[Charles Henrickson]

Kerry has been awfully quiet lately.

The skiing is just too good right now in Gstaad.

[Purrcival]

[The skiing is just too good right now in Gstaad.

...or maybe he's snowboarding]

...and swearing at his Secret Service agents. Oops...wait a minute...he doesn't have those any more...BECAUSE BUSH WON!!! BWAH-HAHAHAHAHAHA!