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DUmmie FUnnies 03-07-05 ("Teresa Heinz 'openly skeptical about results from November election'")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 7, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 03/07/2005 3:40:16 PM PST by PJ-Comix

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To: PJ-Comix

I Believe!!!!!!

(snerk)


61 posted on 03/07/2005 5:30:30 PM PST by Poser (Joining Belly Girl in the Pajamahadeen)
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To: PJ-Comix
I WUV her! Please, Mrs. Heinz! Allow me the honor of rubbing Botox into your nekkid flesh!

Best. Laugh. Ever.

Perhaps you've gone too far this time, PJ. LOLOL

62 posted on 03/07/2005 5:32:40 PM PST by Petronski (Zebras: Free Range Bar Codes of the Serengeti)
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To: dakine

I think sacxtra has done way to many drugs....That diagram make no sense whatsoever..


63 posted on 03/07/2005 5:35:32 PM PST by ReeWalker (At the core of modern liberalism is the spoiled child - miserable, as all spoiled children are,)
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To: PJ-Comix
Nice to see we're not crazy after all...

Look again DUmmy. I almost choked on my iced tea on that one.

64 posted on 03/07/2005 5:40:50 PM PST by rdl6989
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To: franksolich

I'm trying to figure out where the nuclear power is coming from, none in Illinois that I know of.


65 posted on 03/07/2005 5:43:29 PM PST by X-FID (In their eyes there's something lacking---what they need's a damn good whacking.)
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To: PJ-Comix
[Chewing on a leather strap between the teeth would be one such action.]

Bwahahahahahaha! Haaaa!!

66 posted on 03/07/2005 5:45:19 PM PST by prairiebreeze (Blogs have a strangle hold on the MSM. The MSM is kicking out the windshield.)
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To: rdl6989

"Nice to see we're not crazy after all..."



Yeah, I got a kick out of that too along with them calling mamma T a leader.


67 posted on 03/07/2005 5:47:57 PM PST by cripplecreek (I'm apathetic but really don't care.)
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To: PJ-Comix

It seems that TehREEEEEEza sobered up today!
It's been a looooong few months.


68 posted on 03/07/2005 5:51:24 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (You need a new environment - go on a vacation.)
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To: franksolich

"So I think the Democrats are not really serious about election reform; it would uncover too much, and uncover things they don't want uncovered."


No kidding. Without some pretty blatant fraud in Detroit I think Michigan may have ended up as a red state. Everyone was so sure that we would go to Kerry that no one bothered to look at how it happened.

http://www.nationalreview.com/battleground/2004/battleground200411040640.asp


69 posted on 03/07/2005 5:54:36 PM PST by cripplecreek (I'm apathetic but really don't care.)
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To: PJ-Comix

----"Two brothers own 80 percent of the machines used in the United States," Heinz Kerry said. She identified both as "hard-right" Republicans.----


70 posted on 03/07/2005 6:03:56 PM PST by Flux Capacitor (HOWARD THE DUCK in 2008)
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To: SandyInSeattle

I heard Robbin Williams barrowed it for his bit on the Oscars.


71 posted on 03/07/2005 7:18:45 PM PST by Duke Nukum (King had to write, to sing the song of Gan. And I had to read. How else could Roland find the Tower?)
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To: Flux Capacitor

Brilliant!


72 posted on 03/07/2005 7:50:48 PM PST by Duke Nukum (King had to write, to sing the song of Gan. And I had to read. How else could Roland find the Tower?)
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To: franksolich

So I think the Democrats are not really serious about election reform; it would uncover too much, and uncover things they don't want uncovered.

And not just about how adept they've gotten at stealing elections. Although I am glad Republicans are finally speaking out about this. I've never understood how it could be better for the country/state/county, etc. to be represented by someone the majority don't want, especially when the "socialist" programs they want to promote are so bad for the country. Allowing them to continue to steal election after election and keeping quiet to preserve national "unity" is a grave disservice to the majority that voted for you.

Then again, if they couldn't steal elections (or believe with every fiber of their dillusioned minds) that the only reason they lost was because it was stolen by the "other" side, without the slightest proof, they might actually have to admit they lost because they are woefully out of step with the rest of their countrymen. Even their "leaders", who should know better, buy into this. Just witness the ridiculous Conyers whine-fest during the elector confirmation process or Kennedy saying they may be a minority in the congress, but they represent the majority of Americans. I'm still trying to figure this one out. I know their friends at the NEA are real fond of the "new math", but when there are less Democrats elected to congress each election and more Republicans (which would mean MORE people are voting Republican), how do you say with a straight face that you represent the majority? You'd think they'd get dizzy from all the spin they swallow.

Cindie


73 posted on 03/07/2005 7:53:37 PM PST by gardencatz
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To: dakine
PJ is only skimming the surface. NO ONE can actually contemplate the complete silliness, irrelevance, and contempt for America (or AmeriKKKa,in DU talk) that permeates this vile site.

That said, he does manage to get some of their very best (worst) stuff. Keep it up, PJ!
74 posted on 03/07/2005 8:00:41 PM PST by chesley
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To: franksolich
I do believe he may mean eucalyptus. IIRC, it is very high in terpenes. This would create irritating, if not toxic, aerosols/dust if sanded or planed.

I imagine he is somewhere (CA or FL) where there is a lot of it, it is considered a trash tree and he sees opportunity to turn free stuff into something he could sell as art/craft.

Another DUmmie genius at work.
75 posted on 03/07/2005 8:13:52 PM PST by reformedliberal
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To: X-FID
"I'm trying to figure out where the nuclear power is coming from, none in Illinois that I know of"

Several years back Union Electric (Eastern Missouri, based in STL) purchased a rather large power company in central Illinois. The new company is named AmerenUE. The original Union Electric has a nuclear plant in Callaway Mo. So I would suppose there is some nuclear power escaping across the mighty Missisip into Illinois.

76 posted on 03/07/2005 8:29:23 PM PST by SCALEMAN (Super Cards/Rams Fan)
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To: PJ-Comix

Thank you most kindly. I need all the laughs I can get. :)


77 posted on 03/07/2005 8:37:00 PM PST by Goodgirlinred ( GoodGirlInRed Four More Years!!!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix; DJ MacWoW; Bahbah; Deetes; infidel29; Flux Capacitor

Mrs. Heinz-Kerry: "It's very easy with these machines, you know, to hack in a Bush vote."

Chico: "Hackin' a Boosh? Naah, lady, we no hackin' a Boosh!"

78 posted on 03/07/2005 8:43:25 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Marxist.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
"Well! I never!"


79 posted on 03/07/2005 9:27:27 PM PST by bitt ("Conservatism is the dominant political creed in America,")
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To: dakine
You just made that up. right?

People really can't be That Stupid.

(then again I have to look no further than my own family, Clinton, Gore, Dean, Clinton believers)

How does one deal with stupidity?
I will/can argue with any one about many things, but unless I am arguing the noun stupid with someone that is... I cannot, it would be stupid.

TT
80 posted on 03/07/2005 9:31:27 PM PST by TexasTransplant (NEMO ME IMPUNE LACESSET)
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