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DUmmie FUnnies 04-22-05 ("Kerry still working on stolen election")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 22, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 04/22/2005 3:14:29 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: Charles Henrickson
Allan Sherman, Tom Lehrer and Stan Freberg were my inspirations growing up.

Well then--who can argue with someone who's familiar with "The Elements Song"? :D

101 posted on 04/22/2005 8:34:51 PM PDT by Scothia (If you pray for rain, prepare to deal with some mud.)
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To: PJ-Comix

----I can FEEL it! I can, I can!----


102 posted on 04/22/2005 9:14:22 PM PDT by Flux Capacitor (Trust me. I know what I'm doing.)
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To: PJ-Comix
But, JK was a prosecutor, and I look forward to the zeal with which the wrath shall fly.Kerry is extremely smart, and I'm sure he has a good plan, but he's staying in the fight, and that is really s something to cheer about. I imagine he is more than just mad as hell! GO-KERRY-GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I have a plan!"

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

;)

These DUmmies are just too FUnny when they get their hopes up! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

103 posted on 04/22/2005 10:05:28 PM PDT by blinachka (Vechnaya Pamyat Daddy... xoxo)
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To: PJ-Comix
even if the hacking of the machines was done in a way that couldn't be detected, that they can detect it

Being a Dem staffer is such a cush job. Your constituency is so stupid that you can contadict yourself in the same sentence and they'll swallow it.

I need to get off my duff and market some PEST merchandise. There's a fortune to be made off these fools.

104 posted on 04/22/2005 10:06:57 PM PDT by Fenris6 (3 Purple Hearts in 4 months w/o missing a day of work? He's either John Rambo or a Fraud)
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To: Charles Henrickson

God bless you Charles Henrikson. Just...Bless you. (wiping away the tears from my laughter...)


105 posted on 04/22/2005 10:08:47 PM PDT by blinachka (Vechnaya Pamyat Daddy... xoxo)
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To: demlosers

"The computer voting machines were put in to ensure voter integrity, not the other way around - fools."

The irony is that they are the ones who demanded computer machines after the Florida 2000 debacle proved that paper ballots are too complex for them.


106 posted on 04/22/2005 10:09:43 PM PDT by Fenris6 (3 Purple Hearts in 4 months w/o missing a day of work? He's either John Rambo or a Fraud)
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To: All
You want to talk about a stolen election? Try Washington State governors race. The Demoncrats kept on DEMANDING recount after recount, till the were able to slip in some fraudulent votes, and THEN-- they would allow NO more recounts!! Now THAT WAS stolen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
107 posted on 04/22/2005 10:10:54 PM PDT by Rca2000 (America, oh America, I MISS YOU!!!!!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I love it! LOL!


108 posted on 04/23/2005 12:44:07 AM PDT by maryz
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To: PJ-Comix

Please add me to your ping list, this was hilarious


109 posted on 04/23/2005 1:06:43 AM PDT by Celtic Rose (It may be prudent in me to act sometimes by other men's reason, but I can think only by my own)
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To: PJ-Comix
This is one ping list i need to be in. Please squeeze me in. Thanks.

And oh ...LOL. Thanks for the laughs.

110 posted on 04/23/2005 1:14:27 AM PDT by spetznaz (Nuclear tipped ICBMs: The Ultimate Phallic Symbol.)
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To: onef

Ping to the DUmmies FUnnies thread. Looks like this is a daily deal. Thought you might be interested.


111 posted on 04/23/2005 1:26:47 AM PDT by beaversmom
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To: PJ-Comix

How did I not know about this? Pls add me to the list, and if you can, bang a latina for me. Or two.


112 posted on 04/23/2005 2:11:43 AM PDT by Huck (One day the lion will lay down with the lamb; Until that day comes, I want America to be the lion.)
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To: PJ-Comix
..He also said the same thing about the Vote Tabulators - that even if the hacking of the machines was done in a way that couldn't be detected, that they can detect it but it takes longer...

...Even..if..its..done..in..a..way..that..can't..be..detected,..they..can..detect..it..

Well FRiends, they don't call them DUmmies for nothing...

113 posted on 04/23/2005 3:36:22 AM PDT by libs_kma (USA: The land of the Free....Because of the Brave!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
LOL! Love the "Moon Batty" lyrics!

Thanks Charles!

114 posted on 04/23/2005 4:18:57 AM PDT by Budge (<>< Sit Nomen Domini benedictum. <><)
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To: PJ-Comix
"John Kerry wouldn't abandon us; John Kerry wouldn't do that." Nobody believed me, but I still knew. We have that bond you see, he and I. I knew he wasn't done yet.

So you and Kerry are bondage freaks? Does TaRAYzah know?

115 posted on 04/23/2005 4:33:12 AM PDT by NRA1995 ("The Minuteman Project: doing the jobs our government doesn't want")
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To: PJ-Comix
I hope it mean's his ducks are in a row, and its time to start getting the story out there, meaning Kerry is going to go public with it soon.

Kerry went public with his ducks last year......"Can I get me a huntin' license here?"


116 posted on 04/23/2005 4:37:45 AM PDT by NRA1995 ("The Minuteman Project: doing the jobs our government doesn't want")
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To: PJ-Comix
I still keep hoping there will be some kind of miracle, some kind of Watergate, except it would have to be SO much bigger than Watergate to make an impact.

I believe....

117 posted on 04/23/2005 4:38:56 AM PDT by NRA1995 ("The Minuteman Project: doing the jobs our government doesn't want")
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To: PJ-Comix

Quick...

What do the words "Diebold" and "Rosebud" have in common???

Bwaahahahahaha


118 posted on 04/23/2005 5:57:56 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (lex orandi, lex credendi)
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To: PJ-Comix
Hillarious!
119 posted on 04/23/2005 6:08:27 AM PDT by smith288 (Peace at all cost makes for tyranny free of charge...)
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To: LUV W
"John Kerry wouldn't abandon us; John Kerry wouldn't do that." John Kerry would abandon you before he voted not to.
120 posted on 04/23/2005 6:51:28 AM PDT by el_doctor2
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