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DUmmie FUnnies 02-09-05 ("Gore-Clark 2008")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 9, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 02/09/2005 5:12:28 AM PST by PJ-Comix

The DUmmies have put their collective heads together and came up with the “dream” political ticket for the next presidential election as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, “Gore-Clark 2008.” Okay, this might not be the absolute WORST ticket since Gore-Evil Elf would exceed it as a political disaster but it is close. I am really looking forward to the Gore-Clark 2008 campaign. Already I can envision Gore screeching ala “HE BETRAYED US!!!” while the buttons go popping off his jacket due to his enormous weight gain. As to Clark, it is always fun to count how few times the fired ex-general’s eyes blink. BTW, no way the Clintons would ever permit their puppet, Clark, to run on a ticket with Gore but let the DUmmies dream on. The wild DUmmie political strategizing is in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, looking forward to this 2008 comedy act, is in the [brackets]:

Gore-Clark 2008. Gore has the name recognition and the following, and his Presidency was interrupted by a corrupt Supreme Court. He is owed, besides the fact that he is probably the best political candidate - at the very least one of the very best political candidates - that Democrats have.

[If Algore is the best candidate you have then the Democrats are in worse trouble than I thought.]

General Wesley Clark I can't say enough good things about. He was my clear choice throughout the primaries from start to finish. Unfortunately he has no experience in elected office and not nearly the name recognition or political following that a long-time national figure like Gore has. The Vice-Presidency will give him that experience, which really does matter, and the exposure too. I have no doubt that under Gore he, like Gore under Clinton, would be a highly involved VP and not Quaylish window dressing. I look at VP seasoning as a positive consideration, not an obstacle. For fellow Clark fans, that means 16 years topside instead of just 8, assuming things work out, so not to fret.

[Clark is rumored to have blinked twice in 2004.]

that 's really the ticket I'm hoping to see.

[Me too!]

I like Hillary a lot, but Gore would be a better candidate. I am glad you posted this. I thought I was the only one who hadn't forgotten him.

[Gone but not forgotten. Ah, the fond memories: Space alien orange makeup. Huffing and puffing like a shmuck in the middle of a debate. “No controlling legal authority.” Prosthetic crotch enhancers. Deep throating Tipper in front of millions. “HE BETRAYED US!!!” Yes, bring back Al. So maybe he will come back a few sizes bigger but that will make him even FUNNIER!]

"Party of the People." That should be our theme.

[How original! Let’s see. That theme has been rehashed by the Democrats for every election for about the last 70 years.]

Done. Lets do it! Couldn't be better leaders at a better time.

[Best comedy team ever!]

I'm just afraid that Gore has the "sore loser nutcase" label.

[Really??? Wherever did you get such a strange idea?]

After he "lost" the 2000 election he disappeared, grew the big beard and that's when they started the insanity bullshit. You saw how the corporate media took the clips of his speeches when he was impassioned and played them off like he was nuts. I think Gore might be considered damaged goods.

[Yeah, those “HE BETRAYED US!!!” rantings were altered to just make Gore appear to be nuts when he really delivered the speeches in a calm, deliberate manner.]

Maybe now that Dems finally seem to have woken up about playing nice vs smear politics, we'll smear back. I know I will.

[I know you will smear too. You’ve already had plenty of practice at it.]

Well the policy speeches he gave last year were taken out of context. The media played only the parts where he was very angry and loud and ran them over and over and implied that he was insane.

[Yeah. Gore only APPEARED to be insane when screeching “HE BETRAYED US!!!” What a bum rap.]

Gore gets into that preacher revival voice too much for my taste. He should learn to save it for a few forceful points and moderate it otherwise.

[And cut out a great comedy routine? No way!]

I don't think speeches from five years earlier will have much relevance, but if you're talking about his speaking style in general, then I agree he should probably tone it down a little. Al has kind of a tin ear when it comes to rousing the rabble.

[Thank you for your constructive advice on rabble rousing.]

