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DUmmie FUnnies 03-08-05 ("The Bev Harris story for newbies and those who have forgotten")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 8, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 03/08/2005 4:12:26 PM PST by PJ-Comix

Among my favorite DUmmie FUnnies editions are the ones involving our favorite con artist---Bev Harris who conned the DUmmies out of some big bucks. Of course, the DUmmies didn’t wake up to her scam until LONG after Bev’s con artistry was revealed HERE on the DUmmie FUnnies. Finally, after shelling out HUNDREDS of THOUSANDS of dollars with NO results even the DUmmies woke up to the fact that they were gullible suckers and banned her from DUmmieland. Therefore it is with much relish, that I am DUFUing this DUmmie THREAD titled, “The Bev Harris story for newbies and those who have forgotten.” Let us now lead off with the original post by DUmmie Kelvin Mace aka David Allen who got personally burned by Bev. The painful Bev Harris memories posted by the DUmmie SUckers are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, waiting for the DUmmies to be EASILY conned again, is in the [brackets]:

The Bev Harris story for newbies and those who have forgotten.

[And also for the DUmmie veterans who were so easily conned out of their money and now want to forget Bev Harris.]

I have noticed recently that we have some folk trying to rehabilitate Bev Harris's reputation by explaining away her erratic and toxic behavior as some kind of "misunderstanding".

[AMAZING! Just how DUmb are the DUmmies? Bev Harris has been exposed as a fraud and a con artist and many DUmmies still want to BEEEELIEEVE in her.]

Access to DU is critical to Bev since it was an important source of cash, helpful researchers and credibility in the past and even more important now that she has been disowned by folks like Randi Rhodes, Keith Olbermann and Mike Malloy.

[DUmmieland was an incredibly EASY source of cash for Bev.]

Bev painted herself as a liberal activist (lately she strives for the status of a non-partisan) which she is not. She ran an anti-Clinton product site (Bev Dudley is Bev's real name and Talion is her company).

[Bev Dudley is Bev Harris’s real name? Perhaps we should call her Dudley Do-Wrong.]

She claims Bush supports her cause and was currying favor with freepers.

[However unlike the GULLIBLE DUmmies the Freepers gave her exactly ZILCH in the way of donations.]

Bev claimed that Randi's show raised only $23,000 for her. Insiders put the figure at $300,000.

[Actually Bev only admitted to suckering $300,000 out of the DUmmies which means she probably conned around a million out of the fools. Oh, and she only claimed to have spent a GRAND TOTAL of $19,000. But WAIT! She didn’t even spend that (except for her 5-star Hotel expenses). That $19,000 expense figure is what Bev herself only said was “committed” to finding vote fraud.]

Bev has damaged people's reputation, cost them large sums of money with her legal bullying (and I am not talking about Diebold and election officials, I am talking about her former activists and helpers) and wasted much of their time dealing with her foolishness. she has impugned the integrity of established liberals on this board and elsewhere and accused even John Kerry and the Democratic party of conspiring to suppress evidence of vote fraud (huh????).

[FUnniest of all was when Bev threatened to sue DUmmies for daring to type the letters “BBV” on their keyboards. Now that the charges against Bev Harris have been laid out by her former colleage, DUmmie Kelvin Mace aka David Allen, let us hear from the other DUmmies for more LAUGHS…]

I once was a big supporter of Bev Harris but I have never been a blind follower of anybody. I think, I watch, I research and then I decide. Sometimes I change my mind, as I did with Bev Harris.

[Sooooo… How much dough did Bev con you out of?]

As far as I can tell (and I could be wrong) a lot of the posts about her and her actions which endorsed Bev have been purged from the Mike Malloy and Randi Rhodes site. Randi's contentious exchange with Bev about money and Bev's actions was deleted from Randi's archives (though I have an MP3 for those interested).

[Randi Rhodes has been trying to toss her shill activity down the memory hole. Too bad for Randi that a lot of Freepers also have that MP3 of Randi vs Bev.]

I was completely turned off...when Bev was soliciting non-stop right after the election and seemed to promote the idea she was going to get the election overturned in Florida. And a lot of DUers bought right into it...

[SUCKERS!!!]

We must not allow Bev Harris to attempt to re-write history yet again. She has done more damage to this issue singlehandedly than imaginable.

[On the upside, however, she was GREAT for laughs!]

She is trying to write me out...I am sick as a dog...could be dying...and she tries to steal the only legacy I have to leave. I hope ya'll remember what I did.

[Yes, Andy Stephenson, we remember what you did. You were partners in Bev’s con game until she cut you out of the action.]

