Posted on 05/06/2005 11:05:18 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog
In the week after First Lady Laura Bush's comedy routine at the White House press corps annual Correspondent's dinner, the uptight right is still Quaking.
Standing steadfast on their principle, the Upstanding withstood allegations that they were grandstanding about the first lady's comments. "Nonsense! We stand for something! Sorry if that doesn't sit well with you!" Their principle had only this to say: "uuuunnnnnnghh".
Though her routine was applauded by most, the unbothered majority was once more identifiable mostly by their clashing contrast with the outer fringes. Asked how they felt about being called a fringe group, the SpokesMan of "Something Very Wrong with That" Bart Hetero said "We don't wear fringe! Fringe is gay. This perversion is clearly a ploy of the homosexual fashion lobby."
The clergy at Our Lady of Perpetually Bunched Panties would say only that they were very uncomfortable with the whole thing.
United Church of the Righteously Indignant issued a strong statement against the content of the first lady's speech shortly before it began. "We are certain this event will be an outrage. Self-deprecating is clearly a sinful and immoral act."
Several members of the Church of the Delicate Sensibilities were treated for the vapors following the routine, and have been advised by their physicians not to comment.
The Depravity Archivists Council, a nonprofit group dedicated to fully exposing scantily clad innuendo in a world full of camouflaged nuance, has released an illustrated bulletin that explains in graphic detail the obscenity of the first lady's routine for those who don't grasp the full range of possible perverted interpretations.
Project Above It All refused to give an interview, but issued a statement: "None of us watched it. We don't participate in anything. We're boycotting." Asked to clarify what all they are boycotting, they simply answered "Well, as of now, you".
Speaking for the church of Most Cleansing Suffering, Sandy Vagina said "I guess what most chaffs me is that the first lady has further legitimized this idea that life is supposed to be fun".
Yeah - I heard it and had to do a quick search :~D
LOL!
I think today I am the one with the stick ;~D
Great post!
Barbara is my favorite first lady. She calls them as she sees them.
I am going to sound very ignorant now, but where did you get all the cute smileys?
Gwarsh, blush.
Then I'd best quit while some think I'm ahead.
Thanks for your kind words.
Have a blessed weekend.
his jokes, too
Thanks. ironic isn't it.
I can't believe I'm saying this - but that Clinton quote is actually funny.
See what happens when we welcome evil? ;~D
Thank you! Love your tagline, by the way.
ROTFLMAO! This is the best commentary I've seen on this subject! I'm kind of thinking I want to boycott stuff.....all stuff! Too funny!
~smiles~
Thank you!
Too funny, HAIR! :o)
Thank you.
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