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Terrorists Take Wrong Doll Hostage
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| 2/1/04
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Posted on 02/01/2005 2:37:06 PM PST by crushkerry
By now we're sure you've heard about the Doll taken hostage by the terrorists, who threatened to behead it. This shows me the terrorists aren't very smart. They should have taken a French doll hostage. If they did they'd be occupying Paris by now and the French people would be assembling Peugeots to be used in suicide bombings at a record pace.
TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: hoax; iraq; johnadam; terrorists; toy
To: Grampa Dave; LincolnLover; jmstein7; backinthefold; .cnI redruM; OXENinFLA; Badeye; K1avg; ...
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posted on
02/01/2005 2:37:29 PM PST
by
crushkerry
(Visit www.crushkerry.com to see John Kerry's positions filleted))
To: crushkerry
You're on to something. Imagine if this had been able to float for another few days how Teddy'd have said this was further proof of the need to abandon the Iraqis, quicker than he abandoned Mary Jo.
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posted on
02/01/2005 2:39:04 PM PST
by
elhombrelibre
(Liberalism is proof that intelligent people can ignore as much as the ignorant.)
To: crushkerry
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posted on
02/01/2005 2:40:05 PM PST
by
ChadGore
(VISUALIZE 62,041,268 Bush fans.)
To: ChadGore
They'll do the French doll later......
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posted on
02/01/2005 2:48:37 PM PST
by
Ernest_at_the_Beach
(A Proud member of Free Republic ~~The New Face of the Fourth Estate since 1996.)
To: ChadGore
Well, the MSM couldn't be skeptical. That's not their role. Their role is to take at face value what their beloved "insurgents" say.
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posted on
02/01/2005 2:48:51 PM PST
by
elhombrelibre
(Liberalism is proof that intelligent people can ignore as much as the ignorant.)
To: crushkerry
Watch out! A suicide car bomber!
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posted on
02/01/2005 2:49:27 PM PST
by
lowbridge
To: lowbridge
I'm not folling around . . .
. . . this time!
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posted on
02/01/2005 3:08:12 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
(Big government is still a big problem.)
To: crushkerry
I don't know, some old frog took a couple of potshots at some pedestrians who kicked his car a couple of days ago!
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posted on
02/01/2005 4:08:47 PM PST
by
CaptRon
(Pedecaris alive or Raisuli dead)
To: crushkerry
Mr Potatohead is safe! He is all head so how could he be beheaded?
My sister had a headless Barbie once. She always blamed me. "snicker". I think it was because of a French guillotine or something.
To: o_zarkman44
Damn! My sister cut all my Barbie's hair off and made her bald-headed.
You two would have made a great couple!
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posted on
02/01/2005 10:01:17 PM PST
by
bonfire
To: bonfire
Great Minds Think Alike! ;)
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