She can't steal your legacy, it's not a solid thing she can carry away. Now your LAPTOP--THAT she can steal.

[Didn’t Andy steal some underwear from Bev?]

Ultimately, the real story will be knownand the press, know the real story. They know how Bev treated them. I have spoken to quite a few reporters who covered this and they known the story. At some future date, it will be written.

[How about Bev’s indictment? When will that be written? And I’m sure Andy Stephenson will be indicted as well as either a co-conspirator or a plea bargain prosecution witness.]

Who will do the work, who will expose the problems? She's the only one I've ever heard of addressing the issues associated with e-ballots. Is there anyone else on this?

[Actually the DUmmie FUnnies has set up a special corporation called Brooklyn Bridge Vistas (BBV). You may not know it but the Brooklyn Bridge is going private and will be charging tolls. If you invest in BBV, you will own a portion of the Brooklyn Bridge. However, instead of paying out dividends, ALL the profits will go towards investigating election fraud. I look forward to your investment in the Brooklyn Bridge via BBV.]

I was in the office the day she was to go to the Olberman Show. Right after they called her she was sure it was a "CIA attempt to silence her". The CIA operative was a woman named Pam Meeks...a wonderful woman who is an activist here in Seattle. She was in the office that afternoon to help...instead Bev and Kathleen lit into her...brelittled her and derided her to the point that she left and withdrew all support from BBV.org.

[Thanx for that inside scoop, Andy Stephenson. And yet you continued to work for that nutcase right up to the time she cut you out of the con game.]

Anyone who didn't recognize Harris' schtick from day 1 is, quite frankly, a dope.

[Then virtually ALL DUmmies are dopes by your own definition since they nearly all fell so easily for Bev’s obvious con, even though it was EXPOSED early in the DUmmie FUnnies.]

right after the election, so many folks were in complete shock over the result, we wanted somebody - ANYBODY to fix the wrong we saw. Bev came in saying she was going to go after Florida, and unless you were following the elections really close, it wouldn't have been obvious that she was barking up the wrong tree and was not going to be able to deliver what a lot of folks were thinking she would. Most humans are a sucker for nice, assertive, smiling people that tell them what they want to hear. I'm one of them, unfortunately, though I didn't contribute to Bev's organization.

[Make that most DUmmies are a sucker for a nice, assertive, smiling people that tell them what they want to hear. Hey, all one had to do was read the dopey “I BEEELIEEVE” threads in DUmmieland to know they were easy targets for a con.]

But when you have Randi Rhodes, syndicated radio host on Air America lending credibility to Bev --- if Randi trusts Bev, why shouldn't we, if we trust Randi as a credible source?

[BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You actually trust Randi Rhodes as a CREDIBLE source? BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!]

I bought into Bev's bullshit for a little while, but it became painfully clear that she wasn't what she pretended to be.

[So how much did her B$ cost you?]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: airamerica; andystephenson; bbv; bev; bevdudley; bevharris; bevinc; blackboxvoting; blackboxvotingorg; du; dummiefunnies; dummies; randorhodes; rhodes; talion
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To: Jackson57

"Hi, my name is Andy. Please listen to my sad tale of woe..."

21 posted on 03/08/2005 4:36:44 PM PST by freedumb2003 (1st you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women (HJ Simpson))
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To: MikeinIraq

Actually, I am sick as dog -- sneezes, headache, bofy ache, cough, the whole 9 yards.

Sorry you're not well (and I am kinda feeling sorry for myself too ;) ;( )


22 posted on 03/08/2005 4:37:58 PM PST by freedumb2003 (1st you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women (HJ Simpson))
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To: Jackson57

Can I have a dollar?


23 posted on 03/08/2005 4:38:40 PM PST by dakine
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To: freedumb2003

well I hope you get well soon...I was like that yesterday and am I bit better today....

thanks to amoxicillian though :)


24 posted on 03/08/2005 4:42:04 PM PST by MikefromOhio (Get real and show some class.....)
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To: PJ-Comix
(Hey, if you have sent material to Regnery and haven't heard back after a month or two, don't be afraid to call and ask.)

" I have spoken to quite a few reporters who covered this and they known the story. At some future date, it will be written."

Considering how the Rathermemos were disputed on this and other sites and the word got around almost instantly, what is preventing a single DUmmie from putting together all of this "proof" on a single page; putting up the charges, with URLs to documentation proving it; and getting the word to Slate and various other liberal sources?

