Posted on 02/25/2005 5:50:31 AM PST by PJ-Comix
William Rivers Pitt has pulled out his magic flute and is fooling the DUmmies once again with his election fraud tune. If this sounds like Déjà vu all over again, it is because Pied Piper Pitt has played this same tune many times before in order to puff himself up with his manufactured self-importance with yet another election “scoop” that means less than nothing. The only thing that makes this latest self-puffery slightly more amusing than the rest is that it is being played by Pied Piper Pitt over a month AFTER the inauguration. You can hear Pied Piper’s Pitt’s latest tune being played for your amusement on this DUmmie THREAD breathlessly titled, “BREAKING: Kerry/Edwards File More Ohio Election Motions!!!” So what’s all the hoopla really about? YAWN! Nothing more than some obscure legal motion where a couple of the minor league candidates filed a statement on something called a legal transfer and, OH YEAH, Kerry-Edwards (actually their lawyers) filed a document in support of that statement. If you want to pop some No-Doze and read it for yourself you can find it on Pied Piper Pitt’s appropriately named (because all the Truth is Outta there) TRUTHOUT website. As usual the DUmmie rantings and Pied Piper Pitt’s flutings are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, struggling to stay awake after being tranquilized by the obscure meaningless legal motions, is in the [brackets]:
BREAKING: Kerry/Edwards File More Ohio Election Motions. The documents have been posted.
[YAWN! Been there. Done that. The only thing even slightly amusing about your recycled act this time, Pied Piper Pitt, is the timing since this “revelation” comes over a month AFTER inauguration.]
Great news. Thanks. I'm going to check it out.
[And don’t forget to take a strong dose of No-Doze. This latest “revelation” by Pied Piper Pitt is like that famous description of Oakland---There’s no there there.]
Hmmm..what do you make of this Will? Seems too little too late, yet why would Kerry have not been pushing harder earlier?
[A little too late? Now why would you have that wild idea?]
john & john said every vote would be counted... on 11/3 & several times after that, so they are making good on their promise. doesn't it make your heart swell in pride that our man never quits, says what he'll do and then does what he says.
[SNIFF! I’ve got a lump in my throat. This obscure legal motion filed by nameless lawyers is going to CHANGE the future course of world events.]
Kerry has been awfully quiet lately. I was just thinking that.
[Don’t you get it? It’s all part of the PLAN. Two years before the election, Kerry PLANNED to lose the election and allow Bush to be inaugurated. Then over a month after the inauguration, it was PLANNED that some of his lawyers would file a minor legal motion in Ohio that would OVERTURN the election. De PLAN, boss, De PLAN!!!]
It was always going to come down to evidence. That is how he worked as a prosecutor to prevent going to court and losing. If he didn't have a preponderance of the evidence he wouldn't have his office prosecute cases needlessly. Whatever comes of this now will be for the good of the country, even though it may not work to Kerry's personal benefit. This is also why they held on to some of the campaign funds.
[Yeah, that 15 million buck campaign fund that wasn’t spent on the campaign was set aside specifically for the purpose of filing a meaningless obscure legal statement in support of someone else’s equally meaningless and obscure legal motion in Ohio.]
This may all work out in the end. Now Shrub's cabinet nominees all lied under oath. And if one card in this house of cards gets taken down by the courts, so go the rest. I really was quite disappointed with Kerry lately, but now I see perhaps he was proceeding cautiously all along. Though I promise not to get too hopeful yet...
[Not me! I’ve broken out the champagne and plan an all night victory party for Kerry. I BELIEEEEEVE!!!]
He has a pattern of sticking with something, for years if he has to. He's still on the BCCI case after all these years, as the people who lost money in that bank take it to court, blasting the Bank of England for not doing more to help those people. It may not be a fast-moving process, but I think we will see these little reports from time to time to let us know he's still on the case. Maybe something will eventually happen, maybe not. I understand your caution, but I can't help but think that they pissed off the wrong fellow. It will be the end of them yet.
[It may not be a fast moving process but the election results will DEFINITELY be overturned in the year 2525…..IF man is still alive.]
I'm PLEASED!! Let's keep the election fraud on the front burner!
[Everybody! KICK this thread. FORM ELECTION FRAUD COMMITTEES! SEND A LEGAL TEAM TO OHIO! INVESTIGATE ALL OBSCURE MEANINGLESS ELECTION DOCUMENTS! HURRY! HURRY! HURRY!]
THE DOCUMENTS HAVE BEEN POSTED
[Thank you, Pied Piper Pitt. I’ve seen them and I am struggling to stay awake.]
Will, about six weeks ago you said things would start brewing in six weeks.
[Six weeks is about the right time frame for Pied Piper Pitt to recycle his old comedy routines. He knows the DUmmies have very short memory spans.]
Thanks Will! This is great news. I was hoping my esteemed junior Senator would keep at it. I'm glad he hasn't given up, even though it will not benefit him personally. (And will be seen as too little too late by many folks, alas.)
[Too little, too late? Where did you get such a crazy idea? These obscure legal motions in Ohio means that we are at the DAWNING OF THE AGE OF AQUARIUS!!!]
And what's the status of the Alliance For Democracy? I know they are getting screwed by a countersuit, but are we to believe they're done? I feel bad for Cliff and all of them, but I wonder if they're still planning to file another suit somewhere. I remember when they withdrew Moss V Bush they promised they were going to continue to collect evidence and file again somewhere else.
