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DUmmie FUnnies 05-03-05 ("Kerry: 'I Think These People are Extremists'")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 3, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 05/03/2005 6:11:47 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: speed_addiction
if anything he is apealling only to the kooks in the Democratic party. That is the faction that is driving people away in droves from their own party

You mean there's another faction in the party that isn't composed of kooks?? If so, it must be the Democratic Secret Service working in deep cover because it hasn't shown itself in public since Harry Truman was pres.

And while we're on the subject of Dem kooks, remember Dem presidential candidate Jerry "Moonbeam" Brown? Ahh, if only we had the good sense to have sent Moonbeam to the Oval Office when he gave us the chance. All our problems would be solved by now, and we would all be as happy and carefree as the DU ants in PJ's communal ant farm.

41 posted on 05/03/2005 7:25:41 AM PDT by epow (In His grip.)
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To: PJ-Comix

In regards to the Iraq war, I tell all liberals to Google the words "Salman Pak". They immediately stop all debate with me with their tails between their legs. Not to mention Abu Nidal, Abu Abbas, etc. all found and captured in Baghdad.


42 posted on 05/03/2005 7:30:27 AM PDT by Ronaldus Magnus Reagan
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To: All

FLASH!!! Laura Ingraham interviewing someone right now who claims that Kerry is definitely running for '08 nomination. Person is saying that Kerry is claiming that Hillary "can't win." DUH! That is why Karl Rove is backing Hillary. Hee! Hee!


43 posted on 05/03/2005 7:53:36 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
It's kind of interesting watching him slowly build up, isn't it. He says he's still fired up. I wonder how long he can keep that up. We need him fired up. He's the Incredible Hulk when he's fired up.

Uh, well, he's got the "turning green" part down, thats about it.

44 posted on 05/03/2005 8:01:09 AM PDT by Paradox ("It is well that war is so terrible, lest we grow too fond of it."- Robert E. Lee)
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To: PJ-Comix
go Johnny go go go ! keep doin it, the people need to know. If anyone needs to hang their heads, it is us the people who failed you.

I hope that was posted by a covert FReeper just to cause side splitting, out of oxygen, Coffee spitting all over the monitor laugh over here at FreeperVille. Cuz' it worked.

45 posted on 05/03/2005 8:27:17 AM PDT by IllumiNaughtyByNature (If Islam is a religion of peace, they should fire their P.R. guy!)
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To: franksolich

This is interesting. The Undie Money threads are sort of fizzling out. However, NO MENTION made of ANY payment to Johns Hopkins. Supposedly yesterday was the iron clad date they had to get the money there but thus far, NO mention of any payment to Johns Hopkins. This is getting VERRRRRRRY INTERRRRRESTING.


46 posted on 05/03/2005 8:27:51 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
He just keeps cranking the rhetoric up a notch each time he opens his mouth. He was nearly ranting last week after the Frist appearance at "Justice Sunday."

I think they have finally found the key to winning elections.Lets hope they follow this advice all the way into the cesspool.
ROFLOL.

47 posted on 05/03/2005 8:38:02 AM PDT by carlr
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To: PJ-Comix
He's the Incredible Hulk when he's fired up.

More like the solitary Dr. David Banner hitching a ride at the end of each episode, totally devoid of friends once again.

BTW PJ, it’s the Seattle POST-Intelligencer, not Pilot-Intelligencer. Though I personally find it to be utterly devoid of intelligence, so the preceding word is irrelevant.
48 posted on 05/03/2005 8:38:27 AM PDT by SSgtRast (Doing my best to tick off the secular left)
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To: epow

"You mean there's another faction in the party that isn't composed of kooks?? "

You forget Zell Miller. He is still a Democrat even though he doesn't vote Democrat, anymore.


49 posted on 05/03/2005 8:41:16 AM PDT by imskylark
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To: PJ-Comix

I heard on the radio that Gore is coming back and they were talking about a Gore/Kerry 2008 combo.

BWAAAAAHAAAHAAA!!


50 posted on 05/03/2005 8:41:16 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (When you lose your fear, you become the people you envied.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I was just over there in DUmmieland (circa 10-11 a.m. Tuesday, Nebraska time), looking over the fund-raising threads myself; yep, they sort of fizzled out.

And so far there is no explanation from the DUmmie "sfexpat2000" or the DUmmie "flyarm" or the DUmmie "termite" (apparently the DUmmie Andy Stephenson's "significant other," or at least some guy he's shacking up with) about what transpired this morning with the "money lady" at Johns Hopkins.

Perhaps there might be something later.