Yes, I know the answer is because they don't have this mythical proof. But if these wusses wanna whine and cry about a stolen election why can't just ONE of them put this indisputable evidence up and spread the word? Wouldn't be because it's more fun to say "There's evidence" and go on with the drama queen crap than do some real work, would it?

25 posted on 03/08/2005 4:42:52 PM PST by Darkwolf377 ( writing stream of consciousness posts like a post-modern prometheus)
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To: PJ-Comix
Bev Dudley is Bev's real name

Make that "Bev DUdley."

26 posted on 03/08/2005 4:44:08 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (BEV, Inc.)
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To: Jackson57

I'm disabled and I don't get disability. Oh woe is me. Alas how will I ever survive?


Oh yeah, my wife makes a six figure salary so I don't need the taxpayer nipple.


27 posted on 03/08/2005 4:44:11 PM PST by cripplecreek (I'm apathetic but really don't care.)
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To: PJ-Comix

What's the story? This chick raised a bunch of dough saying she was going to overturn the election but just pocketed it?


28 posted on 03/08/2005 4:45:10 PM PST by Rodney King (No, we can't all just get along.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Actually if/when I call Regnery I would just ask them to investigate the DUmmie FUnnies. It wouldn't take long to find out its enormous popularity. And unlike most other political books, this one would be FUNNY. Even non-political types would enjoy looking at the related comix in the CD-ROM insert.

Oh I know that. I was only trying to pawn off some of my past bad behavior as potentially useful - helps me cope.
29 posted on 03/08/2005 4:45:34 PM PST by Jaysun (Ask me for a free "Insomnia for Beginners" guide.)
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To: freedumb2003
Andy. Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
30 posted on 03/08/2005 4:46:05 PM PST by cripplecreek (I'm apathetic but really don't care.)
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To: PJ-Comix
[Didn’t Andy steal some underwear from Bev?]

BVD, Inc.

31 posted on 03/08/2005 4:49:18 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (BEV, Inc.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Who will do the work, who will expose the problems? She's the only one I've ever heard of addressing the issues associated with e-ballots. Is there anyone else on this?

No, no one. You guys are all talk and no action. Besides, the only vote fraud to expose would be all the Dem corruption in the blue zones.

32 posted on 03/08/2005 4:53:01 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (BEV, Inc.)
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To: Rodney King
This chick raised a bunch of dough saying she was going to overturn the election but just pocketed it?

Exactly! On her website in December she claimed to have raked in $300,000 and "committed" only $19,000 to election fraud (there was a DUFU edition about this). Remember that measly $19,000 wasn't even spent. It was just "committed. Meanwhile Bev was living high on the hog in fancy Florida hotel rooms. Why she hasn't been indicted for fraud yet is beyond me because she also filed as a non-profit corporation with the government and she is supposed to follow strict rules about revealing how much money she scammed plus how much was actually spent.

33 posted on 03/08/2005 4:54:02 PM PST by PJ-Comix ( Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
Why she hasn't been indicted for fraud yet is beyond me

Hey, I hear there's a nicely decorated women's cell somewhere in West Virginia that recently became available.

34 posted on 03/08/2005 4:58:56 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (BEV, Inc.)
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To: PJ-Comix

"I once was a big supporter of Bev Harris..."

35 posted on 03/08/2005 4:58:56 PM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle (I feel more and more like a revolted Charlton Heston, witnessing ape society for the very first time)
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To: MikeinIraq

Awwwwww(((((((((((((Mikein Iraq)))))))))


36 posted on 03/08/2005 5:02:09 PM PST by MEG33 (GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES)
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To: PJ-Comix

Fun read..Thank you!


37 posted on 03/08/2005 5:02:58 PM PST by MEG33 (GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Is that the undies Andy swiped from Bev?


38 posted on 03/08/2005 5:07:10 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (BEV, Inc.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Thanks, PJ!

Love the Brooklyn Bridge schtick.

BTW, all kidding aside (and I am NOT making this up) if anybody is interested in commiting to making "significant capacity improvements" in return for the right to collect regulated tolls for a set period, I can put you in touch with folks who can- no lie- sell (okay, lease) you the Brooklyn Bridge or any other NY transportation facility you are interested in. I swear!


39 posted on 03/08/2005 5:09:49 PM PST by Ostlandr (Ich liebe alles der Juden und Schwarzen. Ich hast alles der Weissenvolk.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Is that the undies Andy swiped from Bev?

Dunno. They look too... ummmmmmmmm... roomy to be something Our Boy Andy would wanna wear, don't they...? :)

40 posted on 03/08/2005 5:11:27 PM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle (I feel more and more like a revolted Charlton Heston, witnessing ape society for the very first time)
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