DUmmie FUnnies 04-22-05 ("Kerry still working on stolen election")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 22, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[bray]

I am starting my fund to Raise the Titanic and Sail it back to England. Send checks for your very own State Room to:

DemcRat Born Every Minute Fund

PO Box 549

Suckersville AZ

[pigsmith]

Gads, this just has to be a freeper stirring the pot over there. This stuff is just too good to be true. They can't REALLY be that gullible....can they?

[shezza]

*sigh* I love that song. Te-dummmmm-te-dum-te-duuuuuuuuummmm....

[NoCmpromiz]

sKerry will be not president .
= sKerry will not "BE" President. jeees !!!

I kind of liked it the original way...

It kinda makes a logical statement, you know, Kerry is a member of the class of 'all things not president'...

[JLO]

That was hysterical!! I have a small suggestion, though. Instead of

MOON BATTY Tune: "Moon River" ---

how about LOON RIVER?

[JLO]

I never get tired of that picture. Its just so representive of DU.

Me neither! Here's another funny variation. Used with Freeper's permission who made it.

[steve-b]

ROFL! Some of these guys will still be beating this drum long after Dubya has gone home to Crawford to write his memoirs.

[Dashing Dasher]

It is encouraging but perhaps self-defeating to leak to someone who posts on a blog that is read by many who post it other places who post it other...IF you are trying to keep it quiet...

You mean, like the DUmmie FUnnies? :-D

I had to read that sentence three times before I stopped laughing too hard to understand what they HECK they were trying to say!

[JLO]

Betting that they are not using Reynolds tin foil over at the DU!

Reynolds tin foil!

I get clobbered (not here, but in real life) saying tin foil, instead of aluminum foil, LOL! I'm showing my age when I say tin foil. Of course, I had a speech impediment as a child and couldn't pronounce aluminum as a kid, lol.

[Ronaldus Magnus Reagan]

Hey PJ,

It's after April 15th. Shouldn't Bev Harris have filed her BBV tax return by now? Maybe in a couple of weeks you should file IRS form 990 to get her financials. If you are the first to do this and then report the results, maybe you can make a name for yourself and help get your book published!

[finnman69]

ayy yii yii

we will be seeing Truth Is All and his daily absurd out of his ass stat on the 2004 exit polls in 2008.

[pigsmith]

It is encouraging but perhaps self-defeating to leak to someone who posts on a blog that is read by many who post it other places who post it other...IF you are trying to keep it quiet...
"I had to read that sentence three times before I stopped laughing too hard to understand what they HECK they were trying to say!"

And let me guess --even after you caught your breath and tried to figure it out, you still don't know what the HECK they were trying to say

[An Old Marine]

These DU people are so sad that I'm almost ready to feel sorry for them...

But I'll rise above it.

[Freepdonia]

I believe....

...they're nuts!

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #655.

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #656.

Note to Mary Matalin. BIGGEST PING List on the BIGGEST Forum on the Web.

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #657.

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #658.

Note to Mary Matalin: Try not to stare too hard at the size of my BULGING PING List.

[PJ-Comix]

Kerry went public with his ducks last year......"Can I get me a huntin' license here?"

"Can I get me an EXTRA-LARGE jockstrap here?"---That was another one that cracked me up.

[PJ-Comix]

Of course, I had a speech impediment as a child and couldn't pronounce aluminum as a kid, lol.

Two words I still have trouble pronouncing: "cinnamon" and "particularly." For some reason I still stumble over both which is why I try to avoid using those words.