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DUmmie FUnnies 03-08-05 ("The Bev Harris story for newbies and those who have forgotten")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 8, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 03/08/2005 4:12:26 PM PST by PJ-Comix

Among my favorite DUmmie FUnnies editions are the ones involving our favorite con artist---Bev Harris who conned the DUmmies out of some big bucks. Of course, the DUmmies didn’t wake up to her scam until LONG after Bev’s con artistry was revealed HERE on the DUmmie FUnnies. Finally, after shelling out HUNDREDS of THOUSANDS of dollars with NO results even the DUmmies woke up to the fact that they were gullible suckers and banned her from DUmmieland. Therefore it is with much relish, that I am DUFUing this DUmmie THREAD titled, “The Bev Harris story for newbies and those who have forgotten.” Let us now lead off with the original post by DUmmie Kelvin Mace aka David Allen who got personally burned by Bev. The painful Bev Harris memories posted by the DUmmie SUckers are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, waiting for the DUmmies to be EASILY conned again, is in the [brackets]:

The Bev Harris story for newbies and those who have forgotten.

[And also for the DUmmie veterans who were so easily conned out of their money and now want to forget Bev Harris.]

I have noticed recently that we have some folk trying to rehabilitate Bev Harris's reputation by explaining away her erratic and toxic behavior as some kind of "misunderstanding".

[AMAZING! Just how DUmb are the DUmmies? Bev Harris has been exposed as a fraud and a con artist and many DUmmies still want to BEEEELIEEVE in her.]

Access to DU is critical to Bev since it was an important source of cash, helpful researchers and credibility in the past and even more important now that she has been disowned by folks like Randi Rhodes, Keith Olbermann and Mike Malloy.

[DUmmieland was an incredibly EASY source of cash for Bev.]

Bev painted herself as a liberal activist (lately she strives for the status of a non-partisan) which she is not. She ran an anti-Clinton product site (Bev Dudley is Bev's real name and Talion is her company).

[Bev Dudley is Bev Harris’s real name? Perhaps we should call her Dudley Do-Wrong.]

She claims Bush supports her cause and was currying favor with freepers.

[However unlike the GULLIBLE DUmmies the Freepers gave her exactly ZILCH in the way of donations.]

Bev claimed that Randi's show raised only $23,000 for her. Insiders put the figure at $300,000.

[Actually Bev only admitted to suckering $300,000 out of the DUmmies which means she probably conned around a million out of the fools. Oh, and she only claimed to have spent a GRAND TOTAL of $19,000. But WAIT! She didn’t even spend that (except for her 5-star Hotel expenses). That $19,000 expense figure is what Bev herself only said was “committed” to finding vote fraud.]

Bev has damaged people's reputation, cost them large sums of money with her legal bullying (and I am not talking about Diebold and election officials, I am talking about her former activists and helpers) and wasted much of their time dealing with her foolishness. she has impugned the integrity of established liberals on this board and elsewhere and accused even John Kerry and the Democratic party of conspiring to suppress evidence of vote fraud (huh????).

[FUnniest of all was when Bev threatened to sue DUmmies for daring to type the letters “BBV” on their keyboards. Now that the charges against Bev Harris have been laid out by her former colleage, DUmmie Kelvin Mace aka David Allen, let us hear from the other DUmmies for more LAUGHS…]

I once was a big supporter of Bev Harris but I have never been a blind follower of anybody. I think, I watch, I research and then I decide. Sometimes I change my mind, as I did with Bev Harris.

[Sooooo… How much dough did Bev con you out of?]

As far as I can tell (and I could be wrong) a lot of the posts about her and her actions which endorsed Bev have been purged from the Mike Malloy and Randi Rhodes site. Randi's contentious exchange with Bev about money and Bev's actions was deleted from Randi's archives (though I have an MP3 for those interested).

[Randi Rhodes has been trying to toss her shill activity down the memory hole. Too bad for Randi that a lot of Freepers also have that MP3 of Randi vs Bev.]

I was completely turned off...when Bev was soliciting non-stop right after the election and seemed to promote the idea she was going to get the election overturned in Florida. And a lot of DUers bought right into it...

[SUCKERS!!!]

We must not allow Bev Harris to attempt to re-write history yet again. She has done more damage to this issue singlehandedly than imaginable.

[On the upside, however, she was GREAT for laughs!]

She is trying to write me out...I am sick as a dog...could be dying...and she tries to steal the only legacy I have to leave. I hope ya'll remember what I did.

[Yes, Andy Stephenson, we remember what you did. You were partners in Bev’s con game until she cut you out of the action.]

She can't steal your legacy, it's not a solid thing she can carry away. Now your LAPTOP--THAT she can steal.

[Didn’t Andy steal some underwear from Bev?]

Ultimately, the real story will be knownand the press, know the real story. They know how Bev treated them. I have spoken to quite a few reporters who covered this and they known the story. At some future date, it will be written.

