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DUmmie FUnnies 03-02-05 ("Olberman: Bush Doctrine Seems to be Working in the Middle East")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 2, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 03/02/2005 6:03:54 AM PST by PJ-Comix

The DUmmies are in a tizzy today. Why? Because the ONE person in the major media, Keith Olbermann that they truly trusted has apparently gone “traitor” on them. And what was this treacherous act of betrayal by Olbermann? I believe the title of this DUmmie THREAD explains it all: “Olberman: Bush Doctrine Seems to be Working in the Middle East.” So let us watch the DUmmie howlings in Bolshevik Red at their former hero while the commentary of your humble correspondent. watching the DUmmies casting Olbermann into Purgatory, is in the [brackets]:

Olberman tonight said that Bush's doctrine to turn one middle eastern Arab country into a democracy will help make the entire region democratic. THAT WAS ONLY THE BUSH DOCTRINE AFTER EVERYONE FIGURED OUT THERE WERE NO WMDs AND THAT BUSH LIED US INTO A WAR! Come on Keith, don't be a sellout. You are the last honest MSM reporter that we have left. Don't give Bush credit where it is certainly not due!

[Shame on Olbermann for stating the OBVIOUS! For this he must be cast out of the hallowed halls of DUmmieland.]

"Seems to be working"!!??? On what evidence!???

[Free elections in Iraq. Syrian controlled government in Lebanon tossed out. Syrian troops soon to leave Lebanon. Revolutionary stirrings against the Islamist government of Iran. More open elections coming to Egypt. This only for starters. Sorry to disturb your day with the FACTS.]

that's what Keith said tonight...he iss till the only MSM person I can still watch...the others make me vomit!

[And now even Keith is making you quite nauseous.]

I love Keith...I only watch Keith from the MSM...I only trust Keith...thats why I was suprised about this segment. But like others here have said, Keith is good out fleshing out an issue and eventually getting to the truth.

[And now you are turning on Keith for recognizing the obvious. SHAME ON HIM!!!]

......these other moves in Lebanon and Iraq are only going to destabilize the region more.

[Ah! How they yearn for the stable days of Saddam.]

Keithe works for GE and he probably wants to anchor NBC News. But for him to buy "the Bush Doctrine"? Man, I have some swamp land I want to sell him. Crap, I thought Olberman had a clue. Guess I overestimated him.

[Keith will have a long wait to become an anchor at NBC News. The department store mannequin known as Brian Williams is firmly ensconced on that anchor desk.]

I watched the segment and Keith said that Bush's doctrine seems to be working....i heard him say that and it shocked me and made me MAD!

[DAMN YOU, KEITH! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!]

The fact is that the Lebanese people think that Bush and Israel are behind the assassination and are pissed.

[Substitute “DUmmies” for “Lebanese people” and your statement would be accurate.]

In fact......aren't the Lebanese (and many others) blaming the Syrians for Hariri's murder?

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!! All DUmmies in good standing KNOW that Bush was to blame.]

If Keith tows the line and accepts that democracy is "working" in the Middle East, then he's a sellout. I hope that he is not one and he is still on our side.

[Personally, I hope Keith is a “sellout.” Plus it will be fun to watch the DUmmies to lose one of their last remaining heroes.]

Aw, f*ck!!! Someone slipped him the kool-aid.

[Or maybe part of his brain started operating again.]

KO has turned into the KOol-aid kid?????

[In DUmmieland, recognizing the obvious is considered swallowing the Kool-aid.]

Bush Doctrine seems to be working on Olbermann looks like to me.

[The next thing you know, Olbermann will be turned into a mind-numbed ditto-head robot.]

I heard this shit on the Daily Show too. Bush Doctrine? Its bullshit.

[True. I’ve heard rumors that Jon Stewart is going over to the Dark Side as well. The BIG FUN will be watching the UPROAR in Dummieland when a certain well known Democrat Senator comes over to the Dark Side. Hint: He is a reader of the DUmmie FUnnies.]

Locking. This has turned into a flame war.

[Thank you. THANK YOU, oh DUmmie Moderator. I don’t think my psyche can handle anymore of this possible betrayal by Keith Olbermann.]


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WOO! HOO! GOOD NEWS on the DUmmie FUnnies book front! I have NOT been rejected by Regnery Publishing. Last week I sent them my idea about a DUmmie FUnnies book along with the links to the DUFUs and so far they haven't rejected me. To me this is good news because any investigation into the DUmmie FUnnies will demonstrate that its publishing success is a NO BRAINER. Just book sales from Freepers ALONE would amount to at least 20,000 at the most conservative estimate. So every day that I am NOT rejected by Regenery is another day that they might be investigating the commericial success of the DUmmie FUnnies book (with CD-ROM insert for the comix stories). And about those comix stories, they are not a mere window dressing afterthought. They are a VITAL part of my concept about the DUFUs. One of the two cartoonists I have in mind is Bob Lizarraga who I worked with before and who designed the original Li'l Beaver mascot. When I first met Bob back in La-La Land he told me he had done some work for Mad Magazine but then moved later and they lost contact with them. Mad Magazine wanted to get into contact with Bob so at the bottom of the table of contents of one of their issues, they actually printed out a request for Bob to get in touch with them. Are you a bit skeptical about that story? I don't blame you. So was I when Bob told it to me but then he showed me the copy of Mad Magazine and, lo and behold, at the bottom of the table of contents page, there was the request. Somehow that really impressed the hell out of me but it wasn't entirely surprising since Lizarraga's cartooning skill is EXTRAORDINARY which is why I will be using him to do the cartoon work for the DUFUs. The other cartoonist I will be using is Brian Burr Chin who also has an incredible story about him which I shall describe in a future DUFU edition.

