed improvements to that system can take place. That’s why the conspiracy-mongering must cease. Can we instead please turn now to the many substantive proposals already being proffered to make things better—including pending legislation? Let’s keep our eye on the real ball that’s in our court.”

[Hey! Don’t tell me when I have to cease my mongering! Now that we have seen portions of this article, let us now take a look at the DUmmie outraged reaction to it.]

Bullshit! I saw it with my own eyes. I heard it w/ my own ears. I live in Columbus, Ohio too.

[And I saw space aliens land on Washington Mall with my own eyes. I heard it w/ my own ears. I live in the state of Insanity.]

Congratulations! More self-defeating bullshit, naysaying. Wunderbar!

[When even the far left TomPaine website thinks that the DUmmies are a bunch of moonbats, you know they are really far gone.]

Two very close elections. Two Republican Secs of State. Both Republican Secs of State doing double duty as Bush's state campaign chairs. Diebold machines manufactured and in use in key counties in both states. Big GOP donors running Diebold. Not least, a strong racist undertone re voter-access -- longer lines in heavy black precincts, etc. In sum, that is the infrastructure of cheating. Bush-Cheney cheated. Kerry-Edwards won.

[You certainly do present a convincing case…. that your oxygen supply was turned off at a young age.]

WE ARE NOT GOING TO STOP UNTIL JUSTICE IS DONE!

[THE COMEDY WILL NEVER END!]

I just emailed Russ Baker begging him to tell me this is satire.

[So sorry. It’s the bitter truth.]

my response is that he's right on…And I would add that I've suspected for a long time that some of the "activism" is actually intended to deliberately create and nourish unwarranted distrust in the system for malicious reasons.

[And this Dummie wins a Kewpie doll for having a very brief moment of mental clarity!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: andyscam; battleground; dummies; voterfraud
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To: WinOne4TheGipper

Ooooh, that sounds like fun. Is this on the "are all ZOTS equal?" zot thread? I'll have to take a look. Got pinged by Meek on it, but haven't checked it yet.


21 posted on 05/06/2005 4:37:20 PM PDT by Purrcival (DUmmies, you LOST OHIO! Deal with it!)
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To: Purrcival

Yes.


22 posted on 05/06/2005 4:38:26 PM PDT by WinOne4TheGipper (Ignorance is the sole breeding ground for liberalism.)
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To: PJ-Comix

The flight to Baltimore was for the pre-op meeting with Undie's surgeon. That dailykos link I sent you (yesterday?) stated that he was also giving a seminar in Columbus (probably one of their idiotic election fraud "teach-ins").


23 posted on 05/06/2005 4:39:06 PM PDT by Purrcival (DUmmies, you LOST OHIO! Deal with it!)
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To: franksolich

If their little beady eyes are ever opened, Andy is gonna suffer a fate worthy of the grifter that he is! But--I think he is safe in DUmmieland! LOL!

I have never before seen a whole group of people that are so gullible! I don't know how they make it through a day!


24 posted on 05/06/2005 4:39:17 PM PDT by luvie ((Freedom is on the march. Freedom is the birthright and deep desire of every human soul.GWB 3-29-05))
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To: PJ-Comix
It never occurs to these moonbats, that long lines could indicate large voter turnout, not lack of machines! Large turnout is a good thing, but when it's in predominately black or registered democrat areas, they can't fathom that some of them voted for President Bush!

Blind AND Dumb!
25 posted on 05/06/2005 4:39:48 PM PDT by gidget7 (Get GLSEN out of our schools!!!!!!)
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To: Purrcival

WA. PA. MI. WI.


26 posted on 05/06/2005 4:40:06 PM PDT by cripplecreek (I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier!)
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To: franksolich
"Uh, they're still $4,800 "short" on the FIRST $25,000.
The second $25,000 was to come AFTER the surgery."

Ohhhhhh...so you're saying that the little red thermometer thingy is a LIE??? I thought that if they paid through PayPal, that was the same as me making an online payment to my credit card. So either these are just pledges, or there are some DUmmies claiming to have given, when they have in fact not given. And BTW, wasn't that initial $25,000 supposed to be paid to JH earlier this week? They must have begged and pleaded and groveled for an extension.
27 posted on 05/06/2005 4:45:34 PM PDT by Purrcival (DUmmies, you LOST OHIO! Deal with it!)
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To: franksolich

FRIEMDS countrymen give me your ATTANTION.

poetic ain't it


28 posted on 05/06/2005 4:46:45 PM PDT by DugMac ((Regan Rules))
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To: WinOne4TheGipper

Some pretty blatent fraud here as well. I'm not real happy with our reps for deciding to let it slide.

http://www.nationalreview.com/battleground/2004/battleground200411040640.asp


29 posted on 05/06/2005 4:48:39 PM PDT by cripplecreek (I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier!)
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To: Purrcival

Yeah, there were a lot of (a) "pledges" and (b) "the check's in the mail"--in addition to the usual "hugs" and "love" and "kisses" and "prayers," which in DUmmieland pass for legal-tender currency.