What was amusing was one thread where the DUmmie PUnidiot "William Pitt" posted a new fund-raising thread for the DUmmie Andy Stephenson, directing contributions be sent via.....PDA (Progressive Democrats of America).

Then some other DUmmie chimed in, saying, no, no, one has to contribute directly to the DUmmie Andy Stephenson, through the DUmmie "sfexpat2000."

And then it was no, no, contribute through PDA.

And then it was no, no, contribute through the DUmmie "sfexpat2000."

It is going around in circles.

In other news from DUmmieland, this morning the cracked DUmmie "MoPaul" is spouting off in all sorts of directions (I think he is "auditioning" for the DUmmie FUnnies), and there are the mandatory allegations that George Bush Sr. had something to do with the Kennedy assassination in 1963 and the attempted Reagan assassination in 1981, and that George Bush Jr. had something to do with the downing of the airplane flown by John Kennedy Jr. a few years ago.

Just the usual stuff, nothing new.


51 posted on 05/03/2005 8:50:50 AM PDT by franksolich (<<always intrigued by financial shenanigans by public figures)
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To: Hillarys Gate Cult

OK, thanks. Geez, these people really do live in an alternate reality, don't they?


52 posted on 05/03/2005 9:01:58 AM PDT by steve-b (A desire not to butt into other people's business is eighty percent of all human wisdom)
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To: PJ-Comix

I'll bet that word is percolating among scam artists that DU is a mother lode of easy marks.


53 posted on 05/03/2005 9:04:08 AM PDT by steve-b (A desire not to butt into other people's business is eighty percent of all human wisdom)
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To: franksolich

Bottom line is that the Undie money STILL has not reached Johns Hopkins. Yesterday was supposed to be the ironclad date when it was supposed to be delivered. Their excuse was that the "money lady" wasn't available. Still waiting for this soap opera to continue.


54 posted on 05/03/2005 9:30:56 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

It must be a "commercial break" in the soap opera.


55 posted on 05/03/2005 9:34:10 AM PDT by franksolich (<<always intrigued by financial shenanigans by public figures)
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To: franksolich
The Second Assistant Grand DUmmie "EarlG."

Auuuggghh. DUmmie men all look like they imbibe estrogen smoothies for breakfast. I'll bet he has a dead-fish handshake, too. No wait...he doesn't shake hands. He hugs.

56 posted on 05/03/2005 9:58:20 AM PDT by Scothia (Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make DUmmies.)
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To: speed_addiction

While you are right, don't say it to loudly! I'd rather encourage him. He can concentrate on campaigning while he looses his Senate seat hehehe


57 posted on 05/03/2005 9:59:20 AM PDT by gidget7 (Get GLSEN out of our schools!!!!!!)
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To: Scothia

Well, I don't know; I have sort of an impression I could sit down and play poker and slug some whiskey with the Second Assistant Grand DUmmie "EarlG," actually.

It's obvious the Grand DUmmie "Skinner" is the brains, the boss, of the outfit.

The Assistant Grand DUmmie "Elad" is sort of a cipher to me, but I'm sure sooner or later I'll figure him out.

My feelings about these guys wavers, strongly, from revulsion to admiration; the feelings just rock back-and-forth, violently.


58 posted on 05/03/2005 10:26:33 AM PDT by franksolich (<<always intrigued by financial shenanigans by public figures)
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To: franksolich
Well, I don't know; I have sort of an impression I could sit down and play poker and slug some whiskey with the Second Assistant Grand DUmmie "EarlG," actually.

Sorry, but he looks like all the soft Santa Cruz boys I've seen. Yuck. I've never read anything by/about him other than this, so I'm admittedly being shallow and only going by the photo posted. He has a girlie look, though, and I don't like it.

59 posted on 05/03/2005 10:33:28 AM PDT by Scothia (Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make DUmmies.)
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To: Scothia

Well, the deal is, no one is unsalvageable; this is both from human psychology and religious faith.

If given the proper tools--although admittedly it would have to be a garageful of tools--even the decorated centerfold DUmmie "Faye" could be remodeled.

The 2nd Assistant Grand DUmmie "EarlG," yeah, sure, looks a little wimpy and a little damp, a little squidgy--but nothing a few days out in the Nebraska prairies, and a few games of poker rippled with some whiskey, would not alter for the better.

No one is unsalvageable--although the felonious DUmmie Andy Stephenson is so far gone now, surely no human agency, only God, can help him.


60 posted on 05/03/2005 10:40:08 AM PDT by franksolich (<<always intrigued by financial shenanigans by public figures)
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