[How about Bev’s indictment? When will that be written? And I’m sure Andy Stephenson will be indicted as well as either a co-conspirator or a plea bargain prosecution witness.]

Who will do the work, who will expose the problems? She's the only one I've ever heard of addressing the issues associated with e-ballots. Is there anyone else on this?

[Actually the DUmmie FUnnies has set up a special corporation called Brooklyn Bridge Vistas (BBV). You may not know it but the Brooklyn Bridge is going private and will be charging tolls. If you invest in BBV, you will own a portion of the Brooklyn Bridge. However, instead of paying out dividends, ALL the profits will go towards investigating election fraud. I look forward to your investment in the Brooklyn Bridge via BBV.]

I was in the office the day she was to go to the Olberman Show. Right after they called her she was sure it was a "CIA attempt to silence her". The CIA operative was a woman named Pam Meeks...a wonderful woman who is an activist here in Seattle. She was in the office that afternoon to help...instead Bev and Kathleen lit into her...brelittled her and derided her to the point that she left and withdrew all support from BBV.org.

[Thanx for that inside scoop, Andy Stephenson. And yet you continued to work for that nutcase right up to the time she cut you out of the con game.]

Anyone who didn't recognize Harris' schtick from day 1 is, quite frankly, a dope.

[Then virtually ALL DUmmies are dopes by your own definition since they nearly all fell so easily for Bev’s obvious con, even though it was EXPOSED early in the DUmmie FUnnies.]

right after the election, so many folks were in complete shock over the result, we wanted somebody - ANYBODY to fix the wrong we saw. Bev came in saying she was going to go after Florida, and unless you were following the elections really close, it wouldn't have been obvious that she was barking up the wrong tree and was not going to be able to deliver what a lot of folks were thinking she would. Most humans are a sucker for nice, assertive, smiling people that tell them what they want to hear. I'm one of them, unfortunately, though I didn't contribute to Bev's organization.

[Make that most DUmmies are a sucker for a nice, assertive, smiling people that tell them what they want to hear. Hey, all one had to do was read the dopey “I BEEELIEEVE” threads in DUmmieland to know they were easy targets for a con.]

But when you have Randi Rhodes, syndicated radio host on Air America lending credibility to Bev --- if Randi trusts Bev, why shouldn't we, if we trust Randi as a credible source?

[BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You actually trust Randi Rhodes as a CREDIBLE source? BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!]

I bought into Bev's bullshit for a little while, but it became painfully clear that she wasn't what she pretended to be.

[So how much did her B$ cost you?]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: airamerica; andystephenson; bbv; bev; bevdudley; bevharris; bevinc; blackboxvoting; blackboxvotingorg; du; dummiefunnies; dummies; randorhodes; rhodes; talion
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To: Jackson57

Why isn't he running for the Canadian border?


41 posted on 03/08/2005 5:13:05 PM PST by Duke Nukum (King had to write, to sing the song of Gan. And I had to read. How else could Roland find the Tower?)
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To: PJ-Comix
It was just "committed. Meanwhile Bev was living high on the hog in fancy Florida hotel rooms.


42 posted on 03/08/2005 5:13:14 PM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle (I feel more and more like a revolted Charlton Heston, witnessing ape society for the very first time)
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To: MikeinIraq

Hey is this Mike the Marine I used to wargame with? Panzertoten?


43 posted on 03/08/2005 5:15:38 PM PST by Ostlandr (Ich liebe alles der Juden und Schwarzen. Ich hast alles der Weissenvolk.)
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To: cripplecreek

I gotta thing this guy is sitting outside Bill Clinton's Harlem office.


44 posted on 03/08/2005 5:16:11 PM PST by Duke Nukum (King had to write, to sing the song of Gan. And I had to read. How else could Roland find the Tower?)
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To: PJ-Comix
and unless you were following the elections really close, it wouldn't have been obvious that she was barking up the wrong tree and was not going to be able to deliver what a lot of folks were thinking she would.

OTOH, unless you had been living under a rock, on another planet (which I realize does apply to some DUmmies) or have the IQ of a retarded iguana, it would have been obvious that FL went to Bush with an unchallengable advantage and anybody trying to say otherwise was actually only running a special on snake oil.

45 posted on 03/08/2005 5:18:48 PM PST by prairiebreeze (Blogs have a strangle hold on the MSM. The MSM is kicking out the windshield.)
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To: MikeinIraq

Sorry to hear of you ear infection, hope it feels better soon!!!

What Bill Clinton thread?


46 posted on 03/08/2005 5:29:10 PM PST by gidget7
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To: Jackson57
"That is part of the reason I am in such a pickle. Sick...unemployed...no insurance...hoping welfare kicks in and pays my outstanding medical bills so I can have the surgery that will save my life. I was supposed to get insurance from BBV...but they never paid the premimums. SO here I sit literally, sick, sad, sorry, and sober"


Being this much of a con is what is SICK! Supposedly the guy has gall bladder problems, which may indeed require surgery, however, were it to that point, it would happen whether he could afford it or not! Those problems require surgery on an emergency basis, and no hospital would refuse to do it, even on a homeless person. If it hasn't gone that far, then it isn't a life saving surgery.
47 posted on 03/08/2005 5:32:47 PM PST by gidget7
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To: PJ-Comix
[Then virtually ALL DUmmies are dopes by your own definition since they nearly all fell so easily for Bev’s obvious con, even though it was EXPOSED early in the DUmmie FUnnies.]

