Posted on 05/06/2005 4:03:32 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
Hopefully a side effect of entering the new space time continuum is that we make telepathic contact with Mary Matalin. The message that I am preparing to send out to her from the good ship DUFU is: "The DUmmie FUnnies, due to its incredible popularity, would be a HUGE bestseller as a book (with CD-ROM insert for the related comix stories)."
"ALL THESE MARKETS ARE YOURS EXCEPT FOR EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO BOOK SALES THERE. DUFU THEM TOGETHER. DUFU THEM IN PEACE. CONTACT PJ-Comix."
“My God, its full of DUFUs!" Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.
PING!
What "didn't" happen in Ohio?
Neither Blair nor Kerry won the popular vote.
Second?
Can you imagine the reaction if the writer had cited evidence of democratic fraud in some states that went for Kerry?
I would love to see the TV special on that. Leonard Nimoy presents "In Search Of The Lost Gabor Sister."
Well, I'm still waiting for the felonious DUmmie Andy Stephenson to do something about voting fraud in his own front yard, the state of Washington, instead of tip-toeing and traipsing around the country on everyone else's dime.
Last I heard, Undie landed in Columbus, Ohio. So what gives? He lands yesterday in Baltimore for surgery at Johns Hopkins and today he lands in Columbus????
in the top 20 and today for me...that's great!
Uh, I hate to interrupt this thread, but TROUBLE IN DUMMIELAND.
ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!
TROUBLE IN DUMMIELAND!
THIS JUST POSTED IN DUMMIELAND!--from the DUmmie "flyarm":
jOHNS HOPKINS JUST CALLED ANDY THEY WANT FULL MONEY BY NOON MONDAY..WE ARE SHORT ..$4,800.00 OR THEY CANCEL SURGERY !!
I SAY THAT AGAIN WE ARE SHORT $4,800.00
PLEASE IF YOU HAVEN'T DONATED DO IT NOW PLEASE!!!
IF YOU HAVE FRIEMDS YOU CAN APPEAL TO..DO IT NOW PLEASE.. DOING EVERYTHING POSSIBLE TO HOLD THEM OFF...
BUT I WE NEED HELP FOR ANDY ..NOW!!!!
OR HE GETS CANCELED..THIS IS IMPERATIVE..AND NEEDS ATTANTION NOW..SO PLEASE IF YOU HAVE ANYONE YOU CAN CALL OR EMAIL PLEASE DO IT NOW!!
Now, I am greatly confused; the last time I checked the "thermometer," it showed the DUmmies had raised more than $32,000 on behalf of the felonious DUmmie Andy Stephenson.
This is unfolding just as I thought it would; dishonesty is a repetitive habit.....with repetitive consequences.
Say what?? This DUmmie thinks Ohio was CLOSE???? Good grief. I assume the other state in question was Florida, which really wasn't all that close, either. Weren't there other states that went "blue" that were much closer?
*shaking head in amazement!* Their gullibility never ceases to amaze me! I hope they are never allowed to really be in charge of anything.
I would have been here sooner, but I had to flame a racist troll...
Right...I thought that they needed $25,000 up-front to GUARANTEE the surgery. They have passed that. They needed the additional $25,000 to finish paying for the surgery. But that makes $50,000. But if they only have $32,000...and they're saying that they're $4,800 short...oh, this DUmmie math is making my head spin.
"Can you imagine the reaction if the writer had cited evidence of democratic fraud in some states that went for Kerry?"
I would love to see this same writer evaluate the gubernatorial race in Washington state.
Ooh, this DUmmie's gonna get in trouble with the rest of the Ant Farm!
Stay tuned.
Although more so than just a half-hour comedy show on television, this particular DUmmie event (raising funds for the felonious DUmmie Andy Stephenson) is likely to be an entire season, an entire series, of half-hour comedy shows.
When this is all said and done, I am sure P.J. can make an entire second book of DUmmie FUnnies out of just this single event--attention, Mary Matalin!
Shhh... Speak not of the fraud in Wisconsin, which had Bush won it, Ohio would have been irrelevant. A house of cards is a very delicate thing, you know.
Uh, they're still $4,800 "short" on the FIRST $25,000.
The second $25,000 was to come AFTER the surgery.
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