DUmmie FUnnies 04-22-05 ("Kerry still working on stolen election")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 22, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PatriotGirl827]

Someone needs to post the "Aw Geez" picture!

[Roscoe Karns]

I didn't ask [for] any details of what's being done...

DUmmie Chorus: "And we don't need them!"

Same here. My first comment at my first DFA meeting on Dec. 1st? "John Kerry wouldn't abandon us; John Kerry wouldn't do that." Nobody believed me, but I still knew. We have that bond you see, he and I.

Much like the one he had with Jodie Foster a few years back. But that's another story

OMG. I just had a fantasy flash...[that hasn't letup since it started during the Carter Administration] what if they found hard, irrefuable evidence, [say some inane info posted on the internet by "Jen"?] and Kerry, MM, Susan Sanrandon, etc. etc. etc. [Carrot Top! Don't forget Carrot Top!] called this giant press conference, all of them at the same time in different parts of the country, or maybe they all come together in DC, and spill the beans? [Or maybe not]

I can FEEL it! I can, I can!

What you're feeling is a tranquilizer dart.

I do remember reading how Kerry and Edwards would pop up to sign things if needed

Like Surgery Release Forms

[Roscoe Karns]

Maybe it was more like the moonbat being solicited for funds went off on a tangent about the "stolen election" and the Kerry worker trying to appease the moonbat mumbled something about Kerry being aware of "problems" with the last election, his deep concern about election fraud and making sure all elections had a paper trail. Then our little moonbat, hearing what he/she wanted to hear promptly posted this supposedly priveleged and secret information on the internet. This led, naturally, to wild fantasies and utterly absurd speculation on DU

Exactly.

[rockrr]

"....and from observing Kerry's investigative methods over the years, that he takes his time and does things "just so" in order to get the desired result. He's doing everything right."

See, what all you silly conservatives fail to understand is that this is all planned. sKerry just let George Bush think he won the election.

Once he has all his ducks in a row, sKerry is gonna spring the trap and, shebang! he'll be president.

You! You there....Stop laughing!

You too!

[rocksblues]

What is really surprising is that the Democrats consider themselves to be better educated that us Red Stater's. HAHA!

[Roscoe Karns]

More proof that Kerry will soon be president..

Look at the determined look on Kerry's face. Look at those steely prosecutor's
eyes! Kerry knows the election was stolen and will soon be bringing the hammer
down on the Chimpster. WHOOOOO HOOOO!!

[dirtbiker]

Actually, to me, he looks like he's about to cry, just thinking, "That should be ME on the other side of that glass...."

[dirtbiker]

He said they knew that if they tried to address the stolen election before they had "all their ducks in a row" (my words, not his) they would be labeled conspiracy nuts

Too late!

and ridiculed to the point of people not believing any of what they said.

Kinda like the MSM is now.....ROTFLMAO!!!

[dirtbiker]

Same here. My first comment at my first DFA meeting on Dec. 1st? "John Kerry wouldn't abandon us; John Kerry wouldn't do that." Nobody believed me, but I still knew. We have that bond you see, he and I. I knew he wasn't done yet.

"Save us, John Kerry! We believe in you! You can walk on water, heal the sick, make the blind see, feed the multitude! Save us, Johnny, SAVE US!!!!!"

Poor, diluted soul....his tinfoil hat must me on too tight, or slipped off to the side....

[dirtbiker]

What is really surprising is that the Democrats consider themselves to be better educated that us Red Stater's.

Yep, when in fact, they are too stupid to realize just how stupid they really are.......

(Note that I said "stupid" and not "ignorant". Ignorance is temporary and can be cured, stupidity is permanent...)

[Charles Henrickson]

Where's Elmer?

Who do you think got those ducks in a row?

[dirtbiker]

It is encouraging but perhaps self-defeating to leak to someone who posts on a blog that is read by many who post it other places who post it other...IF you are trying to keep it quiet...

Right......Kinda like "what did he know and when did he know it....", or "what the definition of 'is' is...."

[rocksblues]

I have found that Democrats/Liberals/Socialists/Communists are in fact well educated but have no Common Sense.

[dirtbiker]

...well educated but have no Common Sense.

Very true, but if they have no common sense, then do they have intelligence?

BTW, why is it called "common sense", when it doesn't seem to be all that common...?

[Charles Henrickson]

Welcome back!

I'm not really "back." Just taking little breaks here and there or posting when I'm too brain-dead to do any real work. I'm still gearing up for the talk I'm giving on May 3. Today I translated a bunch of Swedish.

[rocksblues]

Intelligence does not insure you of not making mistakes.

Common Sense is knowing that what you do or say has consequences.

[Always Right]

I am still holding out hope Nixon will prove voter fraud against JFK and annul the election.

[Charles Henrickson]

I see Doug is rubbing off on you, Charles! Well done!

Thank you. But I was writing parodies back when Hector was a pup and Doug was still in the lowlands. Allan Sherman, Tom Lehrer and Stan Freberg were my inspirations growing up. Doug, I'm guessing they were your heroes, too.

[doug from upland]

Good work, Charles. The only thing I knew about Sherman was CAMP GRANADA. I remember the Smothers Bros but I don't think I knew Lehrer at all. I only started writing parodies in about 1998.

[Choose Ye This Day]

When you get it published, I'll do the whole Spanish translation of it for you. For free. Just make sure I get to come to the book signing party/cruise with your amigas latinas...er, oops.

On second thought, la esposa wouldn't like that too much.

Never mind.