DUmmie FUnnies 04-01-05 ("The Egg, Pie, and Salad Dressing Rebellion..")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 1, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Raffus]

LOL - If I wasn't so lazy -- that was why I asked the question in the first place. Farm animals . . . hummmmmmmm?

[Allosaurs_r_us]

"The first time I heard about "no protest zones" was shortly after the WTO rioting in Seattle. (When slick willie was president)"

 

It only counts if a Repub is in office. What a bunch of idiots. Do they realize the comedy relief we are getting by their adolescent behavior? It is truly embarrassing to know they are part of American politics. The whole world is laughing at them and they think they are revolutionaries. Not one of these pukes would make a wart on a patriot's a$$!

[Purrcival]

They wanna throw salad dressing? I'll take Catalina, please. Or Bob Evans' Colonial dressing. Mmmmmmmmmm.

[537cant be wrong]

WOW!
are these idiots so insane, they really can't see that for every action there is........... well you know.

all this pie throwing makes me think that white tooth and black fang were dummies and ol' soupy was a conservative.
(OBVIOUS AGE SHOWING HERE)

[maggief]

OMG! A DUmmie egg toss?

Quick, someone call PETA!

[Purrcival]

Blooh-ah-ahhhhh...Soupy Sales! Showing my age here, too...

[Purrcival]

Probably more like mass pooping.

[537cant be wrong]

always a gamble to throw out some oddball reference. wondring if anyone has a clue or they call the net boys for you.
alloooooow ah loowwwww alow SPLAT! :D

[Raffus]

Agreed - this ping list is the absolute first thing I want in on after work. It is hilarious!

[Raffus]

Well, I'm not sure I would want DUmmie Faye mooning me with or without the 60 (extra) pounds. YUK looking at those hairy back sides. EUUUUWWWW

[Allosaurs_r_us]

"I want to know why they plan on bringing farm animals. Mass Marriages?"

 

Now that's funny! Next thing you know they will want an amendment or to be heard before the Supreme Court.

[Allosaurs_r_us]

"white tooth and black fang "

 

Don't know about you, but I feel privileged to have been around when that was called comedy. Before the days of MTV and Comedy Central. Can you imagine South Park being on television in the 50's?  Ah, the old days eh?

[kingu]

I'd say that 20% of the Democrat party are the true liberals. Marry anything on two to four legs, abortions with your latte, pull the plug on everyone over 80, burn every cross (but not on someone's lawn) type liberals. 20% are so fed up with the party they're voting Republican, and 60% are just drones who pull the Democrat tab because that's just what they do.

So, yeah, I could see why they're frustrated. The people who believe that democracy should be underground just don't understand why everyone isn't doing things their way. They're the extreme of the party, but they view themselves as the mainstream because so many of their leaders have pandered to them for so long.

But even for the leadership, you're seeing a stepping away from the edge, and that's REALLY ticking them off. The Democrats aren't trying to move to the middle, but they are trying to step away from their own extremists. So yeah, everything they see is going to seem like propaganda because not even their own leaders are spouting the same junk as they.

Salad dressing, eggs and pie - that's pretty much all they have left.

[luvie]

Sure gets ya to scratching your head at the head-popping (non)logic in the DUmpster! LOL!

[visualops]

LOL!

[Purrcival]

Actually, wasn't it White Fang and Black Tooth? My memory may be fuzzy, but...

[cripplecreek]

MAYOJIHAD!!!!!!!!

[Raffus]

Absolutely. I so love the night-time edition of DUmmie FUnnies so I can post. The daytime edition is "published" when I'm working. What a funny book these post would make and so hope they (the publishers) take PJComix on. Incredible!

[Allosaurs_r_us]

"Actually, wasn't it White Fang and Black Tooth? My memory may be fuzzy, but..."

 

Now that you mention it, I'm not sure. Must be the old age kicking in. White Fang was Sgt. Preston's dog in the "Northwest Mounted Police" though wasn't he?

[537cant be wrong]

i agree.
just look at red skelton.
he could do an hour stand-up routine and the most off color thing would be the girdle skit. never ever a curse word.
and guess what, he still got the laughs and you didn't have to feel uncomfortable with the kids in the room.