Posted on 05/06/2005 11:05:18 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog
In the week after First Lady Laura Bush's comedy routine at the White House press corps annual Correspondent's dinner, the uptight right is still Quaking.
Standing steadfast on their principle, the Upstanding withstood allegations that they were grandstanding about the first lady's comments. "Nonsense! We stand for something! Sorry if that doesn't sit well with you!" Their principle had only this to say: "uuuunnnnnnghh".
Though her routine was applauded by most, the unbothered majority was once more identifiable mostly by their clashing contrast with the outer fringes. Asked how they felt about being called a fringe group, the SpokesMan of "Something Very Wrong with That" Bart Hetero said "We don't wear fringe! Fringe is gay. This perversion is clearly a ploy of the homosexual fashion lobby."
The clergy at Our Lady of Perpetually Bunched Panties would say only that they were very uncomfortable with the whole thing.
United Church of the Righteously Indignant issued a strong statement against the content of the first lady's speech shortly before it began. "We are certain this event will be an outrage. Self-deprecating is clearly a sinful and immoral act."
Several members of the Church of the Delicate Sensibilities were treated for the vapors following the routine, and have been advised by their physicians not to comment.
The Depravity Archivists Council, a nonprofit group dedicated to fully exposing scantily clad innuendo in a world full of camouflaged nuance, has released an illustrated bulletin that explains in graphic detail the obscenity of the first lady's routine for those who don't grasp the full range of possible perverted interpretations.
Project Above It All refused to give an interview, but issued a statement: "None of us watched it. We don't participate in anything. We're boycotting." Asked to clarify what all they are boycotting, they simply answered "Well, as of now, you".
Speaking for the church of Most Cleansing Suffering, Sandy Vagina said "I guess what most chaffs me is that the first lady has further legitimized this idea that life is supposed to be fun".
Good job, really funny ;^)
Thanks!
It needed to be said.....
I saw lots of new tag lines in there. Thanks
WONDERFUL.
GREAT GUFFAWS.
But . . . you left out . . .
--The ERUPTIONS of the Elders of the SEMINARY of the CONTINUALLY CONSTIPATED CONIPTIONS
and
--The gaseous pollutions of those of THE MONASTARY OF THE OVERLY INFLATED EGOS AND AIRHEADS
and
--The jerky stomps of those from THE CONVENT OF THE PERSISTENTLY PONTIFICALLY PRISSY
and
--The interminable nasaly whines and wailings of the WE'RE WHOLLY AGIN' IT CHOIR
and
--The apoleptic harumphs of those of THE SMUGLY SERENE SADUCESS AND PHARISEES Gospel Quartet (who all insist that they only fed on intellectual milk and never had a thing to do with their mothers' breasts).
and
--The hissings of those of THE SANCTIMONIOUS SALAVATORS SEPTET who usually spend their time eagerly waiting for the next detailed 'prayer request' on the 'prayer chain' about poor dear sister so-and-so and her 'marriage' problems. Also of special interest to the prayerful sisters is poor brother Snodgrass and his dreadful medical concerns about his prostate.
Then there are the cacophonous cluckings of those of THE SUPER HOLY SABBATH WADDLE WORSHIP TEAM toward all those who's waddle is not precisely the same as theirs.
. . . oh, dear, here I've gone and gotten carried away.
(Wonder how many of these horrified freepers live a life even CLOSE to the clean and moral life the First Lady lives..........I'm betting on NONE).
LOL...good work.
FWIW, I have a suspicion that most of the flaming & frothing Laura posts can be traced to an ISP in Salem, RFD. ; )
I thought it was hilarious!
Can you say the "V" word here?
I agree with you that you are not "oversensitive." Nobody who could write "horse weiner" could have the slightest bit of sensitivity.
Thanks for the ping. Very funny!
:)
All jokes are in bad taste.
Huh?
No... that's the trouble with me ;~D
Thank you everyone :~D
well what would be an appropriate way of saying that part of horse anatomy in a lighthearted thread without being gross? Just tryin' to keep it light.
I felt it was a little out of character for her though.
I am certainly not going to criticize her for it. It was quite funny.
I adore the show desperate housewives, but I am partial since my husband is employed with the studios.
I however, do not have my children watching the show.
Nor do I recommend other younger people watch it as well.
BRAVO!!
LMAO!
I've been out all afternoon - I need to play ketchup!!!!
Hope you get a chuckle from it!
I am back to being amused. :~D
Nice blog!
ROLFMAO!
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