DUmmie FUnnies 02-22-05 ("Twisted yellow ribbon magnets on cars means...")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 25, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Apparently the way to ruin a DUmmies day is for him to see one of those yellow magnetic ribbons supporting our troops on cars. You can see the DUmmie outrage over this at this DUmmie THREAD titled, “Twisted yellow ribbon magnets on cars means...‘I support the Republican/Bu$h/NeoCON agenda and all you anti-war, liberal, commie motherf*ckers can rot in hell. Praise the lord.’” As usual, DUmmie Road Rage over those magnetic ribbons is in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent is in the [brackets]:

Twisted yellow ribbon magnets on cars means..."I support the Republican/Bu$h/NeoCON agenda and all you anti-war, liberal, commie motherf*ckers can rot in hell. Praise the lord."

[Actually it means, “I support the Troops and all you angry DUmmies can stew in your own bile in Dummieland.”]

the wingnuts have developed a unique "fetish" for them. However, many of us also know what it's "supposed" to stand for. I can see the confusion, with Tony Orlando wrapping one around an oak tree or something. Isn't he a repug?

[He could be a “repug” or, even worse, a Freeper.]

A friend stole one and put it on my car. He put it right above the "When Clinton lied, nobody died" sticker, and next to my Veteran for Kerry Sticker.

[I would have loved to have seen the expression on your face when you saw that ribbon on your car.]

In my neck of the woods (45min outside Phila), those magnets are overwhelmingly on SUVs and redneck v8 trucks. Now, how are you supporting the troops when you're funding terrorism by sucking up petroleum?

[The Iraqi oil fields NO LONGER belong to the terrorists. That’s how.]

There are the yellow ones and then there are the red, white, and blue ones. My guess is, at least around here (NY), the yellow means support our troops and BRING THEM HOME. The red, white and blue are the * supporters.

[The red, white, and blue ones are like the yellow ones on steroids.]

i got so sick of seeing them with the little fishys on the cars

[A lethal combo to your mental health.]

Would it get me off the hook a bit if I explain that I live in San Diego county and all I see these ribbons on are god awful SUV's and construction trucks full of rednecks?

[Full of rednecks working hard for a living. Completely at odds with the typical basement dwelling DUmmie.]

I Just Got Back From A Visit To San Diego How F*cking Depressing. The weather was gorgeous but that was the ONLY thing besides my children that I enjoyed. What a zombie town full of Rednecks and Stepfords. I was f*cking shocked I grew up in PB went to San Diego state and lived in Del Mar for years....WTF happened? Don't answer I know what happened......MONEY and GENTRIFICATION. It is a ruined city IMHO. And I know exactly what you mean about those asinine ribbons. BLEEECH!

[Amazing! Somebody’s trip is ruined by a few metallic stickers. Of course, we are talking about a DUmmie here so the scenario is entirely plausible.]

My car's got plenty of stuff in the back window: "Religious fundamentalism: a threat abroad; a threat at home" and "Your kid is next" with Bush giving a knowing look, and "Why do conservatives hate so many Americans?" and "Flag, schmag! I (heart) the Constitution!" and a great one that's a takeoff on a popular redneck theme: Calvin pissing on a Bush campaign logo. But I am not one who finds identity through my choice of vehicle; I've got an old junker so folks can key away.

[Once in awhile I see cars with similar stickers and I always have to get a look at the drivers to see just what losers they are. Usually they look very angry and completely disheveled. It’s the DUmmie look.]

[Da Bilge Troll]

I was actually told in DU (yeah, I was spying) that I had NO FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS in DU in response to something I said. Ain't that a hoot?

Well... You don't, you know. You don't have any HERE for that matter. The 1st Amendment only applies to GUVMENT. ;-)

[Democracy In Iraq]

Geez, if you go back and follow the whole thread (as it appears now), it appears to be little more than a urinating contest about who has more bumper stickers on their car.

Not surprising since folks of this ilk generally tend to hold the views they hold because they can't understand anything beyond bumper sticker logic.

[Da Bilge Troll]

the car ribbons are manufactured more for profit than patriotism or to promote somebody's business

Not if you go to your local VFW hall and buy one from them! Ask THEM where the money goes - you'll buy two!

[luvie]

.....on steroids! Key this, DUmmies!

[Da Bilge Troll]

He knows the guy is a Freeper because he has a magnetic yellow ribbon on his Corvette.

It wouldn't stick to fiberglass! LOL!

[EllaMinnow]

Glad you like it! Another freeper linked me to it last spring, and I'm always glad to pass it on.
It kept the Kerry/Edwards lesbians next door from staring at my chest, so it was worth every penny.

[bitt]

'those magnets are overwhelmingly on SUVs and redneck v8 trucks. '

[samiam1972]

Oh wow! That's too funny! I can't wait to get mine! :-)

[mrsmel]

Where oh where are you tonight
Why did you leave me here all alone
I searched the world over and I thought I'd found true love
But you met another and-PFFFFTTTT-you were gone

I love the old Hee-Haw(not the later years when they changed the sets and everything),I get the DVD's of the old episodes from Time-Life. The dancing cartoon can-can pigs were a hoot!

[bray]

If it wasn't for F-Bombs, these idiots couldn't even talk!! What a bunch of Commie Loving, America Hating, Braindead itsy bits of Rat Dung. PJ for you to wade through that sewage is far beyond the call of duty. BTW All proceeds for Support the Troops stickers goes to military families.

Pray for W and Our Gallent Troops

[ohCompGk]

There are the yellow ones and then there are the red, white, and blue ones.

Up here in the hills of Ohio we got a bunch of cammo ones. I think they mean "Yawhh boys! Shoot them terrorists like deer! And don't let them Bambi eyes fool ya."

[Former Dodger]

Excellent as always, PJ. I have an idea: The DUmmies, I am told, actually have big DU stickers on their cars.

Why don't you produce for sale little stickers to add to them that say mmies so we can add them to the back and get a nice BIG DUmmies on them?

[lutz]

Okay, where can I get one of those shirts?!! I *must* have one!!

[FDNYRHEROES]

""When Clinton lied, nobody died" Really?? just google Clinton Death List, and you find many websites with the list of Arkancide victims"
What was the body count in Kosovo? Somalia?

How about The Whitewater body count?

[EllaMinnow]

Here you go:

http://www.cafepress.com/rightnation/199404

[beckysueb]

I agree. I was replying to AQ Geiger. Instead of raising everyone elses quality of life, they would rather lower ours.

[beckysueb]

I agree. I was replying to AQ Geiger. Instead of raising everyone elses quality of life, they would rather lower ours.

[GeronL]

Maybe you should shop this book to the companies that produce psychiatry textbooks?

[valleygal]

I had my red,white and blue flag magnet stolen. So I went and bought another one. I take them off the car whenever I went into a store or some place. Then put them back on later. But it's been awhile now since I put them back on.

[stands2reason]

I got you beat. I listen to alternative and progressive rock and classical music; I'm a modern art fan; I have no kids, plus I'm a Summat Buddhist who burns incense.

But I'm also a Southerner and even worse, a Texan!