I still remember all the posts supporting Bev Harris. "We love ya, Bev!" echoed loudly through the halls of DUmmieland. Man, this is sweet!

48 posted on 03/08/2005 5:34:41 PM PST by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'm one of them, unfortunately, though I didn't contribute to Bev's organization.

Yeah, right. How much did she get out of ya, DUmmie? After all the crows of "I gave", I bet it will be hard to find a DUmmie now who will actually admit to being conned. LOL

49 posted on 03/08/2005 5:37:51 PM PST by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: PJ-Comix


50 posted on 03/08/2005 5:55:50 PM PST by Flux Capacitor (HOWARD THE DUCK in 2008)
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To: Jackson57

I wouldn't be so hard on Bev Harris; after all, she was surrounded by a pack of thieves herself.

Some time ago there was a DUmmie thread that justified Bev Harris, pointing out that much of the money was spent, unauthorized, by the DUmmie "Andy Stephenson" for things such as underwear, cigarettes, and personal long-distance telephone calls.

Apparently the guy really took poor Bev for a ride; it sure wasn't Loom of the Fruit underwear off the discount-store shelf he was buying.....

And thus the frequent comments about "Andy Stephenson" and underwear, forever linked.


51 posted on 03/08/2005 5:58:12 PM PST by franksolich (ask me for the links to ALL of the famous P.J.'s DUmmie FUnnies)
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To: dakine

Will you take a second-party welfare check?


52 posted on 03/08/2005 6:15:47 PM PST by Jackson57
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To: Duke Nukum

Why should he? He's already said he's waiting for welfare to kick in ... PLUS he's getting "donations" from his DUmmie buddies. Wonder if those are tax-deductible?


53 posted on 03/08/2005 6:18:23 PM PST by Jackson57
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To: PJ-Comix
She is trying to write me out...I am sick as a dog...could be dying...and she tries to steal the only legacy I have to leave. I hope ya'll remember what I did.

[Yes, Andy Stephenson, we remember what you did. You were partners in Bev’s con game until she cut you out of the action.]

LOL

Looser!!!

Legacy ,LEGACY , what is with rats and this word.

54 posted on 03/08/2005 6:31:14 PM PST by Deetes (Speak Softly and Carry a Big Stick "))
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To: PJ-Comix

So the DUmmie "Andy Stephenson," the co-conspirator with Bev Harris, the former Subway fast-food joint cashier, was once a candidate for Secretary of State of Washington (State)?

I found that mentioned in one of the buried threads in DUmmieland.


55 posted on 03/08/2005 6:36:57 PM PST by franksolich (ask me for the links to ALL of the famous P.J.'s DUmmie FUnnies)
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To: franksolich
Well now, seeing that the DUmmie "Andy Stephenson" is a public figure, and seeing that that is his real name, I guess I do not have to use quotation marks surrounding his DUmmiename (such as, for example, the DUmmie "Faye," "Faye" not being her real name--but the DUmmie "Faye" of course is not a public figure).

So I guess it is okay to post photographs of these public figures.

Bev Harris, aka Bev Dudley.

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Andy Stephenson, once known as the DUMmie "GodBlessBushandCheney," or something like that.

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56 posted on 03/08/2005 6:50:04 PM PST by franksolich (ask me for the links to ALL of the famous P.J.'s DUmmie FUnnies)
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To: beckysueb

Yeah, right. How much did she get out of ya, DUmmie? After all the crows of "I gave", I bet it will be hard to find a DUmmie now who will actually admit to being conned. LOL

Well, the truly bizarre thing is, DUmmies don't have much money! Investigating Bev will lead back to the DUmmies using what? Welfare checks? Stealing money from their mama's purse? Robbing liquor stores to send the money to Bev????

Maybe China was sending the money to the DUmmies to send to Bev?

57 posted on 03/08/2005 7:19:53 PM PST by Duke Nukum (King had to write, to sing the song of Gan. And I had to read. How else could Roland find the Tower?)
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To: Duke Nukum

Or food stamps; those are, sort of, negotiable currency.


58 posted on 03/08/2005 7:21:52 PM PST by franksolich (look for the "made in Norway" label on the can of fish)
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To: freedumb2003
" bofy ache " Get to a doctor quick a bofy ache is noting to mess with.
59 posted on 03/08/2005 7:24:27 PM PST by KSCITYBOY
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To: KSCITYBOY
No kidding -- just ask Bofy:


60 posted on 03/08/2005 7:27:19 PM PST by freedumb2003 (1st you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women (HJ Simpson))
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