Oh, and to Jeff Kleinman of the Graybill and English Literary Agency, if you don't want to miss hopping aboard the DUmmie FUnnies train before it leaves the track, contact me at: PJ-Comix.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

1 posted on 03/02/2005 6:03:54 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 03/02/2005 6:05:28 AM PST by PJ-Comix ( Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

can the DUmmies parlay this into a reason to go on living ?


3 posted on 03/02/2005 6:07:13 AM PST by kingattax
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THAT WAS ONLY THE BUSH DOCTRINE AFTER EVERYONE FIGURED OUT THERE WERE NO WMDs AND THAT BUSH LIED US INTO A WAR!

No, thats always been the Bush doctrine. That train of thought was already in practice when we defeated Al Queda, the Taliban, and won in Afghanistan.

It made sense after what happened in eastern europe after the fall of the Berlin wall, which liberals also opposed.

4 posted on 03/02/2005 6:09:19 AM PST by KC_Conspirator (This space outsourced to India)
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What cretins! They would rather have the Arab world enslaved in tyranny than see Bush get credit for liberating it. Its going to be a tough decade for them.


5 posted on 03/02/2005 6:09:53 AM PST by Fenris6 (3 Purple Hearts in 4 months w/o missing a day of work? He's either John Rambo or a Fraud)
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To: PJ-Comix

"he is still the only MSM person I can still watch"

This was actually KO's parents. I heard they switched over to Emeril Live


6 posted on 03/02/2005 6:19:04 AM PST by Holicheese (This is Hockey East)
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Locking. This has turned into a flame war.

That was a FLAME WAR? Good heavens, sensitive little guys and gals, aren't they.

7 posted on 03/02/2005 6:20:10 AM PST by Bahbah
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To: PJ-Comix
"I heard this sh*t on the Daily Show too. Bush Doctrine?"

Most satisfying quote from that show last night?

"My kid is going to go to a High School named after this guy (President Bush) I just know it"

He said this with his head in his hands in dispair.
:-)
8 posted on 03/02/2005 6:22:21 AM PST by e5man_r_u? (A Man's mission: Build, Protect, Provide)
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To: PJ-Comix

9 posted on 03/02/2005 6:22:41 AM PST by speed_addiction (Ninja's last words, "Hey guys. Watch me just flip out on that big dude over there!")
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To: PJ-Comix

LOL...these people have mush brains...they've hung out in looney land far to long. REALITY is NOT PART OF THEM. You are what you think...if all you put into your brain is garbage...you BECOME GARBAGE through and through. ;o)


10 posted on 03/02/2005 6:23:55 AM PST by shield (The Greatest Scientific Discoveries of the Century Reveal God!!!! by Dr. H. Ross, Astrophysicist)
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So far, so good PJ. Hoping you get that book deal! I would love to have a DUFU book adorn my mantle!

Good grief, these DUmmies are more unstable than the rain soaked hills of Los Angles!

11 posted on 03/02/2005 6:28:15 AM PST by CAluvdubya (From the RED part of California)
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To: PJ-Comix

Wonderful Stuff! Rats are eating their own again! YAY CANNABALISM!! ;-)


12 posted on 03/02/2005 6:30:44 AM PST by areafiftyone (The Democrat's Mind: The Hamster's dead but the wheel's still spinning!)
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Locking. This has turned into a flame war.

THAT is what's considered to be flaming over at the DU to this moderator?! DUmmies aren't very willing to hang out the laundry when it come to small arguments amongst themselves, wouldn't you say?

13 posted on 03/02/2005 6:32:18 AM PST by prairiebreeze (Blogs have a strangle hold on the MSM. The MSM is kicking out the windshield.)
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To: PJ-Comix

They hate President Bush so much they would like to deny freedom to enslaved people in the Middle East and other parts of the world. I think they should go back to counting votes in the 2000 election. That should keep them occupied for a while.</p>


14 posted on 03/02/2005 6:33:21 AM PST by just me
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LOL! They're dropping like flies!


15 posted on 03/02/2005 6:34:33 AM PST by N8VTXNinWV
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To: PJ-Comix
This is one of the funniest in awhile. It's funny when one of "their people" betrays them by actually being realistic and they become absolutely infuriated.

Congrats on the pending book deal. :-) God has good plans for you, PJ!

16 posted on 03/02/2005 6:36:44 AM PST by arizonarachel
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To: PJ-Comix
Keithe works for GE and he probably wants to anchor NBC News.

Whereas I, on the other hand, want to become Salma Hayek's personal sex toy. And my fantasy is the infinitely more likely one of the two. :)

17 posted on 03/02/2005 6:38:10 AM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle (I feel more and more like a revolted Charlton Heston, witnessing ape society for the very first time)
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To: Fenris6

"They would rather have the Arab world enslaved in tyranny than see Bush get credit for liberating it"

And if it stayed enslaved, they would blame Bush.


18 posted on 03/02/2005 6:38:32 AM PST by imskylark
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To: PJ-Comix

Have you considered contacting Gypsy Smith? He published EXIT STAGE 2000, one of the funniest DVD's ever about the 2000 election.


19 posted on 03/02/2005 6:41:24 AM PST by eastforker (Ask me about a free satellite TV system!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Re: Publication. You may want to post some of the comix that will be contained on the CD as advertising. Just a thought.


20 posted on 03/02/2005 6:43:58 AM PST by BJClinton (What's the difference between the Super Bowl and the Grammy's? The Eagles have won a Grammy)
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