DUmmie FUnnies 02-04-05 (DUmmies OUTRAGED At Being Labeled "Extremist")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 4, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Purrcival]

[Happy 25th birthday on Sunday, Madam]

...from your keyboard to God's eyes. :-)

Believe me, there is a heckuva lot I would do differently if I could re-live the last 25 years. For one thing, I would skip the part of that time where I thought of myself as a Democrat.

Thanks for the b-day wishes, franksolich, and may God heap his blessings on you in return.

[Purrcival]

Omigosh! Where did you dig that ad up? Reminds me of the ads for the "Sea Monkeys" that I used to see in the comic books as a kid.

[luvie]

So they don't like being called extremists? If the tin-foil hat fits...

ONE SIZE FITS ALL--DUMMIES!!!!

[Charles Henrickson]

Just call me "Barney Google"!

[luvie]

GROVEL---BIG TIME!

[Purrcival]

Thanks for posting that vile thread. I missed it, and now that I've read it, I'm infuriated. Maybe it never occurred to the DUmmies that as one who has been a POW who has been tortured, John McCain would know the difference between what is, and what isn't, torture? Maybe it never occurred to the DUmmies that McCain voted for Gonzales because he did not believe that Gonzales supports torture, or that he ever advocated torture? No, the DUmmies look at everything through their "hate-everything-Bush" rage. They are incapable of seeing things any other way.

[JCRoberts]

Please add me to your ping list

[Purrcival]

Love your sig line

[franksolich]

Yeah, this is one of those cases, Madam, where one has wild "mood swings" about the Dummies in that cesspool of intestinally-processed corn.

One goes from surprise that there are actually people who think the way DUmmies do, to confusion why there are people who think the way DUmmies do, to anger that there are people who think the way DUmmies do, to weary resignation that yes, there are people who think the way DUmmies do, to the Christian compassion we are compelled to have for the poor in spirit, and the stupid and the ignorant.....but that particular thread, about John McCain being tortured for six years in a Vietnamese prison, well, I lost all sense of Christian charity and compassion.

Sometimes it is very hard, Madam, to be good.

[Purrcival]

Actually, I think that poster was saying that since FR wasn't listed on the Extremist List web site, the Extremist List web site has "no credibility". The DUmmies are soooooooo far to the left of us, we can't even see 'em. And they think they're "mainstream" or just "liberal", so you know they have to think we're "extremists".

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #596.

[SaveTheChief]

Thanks :)

[RetroWarrior]

and a star (for donating) On DU, you can't even use the search function without being a donor.

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #597.

[zip]

ping

[volvox]

I normally just lurk because I read these pretty late after they are posted, but the past few have been so funny and frightening at the same time. I enjoy reading everyone's comments and these help me remember who the left really is.

Anyway, my comment--I have so desperately wanted to post to the DUmmies lately that if you really hate the policies of this country so much, then you should just leave. They have such hatred against us and they don't think they are extremists. How sad. Anyway, I can't post it because I am on my first account on the DU and I still haven't broken the 700 club. Maybe eventually.

[Duke Nukum]

Speaking of Ward Churchill, he makes $100,000/year for being an a-hole. And a fake Amerindian, but mostly an a-hole.

That's just incredible to me.

I could be an even bigger a-hole then Winston but I don't think I could go through a U system stroking Marxist profs to get there.

I read he dropped the grade of a female student from and A to a C for doing an article on him exposing his fake ancestry.

I also couldn't do that. If someone exposed my fake ancestry, I'd give them an automatic A for the semester and tell them they didn't need to show up for class if they didn't want to, 'cause that's just the kind of thing I admire in a person.

But that's all just theoretical 'cause first I'd need a real ancestry to build the fake one around. Maybe I could start by wearing Jack Nicholson sun glasses (This was the bit tip off to me. I don't know why but it just rang so false).

[EllaMinnow]

This is the kind of nugget that keeps me diving back into the DUmpster:

_______________________________________________
Edited on Fri Feb-04-05 06:44 PM by Kahuna

Liberals make more of an effort to follow Christ's
teachings than the so-called fundies ever did. Jesus hates pious hypocrisy. You win no favors with God by being "holier-than-thou." As far as God/Jesus is concerned we're all in the same boat. How we treat each other is how he will separate the chafe from the wheat. That's it. Period.

________________________________________________

Because nothing is more piously hypocritical than a DUmmie being sanctimonious. Besides that, I hate it when my wheat chafes.

[franksolich]

Be careful in there, sir; tread lightly.

I haven't been exposed yet, but probably I am just super-cautious, posting pretty much meaningless comments.

I am waiting to trip up the flatulent "William Pitt," or the prevaricating "Packamama," or the misanthropic "Faye," or the boryborygmous "Andy Stephenson," but man, it takes time.....and patience.

[speed_addiction]

DUmmie Faye "And then they called me an extremist, and I was all ohmygod!"

Faye's real name is Darlene. In truth she has a nice rack and ass. Got the pics to prove it. Yeah, I get around.