[Unfortunately that case gathered too much Moss.]
This is great news. I KNEW that they would keep fighting. They are both OUTSTANDING attorneys.
[May I interest you in the purchase of a certain bridge in Brooklyn?]
I'm telling you, Bushco are NOT going to serve out their term. About 4 major psychics have said so. One in particular, I remember, said that by 2006, Bush would have NO connection with Power.
[FOUR MAJOR PSYCHICS have said this? Well, you just CAN’T argue with that type of expertise.]
I still contend it IS Kerry's destiny to be President (and NOT as late as 2008). How we'll ever get this through the Repug-controlled court system will be a major miracle in itself, but....forever the optimist...fingers crossed!
[I BELIEEEEEEVE!!!]
YoooWhoooo! Thanks Will. Come on Howard fight for the truth!! TALK TO THE HOUSE JUDICIARY DEMS, THEY ARE A CLEARINGHOUSE FOR FRAUD EVIDENCE! Please don't do this to "stifle the left", we've put our time, money, heart and soul into this investigation. We need a leader to take this forward!!!! Great news! Fight on DEMS!
[CREATE YOUR OWN VIRTUAL REALITY!!!]
This spark should keep the fire going. Now let's keep fanning the fire.
[ENTER THE ALTERNATE UNIVERSE!!!]
Edwards would not be still digging if he didn't think he had a case! Thanks Will. I do not believe knowing lawyers, and Edwards winning background they'd be doing this "still" less they had something.
[CHANT THE “ELECTION FRAUD” MANTRA!!!]
don't forget that John Kerry is a lawyer, too. He was a prosecutor and tried 7,000+ cases and won them all as Asst. D.A. If anyone can bring this fraud to light, it's these two sharp guys and their team!
[CONSULT MOTHER GOOSE FOR OUR OWN ALTERNATE REALITY!!!]
I can't f'ing believe it! This is GREAT!!!!
[SHOOT OFF THE VICTORY FIREWORKS!!!]
There has been WAY ample time for the crooks to compromise the programming of the previously compromised central tabulators and voting machines. And just think of all the paper ballots that have surely been "audited" by republican activist thugs. I am VERY glad that the 2-Johns are in on this, but it seems to me the forensic evidence is getting away, or has already gotten away. I'm also curious as to what's still happening in all of the other states that bush stole with his slimey army of thugs.
[KILLJOY! And for splashing cold water on our very solid hopes, you will NOT be invited to Kerry’s Alternate Reality Inauguration party.]
Well, I'll be damned! YIPPEE!!! Thanks for the lift...
[Don’t forget to copy and paste that statement into Notepad so you can use it again and again and again for the many other times that Pied Piper Pitt posts the VERY LATEST “scoops” about obscure Ohio legal motions being filed.]
Follow the yellow crack road. Follow the yellow crack road.
Four major psychics have told me to visualize my own reality and just belieeeeeeeeeve that Kerry won.
Well they have got to do something to save face, now that it has been proven that Wisconsin was STOLEN by the dims for hanoi john.
Must be some rollercoaster these DUmmies are on. Reaching great heights of hope grabbing at even the smallest straws before plummetting back down.
I haven't been over there much since they banned my disgruntled lesbian screen character for making a joke about Ward Churchill.
I notice that Pied Piper Pitt's book was published by Pluto Press, a leftwing publisher. Perhaps I should bypass the literary agent routine for now and go DIRECTLY to the publishers. I know that Regnery is somewhat conservative but are there other conservative publishers I could contact? One problem might be that some of my comix stories would be somewhat risque (R rating but NOT X-rated stuff). However, whatever small conservative publishing company publishes the DUmmie FUnnies book (with CD-ROM insert for the comix) would have a HUGE seller on their hands. So if you know of such publishers (and who won't give me grief about the comix) then pass the info along. Oh, and PLEASE, NO vanity publishers.
Does anyone know what has happened to that Bev Harris woman taht was the gadfly of DUmmieland? I thought she had enough evidence of election fraud to sink all hope for a continuing Bush administration. Is she immune to radar? I haven't seen her on the screen lately. Is Bev one of the "four psychos" that predicted President George W. Bush will be in history's dustbin within the next ten months?
I ask a lot og questions.
It's all part of Kerry's Plan. He has a Plan, you know.
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Peej, I should read the whole DUFU before I start posting. We must have been channeling. (See my #47.)
Nope. That never happens. Not ever.
Now they're down to $14,999,750. But even after several windsurfing vacations over the next couple of years, the Kerry war chest should be good to go come '07, '08.
Everytime I think they've reached the bottom of their delusions, you post something that makes them seem even nuttier.
The skiing is just too good right now in Gstaad.
Yes! And if Bush goes down, then, in spite of the constitutional line of succession, it won't be Cheney or Hastert or any of the others who becomes President. No, it will be the junior senator from the Commonwealth of Massachusetts.
"I've got your back!" Remember how John Kerry kept telling us that? I believe John Kerry. I trust John Kerry. I'll sleep better at night knowing "Kerry is on the case." Some day, one day when we're least expecting it, we'll look up, and voila John Kerry will be our President. I believe. I belieeeeve. . . .
John Kerry as The Man with No Name. The evil townspeople at Rancho de Bush are literally shaking in their boots. John Kerry is riding into town!
SIREN GOING AT DRUDGE!!!
And Moss got traded. One moon too many. The moon that broke the camel's back.
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