DUmmie FUnnies 04-19-05 ("Blaming widespread 'faulty' voting machines is bad for Democrats")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 19, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Purrcival]

[...Now, we just have to figure a way to PROVE it in a court of law.]

Wait a minute. I thought that DUmmies Andy Stephenson and Truth Is All had IRREFUTABLE EVIDENCE that the election was stolen. And Bev! Don't forget Bev. What's that? You mean you DON'T have the evidence? I guess you should have sent that last $10 to Bev for her BBV research, slacker.

[Purrcival]

"...and watch the sun go around the world..."

Now I KNOW the DUmmies live in an alternate universe! Wonder what color the sky is there? How many moons do they have?

[franksolich]

Of course, the DUmmies aren't serious about voting and election reform, for two reasons.

For it to happen, the DUmmies would have to get up off their rear-ends and hustle some work.

And second, any investigations of past voting and election fraud would inevitably betray the massive scale of.....Democratic fraud throughout the years.

I don't believe, and never have believed, for a second that George Bush won Florida in 2000 by only 537 (or whatever it was) votes; given past voting trends in Florida going back to 1948, what with Florida slowly turning more and more Republican (with slight dips whenever a southerner headed the Democratic ticket), if all the votes in Florida in 2000 would have been honestly counted, I suspect that there was no question George Bush had carried the state, by a moderately-wide margin.

Add to that the election commissioners of Florida, one for each county. Uh, how many of those in 2000 were Republican? One? Out of what? Seventy or eighty counties? Democratic election commissioners fraudulently twisted the vote to elect Republican George Bush in 2000? Huh?

Odd, that the DUmmie Andy Stephenson, who is currently soliciting among DUmmies for funds so as to attention an "election fraud rally" down in Tennessee, has been utterly silent about election fraud in his own neighborhood (investigation of which would entail no airline travel, no deluxe hotel stay), Washington state.



The DUmmie Andy Stephenson--and he was once a candidate for secretary of state in Washington--could do a whole lot to advance the cause of honest voting, right there in his own neighborhood, with no travel expenses at all.

I say all this knowing in advance that about 25-33% of the "views" of the DUmmie FUnnies are DUmmies lurking in Free Republic, and it is directed at those DUmmies.

The next time the DUmmie Andy Stephenson starts a fund-raiser in DUmmieland (really, I am surprised the Grand DUmmie "Skinner" allows such a thing), suggest that he check out his own backyard. Since he lives right there, in the middle of all of that election fraud, he doesn't need any $$$$ from DUmmies, to investigate that fraud.

[Purrcival]

[It's not our responsibility to accept "that we lost".]

Please tell me that this wasn't the same DUmmie who, only yesterday, was writing about the Freepers' supposed inability to accept reality and be a little bit flexible.

[Purrcival]

Can I get an AMEN?????

[Mr. Silverback]

Paper ballots, hand counted at the precinct level, is the only way to restore faith in the Democratic process.

Yeah, there couldn't possibly be cheating when you hand recount!

[Purrcival]

[Now wait just a dang minute! Are you, are you trying to say...that Jean Francois had a *gasp* PLAN?

Now WHY didn't he just come out and tell us that????]

Oh, the "Poodle" had a plan, all right. But remember, he said he couldn't tell us what it was unless we elected him. Guess we'll never know. <*sigh*>

[Purrcival]

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[Feiny]

You must do the afternoon edition on the DU pope bashing.

[PetroniDE]

I don't believe, and never have believed, for a second that George Bush won Florida in 2000 by only 537 (or whatever it was) votes; given past voting trends in Florida going back to 1948, what with Florida slowly turning more and more Republican (with slight dips whenever a southerner headed the Democratic ticket), if all the votes in Florida in 2000 would have been honestly counted, I suspect that there was no question George Bush had carried the state, by a moderately-wide margin.

Speaking of 1948 -- Do the words "Lyndon Johnson" and "Ballot Box 13" mean anything to you ?

[PetroniDE]

AMEN MY SON !!

[chesley]

Amen, and amen.

[chesley]

Number 5 is just plain WRONG!! How can you move in with Mom when you never moved out to begin with??

[TruthWillWin]

I suspect the moderator is disturbed because one of the ants on the farm was exhibiting a teensy weensy smidgen of common sense, a commodity that rarely, if ever, shows it's unfamiliar face on DU.

He needs to be banned from the DU. How dare someone bring logic to a thread. Emotional driven misrepresentation of facts are the norm on DU. If the thread starter keeps this up he/she will soon become ProudToBeEX-Liberal.

[Purrcival]

[Speaking of 1948 -- Do the words "Lyndon Johnson" and "Ballot Box 13" mean anything to you ?]

No, they don't. Fill me in, please.

[Incorrigible]

PJ! Please do a double issue post of the DUmmies and their comments on the new Pope!

[PetroniDE]

Here is a link to "Texas Bandits". The story behind Lyndon Johnson's 1948 Senate run. Note that the fraud is in the Democrat primary (dang criminals can't even run their own primary without cheating).

http://www.eiu.edu/~historia/1999/texas99.htm

[beckysueb]

Locking. This has digressed into a flamefest.

Good grief! Is that what they call a flamefest? I've seen way worse in the smoking discussion threads in FR.

[beckysueb]

Must be one of those geniuses who joined the worldwide fight against globalism.

It makes them feel big to call dollars euros. Makes the other DUmmies think they are French or English or something. A real status symbol. I bet that DUmmie is in his mama's basement or garage in Pittsburg or San Francisco or somewhere similar.

[beckysueb]

I was under the impression that Diebold machines weren't even used in Ohio.

Now there you go again! Letting silly things like facts get in the way of the DUmmies tin foil hat theories!