DUmmie FUnnies 04-01-05 ("The Egg, Pie, and Salad Dressing Rebellion..")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 1, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Purrcival]

THAT was Faye??? What a difference 60 lbs makes. Wondering how you got that picture, though, Speedy! ;-)

[gidget7]

I wouldn't advise actually eating the salad though! I wouldn't trust their juvenile antics.

[gidget7]

I have a few in my family as well. My son, is just young, once he experiences life for a while, he will be conservative. He is a smart kid, and already is conservative in some ways.

[Purrcival]

Good point. Same reason you never want to make a waiter or waitress mad at you!

[speed_addiction]

THAT was Faye??? What a difference 60 lbs makes. Wondering how you got that picture, though, Speedy! ;-)

Took it (and others) myself. Met her at a DUmmie get together. Under covers..um..Undercover gathering intelligence. Think of it as nailing one...er...taking one for the team.

[Raffus]

I also have a step daughter that will be a conservative in the long run. Your son will be too!

[Purrcival]

Well, you were undoubtedly <*ahem*> "undercover", but judging from DUmmie Faye's posts, I seriously doubt that you gathered any "intelligence" from her. :-)

[Democratshavenobrains]

Someone should remind the DUmbasses that Clinton got an egg thrown at him in Poland.

[Budge]

[Interesting that DUmmie SoCalDem never even considers the possibility of writing a contrary letter to the editor or post differing views on the Web. No. He hears something he doesn’t like and his first reaction is to allow his bile to build up to the point where he supports tossing salad dressing on his political opponents like a frustrated baby. Poor Baby SoCalDem. Can’t argue with conservatives so he is just going to toss stuff and make a big messy-poo. WAAAAH!!! Frustrated crybaby SoCalDem needs a diaper change because folks won’t take his idiocy seriously. WAAAAAH!!!]

I don't know why this hit me so hard, suffice it to say, it did!

This has to be in the top ten of your best responses!

Thanks, PJ!

[beckysueb]

bring their farm animals

They could always bring DUmmie Faye, the cow.

[Purrcival]

Meow

:-D

[mowowie]

Wow Speed that takes "Lurking" to a whole new level.
Your dedication is truly impressive. Your story (w/pics) would make a great thread. I imagine by now she must know your true motives :) Do you still go by the same screen name over there?
I was VERY skeptical at the time that that pic was really Faye cause her head was missing but I guess I was wrong.
Maybe she should lay off the Bon-Bons or switch to Corona Light.

[NRA1995]

And we know this is an actual picture of DUmmiw Faye HOW???? (crickets chirp)

[speed_addiction]

And we know this is an actual picture of DUmmiw Faye HOW???? (crickets chirp)

The ones that show her face can't be posted here. A couple of the DUmmies FUnnies Freepers have seen those and need only to speak up.

[SCALEMAN]

"White Fang was Sgt. Preston's dog in the "Northwest Mounted Police" though wasn't he?"

Actually Preston's lead dog's name was King.

[beckysueb]

I hope that is a joke. Why would I be jealous of a fat bisexual liberal?

[speed_addiction]

Do you still go by the same screen name over there?

No, the I outted myself with that name the day after the election when the DUmp was in meltdown mode. Could not help gloating. Have tried to get back in there but I get tombstoned before I can do "Night of the Long Knives" damage like I did as Marvelous Smarty.

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

..especially when it's tossed by an adolescent girl

... as most DUmmie "men" are. :)

[stands2reason]

I love that photo. Great composition and balance. Definitely worthy of framing.

[Dooderbutt]

Personally, I wouldn't want no DUmmie mooning me. YUK!

Seriously...if they were looking at you, or mooning you..how could you tell the difference??

Oh, now I'm being a mean, evil conservative, aren't I?