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DUmmie FUnnies 04-12-05 ("Republicans....Like a weird ant farm")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 12, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 04/12/2005 6:46:38 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Edited on 04/12/2005 1:07:22 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

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To: PJ-Comix
If we are similar to an efficient highly organized work force I accept the comparison.

The DUmmies are more like this unpopular insect:

41 posted on 04/12/2005 8:59:11 AM PDT by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
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To: PJ-Comix
he MIGHT toss the life preserver to you but not after bitching and groaning about having to get it wet.

I don't think Novak would, but he'd probably write an article about how somone else either did, or didn't help you.

42 posted on 04/12/2005 9:01:57 AM PDT by Sonny M ("oderint dum metuant")
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To: PJ-Comix

hee hee one of my DUmmie characters is under consideration to become a DUmmie moderator (my character saw an ad for new mods and responded).

I know that he is not the first freeper mod! Poor little DUmmie ants--even within their safely enclosed glass ant farm they are not safe from the manipulations of freepers.


43 posted on 04/12/2005 9:06:32 AM PDT by OH Swing Voter
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To: LUV W; PJ-Comix

As the Freeper who first mentioned the circular mill to augment PJ's Ant Farm analogy, I hereby bequeath all rights for its usage to PJ Comix. If any DUmmie (or any weaselly, bow-tied, pseudo-conservative, for that matter) tries to horn in and plagiarize the "circular mill" idea, PJ has my permission to sue for plagiarism.


44 posted on 04/12/2005 9:07:52 AM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (I'm an "outraged moralist" and I have no good argument. I'm headed to Marie Callender's.)
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To: Freepdonia

I've always liked them. I guess I'm in the minority. :)


45 posted on 04/12/2005 9:10:20 AM PDT by trisham ("Live Free or Die," General John Stark, July 31, 1809)
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To: PJ-Comix
Wonder how long it will be before the DUmmie ants start using the term "Perfect Rovian Storm"?
46 posted on 04/12/2005 9:10:51 AM PDT by shezza
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To: OH Swing Voter
I know that he is not the first freeper mod!

Just to make something perfectly clear---DUmmie Moderator IndianaGreen is NOT a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL. I repeat. DUmmie IndianaGreen is NOT a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL.

47 posted on 04/12/2005 9:17:58 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
Chatsworth Osborne, Jr., said to him you, "The Democrats say last week because of the president's profound insensitivity that we might become unpopular in the Muslim world." (Laughing.) Might become unpopular in the... (interruption). What? (laughing). You know, it's almost like these people don't even remember that 9/11 happened: might become unpopular in the Muslim world.

48 posted on 04/12/2005 9:19:57 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.)
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To: finnman69

You know, when you step on them, they crackle.

The really big ones ooze a grayish white stuff.

(More than you wanted to know? )


49 posted on 04/12/2005 9:21:12 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.)
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To: PJ-Comix

If the Republican Party is an ant farm, then the Democrat Party is a combination abortuaryand pot shop run by grasshoppers.


50 posted on 04/12/2005 9:24:16 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (I tried walking into a Target, but I missed.)
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To: PJ-Comix

abortuaryand= abortuary and


51 posted on 04/12/2005 9:24:35 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (I tried walking into a Target, but I missed.)
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To: Choose Ye This Day; PJ-Comix

I also hereby bequeath PJ my graphic of your hereformentioned circular mill, and he may whap any concervative or DUmmie who tries to plagerize it,also! LOL!


52 posted on 04/12/2005 9:33:09 AM PDT by luvie (Freedom is on the march. Freedom is the birthright and deep desire of every human soul.GWB 3-29-05)
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To: PJ-Comix

53 posted on 04/12/2005 9:33:39 AM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: PJ-Comix

"What's for dinner, Flek?"

"Dry grits!"

"Yay!"

54 posted on 04/12/2005 9:41:41 AM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (I'm an "outraged moralist" and I have no good argument. I'm headed to Marie Callender's.)
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To: PJ-Comix

The "2004 Elections" portion of DUmmieland is the chief vehicle by which the DUmmie Andy Stephenson makes his personal fund-raising appeals, and the DUmmie "William Pitt" chimes in to get other DUmmies to finance the DUmmie Andy Stephenson.

That appears to be the main reason why the board for "2004 Elections" is still up--the fund-raising appeals would get buried in other boards.

As long as the DUmmie Andy Stephenson finds life easier begging for money, rather than working for it, one imagines "Elections 2004" will be up.....even past the 2008 and 2012 and 2016 elections.

You know, the DUmmie Andy Stephenson used to have a good job, a great job, a union job with union wages, up there near Seattle as a telephone and cable-television serviceman; all this good money and these great benefits.

One wonders why he threw it all away, to live the uncertain existence of a "political activist" dependent other DUmmies who tend to be promiscuous with their "good wishes" and "hugs" and "love," but parsimonious with green legal-tender paper.


55 posted on 04/12/2005 9:44:37 AM PDT by franksolich (everything's copacetic here)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Thanks alot. I was getting ready to eat lunch. I think I will pass on it, now.


56 posted on 04/12/2005 9:58:11 AM PDT by imskylark
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To: imskylark
Well, since you decided to skip lunch anyway, how about another photograph of the DUmmie Andy Stephenson, to keep your appetite away?

Image hosted by Photobucket.com

I swear, visiting the photo gallery over there is a sure way to lose weight, whether or not one wishes to lose weight.
57 posted on 04/12/2005 10:03:40 AM PDT by franksolich (everything's copacetic here)
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To: PJ-Comix

"Report ABuse" on yourself and ask the mod to fix it -- they can (IIRC) fix original postng text (But not individual posts)


58 posted on 04/12/2005 10:24:10 AM PDT by freedumb2003 (First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women (HJ Simpson))
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To: Always Right
the penis issue is the interesting part: the need to consume, the need to own the biggest SUV in the neighborhood, more, more, more, me, me, me, and more me. "we're america, let's do whatever we want"
Re: big SUVs. Maybe people have big SUVs because we have *gasp* big (five children) families and don't want to drive around those big honking vans or take two mini cars everywhere. Now-a-days we have to actually use car seats. It's not like we can sit on each others laps in a teensy car.
59 posted on 04/12/2005 10:30:04 AM PDT by HungarianGypsy (Walk Softly, For a Dream is Born)
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To: demlosers
Are you kidding? Things are going great! The GOP is being exposed big time. I feel better than I have for a long time.

This DUmmy must be smoking crack.

Except for the aftermath of the election, DUmmies always think things are going great. Enron was going to lead to the impeachment of Dubya, as one example. Even during the BBV era, DUmmies thought John and John were going to pop out from behind a couch while Dubya and Laura were on their way to the inauguration to arrest Dubya.

They usually think things are going great except for the nanoseconds of lucidity.

60 posted on 04/12/2005 11:02:39 AM PDT by Duke Nukum (King had to write, to sing the song of Gan. And I had to read. How else could Roland find the Tower?)
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