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DUmmie FUnnies 02-03-05 (INSANE DUmmie RAGE At Bush SOTU Speech)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 3, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 02/03/2005 4:28:22 AM PST by PJ-Comix

The insane rage of the DUmmies sparked by last night’s State of the Union Address by President Bush will take your breath away as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, “My take on the crying mother of the Marine.” Little of the DUmmie ranting is actually about the mother of the marine since most of it is nothing but blind insane animalistic FURY directed at Bush. We lead off with the absolutely loco raging of DUmmie Husb2Sparkly followed by other hateful DUmmie commentary in Bolshevik Red. The commentary of your humble correspondent, gasping for breath at the intense DUmmie hate, is in the [brackets]:

First, I admit to not really watching Chimpus Khan's State of the Reich blather. I specifically planned to replace a faulty light fixture tonight so I would not have to watch it. I knew Sparkly would want to cuz she likes to watch her enemies. Anyway, it was on and I came into the room just as the woman was crying and holding her husband. I did not hear who they were or why they were there. I found out only after the speech.

[You need to replace your faulty fixture in your brain, DUmmie Husb2Sparkly. Not only did you not hear who the woman and her husband were, you didn’t really care. You just wanted to coldly use them to segue into your HATE Bush rant. So continue with the ranting…]

If I had the tragic misfortune of having lost a child to this senseless and evil imperialism and saw that stage managed PR stunt - and that is ALL it was - I would be raging more than I am now.

[It is a bit hard to imagine how you could rage more than you are about to, DUmmie Husb2Sparkly, so let ‘er rip…]

How DARE that mother f*cking, low life, c*ck s*cking, sh*t head, self involved, incurious, inflexible, moronic looking, simpleton asshole, simian appearing, sperm lottery winning, son of a warmonger warmonger, toady, dictatorial, reptilian, intellectual midget, f*ckwad, pissant, arrogant, snickering, emotionless, manipulative, dickhead, sh*t licking, slothful, avaricious, traitorous, lazy, bedwetter use the grief of a real person to further his agenda?

[WHEW! Don’t hold back, DUmmie Husb2Sparkly. Continue with your spew.]

Were I the parent of a lost soldier I would be outraged beyond belief. He pulls that stunt for the pure PR value and we're supposed to think he cares about the troops as anything more than cannon fodder? We're supposed to think he cares about the troops or their families as people? he has NEVER gotten his sorry, warty ass to one - NOT F*CKING ONE - funeral of a fallen soldier.

[Methinks the President has been to many MORE military funerals (away from the cameras) than you ever thought of going to, DUmmie Husb2Sparkly. But don’t this stop you from spitting out your venom. Continue...]

He is the most despicable person I can imagine, even looking back on world history. NO ONE is worse than he is. Not Hitler. Not Genghis Khan. Not Hannibal. Not Napoleon. No One. Not Lucifer himself.

[Worse than Pee Wee Herman even? Let us make sure your Hannibal Lecter face mask is firmly secure so you can continue with your blind rage…]

NO ONE IN ALL OF HISTORY is worse than this twit who has become the single most powerful and feared man on earth.

[Yes, yes. Worse than Saddam even. Now take another handful of Meds so you can continue screeching…]

How Dare He Use Those People?
He's a Bush.
That's how he dares.
The very *best* of that whole f*cking clan is pond scum. And they go down from there.
They've stolen our country. They've anally raped the world.
And that woman who cried on cue? How stupid must she be? To allow herself to be used.
Anger and amazement.

[Right now I’m feeling anger and amazement at how quickly you slammed that marine’s mother right on the heels of proclaiming false sympathy for her for your own political agenda of blindly hating Bush.]

God, please end this nightmare. PLEASE GOD. End it NOW. The world will not last for as long as this junta might remain in power.

[Well, we know your mind hasn’t lasted even this long, DUmmie Husb2Sparkly. And now let us watch as the other DUmmies cluck in sympathy with your highly acidic bile.]

I couldn't bring myself to watch either. Unlike you, I prefer to economize on adjectives and I, too, might run out of them if I had bothered to watch. Part of me wants to resist everything he does and part just wants to let him do it all and see how loved he is then. I do look forward to the day I can look at people who supported him and say, "I TOLD YOU SO."

[The Iraq elections came off smoothly and with much popular support---“I TOLD YOU SO.”]

tell us how you really feel!!....my sentiments exactly..thank you for saying what i have been screaming in my home..the tv is on borrowed time..any minute now the shoes are going through the screen!!

[DUmmie flyarm admitting to being as NUTTY as Dummie Husb2Sparkly. Perhaps they share the same Meds.]

Dandy rant!!! I'm proud of you. Wish I was as articulate.

[Try primal screaming and beating your head senselessly into a brick wall for practice so you can be as “articulate as DUmmie Husb2Sparkly.]

You should have listened to William Pitt. I did what he did. Turn the bastard off. Turn you back on the little simian.

[That probably won’t stop Pied Piper Pitt from eventually pontificating on the Bush SOTU speech. But then sheer ignorance has never stopped him before.]

I am so broken mentally by this regime that I have a hard time to get going on a good rant.

[Don’t worry, DUmmie Husb2Sparkly can pick up the slack.]

I couldn't watch the obscenity, & I'm pissed at the American people for not stopping this f*cking demon in a suit.

[Thus spaketh Dummie mopaul, a vile bile spewer of much reknown.]

I can't stand to be around anyone ...who doesn't think exactly like you. Anyone who does not see the utter corruption of the Bush corporate cabal is stupid beyond redemption.

[This message of tolerance was brought to you by DUmmie tabasco.]

Very appropriate description of the Evil War Monkey King!