The perception of him through the media is that of an unhinged person on the verge of madness. I love Gore but my fear is that the media image of him will stick all too well in the minds of the ignorant.

[It’s so unfair. Algore only suffers from the PERCEPTION of him as an unhinged person on the verge of madness when in actual fact he is as sane as Vincent Van Gogh.]

Why all the fantasy threads when BBV means we can't even vote?

[True. Those Diebold voting machines are already preset for the 2008 election to vote for the Fascist Candidate. We own ALL your BBVs (and your BVDs).]

I don't think many Dems or newbies here at DU even know they can't vote anymore. So I see a lot of hoping to get something from Santa when he's been killed and his body stuffed in the chimney.

[True. Since those BBV machines are already preset for 2008, there is NO NEED to vote then. So just stay home on 2008 Election Day.]

Gore kinda brings to mind an certain awkwardness that's easy to like, but harder to respect (in the physical sense, Goofy comes to mind). Strong leader is not what I see before my eyes when I see Gore.

[But Funny is what I see when I see Gore. DEFINITELY funny!]

If Dean can't improve his image with mainstream America, then Gore is definately finished goods, because he endorsed Dean. And they are wedded and tied at the hip.

[I’m trying to figure out what is funnier: the Dean Scream or the Gore Screech?]


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KEYWORDS: algore; dummies
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To: PJ-Comix

21 posted on 02/09/2005 6:08:32 AM PST by petercooper ("I hate the Republicans, and everything they stand for." - New DNC Chairman, Howard Dean Jan-05)
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To: PJ-Comix
"Party of the People." That should be our theme.

Right. Even though the party leadership is hostile to to the moral, religious, and marraige practices of the country.

22 posted on 02/09/2005 6:09:27 AM PST by KC_Conspirator (This space outsourced to India)
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To: PJ-Comix
I will never forget when Clinton/Owlgore were on their way to D.C. for the first inauguration and they stopped by Monticello when Owlgore pointed to the busts of Franklin, John Paul Jones, Lafayette, and Washington that are displayed in the Tea Room and asked, "Who are these guys?" (Rush played it many times and has the tape in his archives)

A few years later on our tour of Monticello I asked the guide about that. She delighted in telling us how appalled she was that Owlgore actually sat in Jefferson's chair in the library, a definite NO-NO!

23 posted on 02/09/2005 6:10:02 AM PST by Budge (<>< Sit Nomen Domini benedictum. <><)
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To: PJ-Comix
"Maybe now that Dems finally seem to have woken up about playing nice vs smear politics, we'll smear back. I know I will."

[I know you will smear too. You’ve already had plenty of practice at it.]

Did someone say smear? Like a greasy smear on the pavement after being squished by an SUV? Yep, that's the right kind of smear...

Hey PJ, not single [LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]. Wassup widat?

24 posted on 02/09/2005 6:26:29 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (lex orandi, lex credendi)
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To: PJ-Comix
"Party of the People." That should be our theme.

Well, how can that be your theme when MOST of the people vote Republican? :D

25 posted on 02/09/2005 6:31:48 AM PST by Echo Talon (http://echotalon.blogspot.com/)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel
Hey PJ, not single [LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]. Wassup widat?

The LFT Brigade is mucked up in a quagmire - okay not really - we're out getting coffee and resting up for this weekend's training course: When Irony Kills by Ann Coulter - humor saturation to increase our tolerance levels.

Appears several members of the LFT have suffered mental trauma, along with hysterical laughter and spewing of coffee while trying to mole our way deeper into DU. Its dangerous work. We've got one trooper in ICU who can't catch her breath. Poor thing - she's been laughing all weekend.