This is what I like about Free Republic; its utter honesty, and conservatism in reporting revenues.

Free Republic "counts" nothing until the cash is actually in the bank, their bank. (I know, because I send checks, distrusting electronic or credit-card transfers--remember, money is my own occupation.)

When it's in the bank, Free Republic counts it.

But not before.

There are SO many things to like about Free Republic, and two of them are (a) honesty and (b) conservatism.


30 posted on 05/06/2005 4:50:13 PM PDT by franksolich (crime never pays)
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To: cripplecreek; WinOne4TheGipper

I can't believe we let this slide, either. This is blatant, egregious fraud, even worse than trying to register Daffy Duck or Mary Poppins. And yet, hardly a ripple in the MSM about it.


31 posted on 05/06/2005 4:51:50 PM PDT by Purrcival (DUmmies, you LOST OHIO! Deal with it!)
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To: WinOne4TheGipper

Just read your zot post. Well said. And btw, it didn't take long for that account to be suspended, did it?


32 posted on 05/06/2005 4:57:08 PM PDT by Purrcival (DUmmies, you LOST OHIO! Deal with it!)
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To: Purrcival

The DUmmies are funnie.

All week long, they raved about what a "great place" Johns Hopkins is.

Now they're damning it.

Johns Hopkins is probably okay--I am no "expert" on medical facilities--probably at least as good as any hospital in Nebraska (or the state of Washington, for that matter).

Another way the DUmmies are funnie is how they mock and ridicule Christians, Jews, and others, for having "religious faith" rather than relying upon "infallible rational reasoning"--but then the DUmmies turn around and "BELEEVE!" in the most preposterous notions, such as believing in something will actually make it happen.


33 posted on 05/06/2005 5:03:54 PM PDT by franksolich (crime never pays)
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To: franksolich; PJ-Comix

Well, right now, the DUmmies are going nutso over some church in Waynesville, NC whose pastor supposedly told everyone (before the election) that they had to vote for Bush. And he apparently also just told all of the Democrats in the congregation that they had to leave. I did hear this item on CNN earlier today (newscaster gloating as she read it), but I haven't seen anything from a reliable source yet:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x3604552


34 posted on 05/06/2005 5:14:05 PM PDT by Purrcival (DUmmies, you LOST OHIO! Deal with it!)
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To: franksolich; PJ-Comix

Well, here's one link to that church story:

http://www.citizen-times.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050506/NEWS/50506020/1001


35 posted on 05/06/2005 5:17:39 PM PDT by Purrcival (DUmmies, you LOST OHIO! Deal with it!)
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To: franksolich; PJ-Comix

...and one more link to WorldNetDaily's coverage of the church story:

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=44152

I have to say that *IF* this story is true, I disagree with this pastor's actions. Aside from him kicking people out of the church on the basis of their political leanings, the Left is going to use his actions to paint ALL churches with that brush, and will try to use it as a basis to lobby lawmakers to revoke the tax-exempt status of ALL churches. Funny that there is no such outcry when African-American pastors endorse Democratic candidates.


36 posted on 05/06/2005 5:28:00 PM PDT by Purrcival (DUmmies, you LOST OHIO! Deal with it!)
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To: Purrcival

A two-day sensation.

This whole deal about religion mystifies me.

(For the record, I am Roman Catholic.)

What is a "religion"? Is it not possible we use too narrow of a definition, in defining "religion"?

Religion is a set of beliefs (or knowledge) upon which one bases his identity, his values, and his conduct.

So, yes, we all can agree that Presbyterianism, for example, is a religion.

But the same things that make Presbyterianism a religion, make Planned Parenthood, for example, a religion.

One of the tenets of Planned Parenthood is that one must believe in abortion. No ifs, ands, or buts about it; one MUST believe in abortion, or be expelled.

And so if this news story about Democrats being expelled from a church is actually true, well, it does not particularly bother me; after all, they are merely following the example of another religion, Planned Parenthood, in demanding ideological adherence.


37 posted on 05/06/2005 5:37:03 PM PDT by franksolich (crime never pays)
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To: franksolich

Actually, one could argue that atheism is also a "religion", because it also requires a belief set - one that does not include God.


38 posted on 05/06/2005 5:59:34 PM PDT by Purrcival (DUmmies, you LOST OHIO! Deal with it!)
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To: franksolich

If they raised $32,000 wouldn't they be $7000 OVER, not $4800 short?


39 posted on 05/06/2005 6:24:58 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Purrcival
So, yes, we all can agree that Presbyterianism, for example, is a religion.

Also genetic. It is a scientific fact that only Presbyterian stomachs from the Midwest can digest summer sausages.

40 posted on 05/06/2005 6:30:17 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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