[Isn’t that how the CBC up in Canada also describes Bush?]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bushhaters; demresponse; dummies; sotu
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To: Darkwolf377

["I can't stand to be around anyone ...who doesn't think exactly like you."

The DUmmie Mantra]

And then they have the nerve to label as "lemmings" or "myrmidons" or "sheeple", anyone who doesn't think the way they do.


201 posted on 02/03/2005 12:55:59 PM PST by Purrcival (George W. Bush IS my president (and he is the DUmmies' President, too))
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To: pissant
that mother f*cking, low life, c*ck s*cking, sh*t head, self involved, incurious, inflexible, moronic looking, simpleton asshole, simian appearing, sperm lottery winning, son of a warmonger warmonger, toady, dictatorial, reptilian, intellectual midget, f*ckwad, pissant, arrogant, snickering, emotionless, manipulative, dickhead, sh*t licking, slothful, avaricious, traitorous, lazy, bedwetter

Hey, this guy's taking your name in vain!

202 posted on 02/03/2005 1:03:48 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Where's pissant?)
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To: Purrcival
I see that this board has a large number of military and retired military personnel

You're right! Probably at least a quarter of the Freepers have service time. More than that the people claiming military backgrounds here really have them. I've noticed that some of the DU types claiming military time make very basic mistakes about military culture that anyone with real time in would know.

Further, our military is all volunteer. If you're enlisting you have to know that there's a pretty good chance that you're going to have to put you money where your mouth is.

The thing to remember is that these people (DU types) are defacto sympathizers to the terrorists. All I wish is that they would actually say what they really think.

203 posted on 02/03/2005 1:04:07 PM PST by An Old Marine (Freedom isn't Free)
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To: trisham
a symptom of a personality disorder

Or maybe they are just on the other side. Defacto sympathizers to terrorists and tyrants.

204 posted on 02/03/2005 1:06:29 PM PST by An Old Marine (Freedom isn't Free)
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To: Charles Henrickson

thanks for the heads up. I'm going to sue!


205 posted on 02/03/2005 1:07:47 PM PST by pissant
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To: San Jacinto
I specifically planned to replace a faulty light fixture tonight so I would not have to watch. . . .

Better to change a light fixture than to curse the Chimpus.

206 posted on 02/03/2005 1:10:01 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (How many DUmmies does it take to change a light fixture?)
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To: Purrcival
Maybe the DUmmies will report their success or failure in therapy on DU and we will be able to enjoy it as well. With the help of PJ of course.
207 posted on 02/03/2005 1:22:37 PM PST by Ditter
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To: Former Dodger; jellybean
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The Clinton Legacy Cookbook .


208 posted on 02/03/2005 1:28:48 PM PST by christie
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To: PJ-Comix
Must be lonely on the Ash Heap of Histoir(a little Rushlingo)! These people are completely immersed in their own hatred to hate peoples Freedom is pathetic.

Pray for W and Our Freedom Fighting Soldiers

209 posted on 02/03/2005 1:30:58 PM PST by bray (Iraq Freed Politically and Pray it will be Freed Spiritually)
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To: Sovek
Welcome aboard, PINGEE #593.

p.s. Volume UP on Rocky "Getting Stronger" theme tune as played by the rock band, Evil War Monkey King.

210 posted on 02/03/2005 1:38:14 PM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: freepy smurf

[all the self-righteous sophomoric leftist bumper stickers on the back of their Volvo?]

...or Yugo


211 posted on 02/03/2005 1:39:15 PM PST by Purrcival (George W. Bush IS my president (and he is the DUmmies' President, too))
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To: dr_pat
Who will be dancing at the top of those 600 steps, PJ?

Our Glorious Emperor, Chimpus Khan.

212 posted on 02/03/2005 1:39:28 PM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
*hand smacks forehead*

Doh!

...of course...
213 posted on 02/03/2005 1:41:24 PM PST by dr_pat (There are 10 kinds of people in the world - those who get binary, and those who don't.)
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To: christie

Yea!! Thanks Christie...I still laugh when I read the cookbook!


214 posted on 02/03/2005 2:04:22 PM PST by jellybean (Free Ol' Crusty!)
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To: Chad Fairbanks

Ran across some interesting real band names last night--

Birthday Massacre

The Black Dahlia Murder

and my personal favorite:

Me First and the Gimme Gimmes


215 posted on 02/03/2005 2:10:02 PM PST by stands2reason
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To: hattend

Check it out....


216 posted on 02/03/2005 2:42:00 PM PST by stands2reason (Liberals! Beware the Perfect Rovian Storm [All Hail the Evil War Monkey King, Chimpus Khan!])
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To: stands2reason

HEY!!! LOL!


217 posted on 02/03/2005 2:44:47 PM PST by hattend (Liberals! Beware the Perfect Rovian Storm [All Hail, Chimpus Khan!])
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To: PJ-Comix
I want a regular publishing company and one that will pay for my cartoonists to do a whole series of related color comix that will be on the CD-ROM insert that goes with the DUFU book.

You're spending too much time at DU. Don't you know that with the exception of Regnery, publishing houses are filled with people who lean left, don't you? They do not want to show the truth of the left any more than the MSM does.

218 posted on 02/03/2005 3:10:29 PM PST by stands2reason
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To: hattend

I took it out. It's yours. :-)


219 posted on 02/03/2005 3:12:58 PM PST by stands2reason
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To: stands2reason

You're too kind. Thanks!


220 posted on 02/03/2005 3:18:01 PM PST by hattend (Liberals! Beware the Perfect Rovian Storm [All Hail the Evil War Monkey King, Chimpus Khan!])
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