26 posted on 02/09/2005 6:44:52 AM PST by Fenris6 (3 Purple Hearts in 4 months w/o missing a day of work? He's either John Rambo or a Fraud)
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To: PJ-Comix
Well now, let us remember all the good things algore has done for us. The blog world and FR must thank him because he gave us all this wonderful thing called the Internet. Without his invention of the Internet we might have a harder time pointing out what a phsycotic, compulsive liar he is! Hahaha
27 posted on 02/09/2005 6:45:28 AM PST by CAluvdubya (From the RED part of California)
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To: PJ-Comix

...I don't think many Dems or newbies here at DU even know they can't vote anymore...

I don't think many people at DU realize how delusional they are either.


28 posted on 02/09/2005 6:47:24 AM PST by planekT
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To: PJ-Comix
"Party of the People." That should be our theme.

[How original! Let’s see. That theme has been rehashed by the Democrats for every election for about the last 70 years.]

Also a theme rehashed by Communists for about as long.

29 posted on 02/09/2005 6:52:07 AM PST by BJClinton (Kinky Friedman for Governor: Why the hell not?)
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To: PJ-Comix

Now wait a second here; I'm not so sure the DUmmies are differentiating between the failed presidential candidate Wesley Clark and the long-ago attorney general Ramsey Clark.

I could be wrong, but it does seem to me at least a couple of the DUmmies are thinking "Ramsey," and not "Wesley."


30 posted on 02/09/2005 6:53:54 AM PST by franksolich (Norge uber alles)
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To: PJ-Comix

GORE-CLARK 2008? Not gonna happen.

Hillary won't stand for it.


31 posted on 02/09/2005 6:54:35 AM PST by peacebaby ("...please refrain from impugning my integrity." Dr. Condoleezza Rice, 1/18/05)
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To: PJ-Comix
General Wesley Clark I can't say enough good things about.

And your about the only one!
32 posted on 02/09/2005 7:18:48 AM PST by RetroWarrior ("We count it death to falter, not to die")
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To: BJClinton

Actually, they should change it to "The Party People."


33 posted on 02/09/2005 7:21:45 AM PST by RetroWarrior ("We count it death to falter, not to die")
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To: PJ-Comix
Why all the fantasy threads when BBV means we can't even vote?

Oh, I see. They didn't win this round of Go Fish so they're going to go sit in the corner and pout instead of playing another hand. Got it.

34 posted on 02/09/2005 7:22:27 AM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: ReeWalker
Santa when he's been killed and his body stuffed in the chimney.

And if anyone else comes into my home unannounced, this will happen to you as well!
35 posted on 02/09/2005 7:30:21 AM PST by RetroWarrior ("We count it death to falter, not to die")
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To: PJ-Comix
[If Algore is the best candidate you have then the Democrats are in worse trouble than I thought.]

Kinda says it all, no???

36 posted on 02/09/2005 7:44:54 AM PST by March I up
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To: PJ-Comix
Hey, PJ, I think you've got it. We own ALL your BBVs (and your BVDs)

Remember just after the mid-term elections in 2002 when DU somehow got hacked, and the popup appeared "All your senate are belong to us!"..... Maybe this would be the logical next 'hack' - All your BBV are belong to us!

37 posted on 02/09/2005 8:26:04 AM PST by BreitbartSentMe (Ex-Democrat since 2001)
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To: ReeWalker

See, that's the problem with Dummies. They actually do believe in Sant Claus, only his name is "the government".


38 posted on 02/09/2005 8:32:41 AM PST by chesley
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Done. Lets do it! Couldn't be better leaders at a better time.

Is it that easy for the 'rats. Just "lets do it" and its a done deal? Lets see if it works for us. Limbaugh/Rice/08. Done! Lets do it!

39 posted on 02/09/2005 8:51:31 AM PST by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: chesley
See, that's the problem with Dummies. They actually do believe in Sant Claus, only his name is "the government".

Well, Theodore H. White hit the nail on the head in "The Making of the President - 1964" where he compared the two parties, "The Republicans are the party of virtue, the Democrats are the party of Santa Claus."
40 posted on 02/09/2005 8:51:59 AM PST by Nowhere Man (We have enough youth, how about a Fountain of Smart?)
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