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DUmmie FUnnies 01-30-05 (DUmmies Slam Iraq Elections)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 30, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/30/2005 4:52:09 PM PST by PJ-Comix

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To: Boomer Geezer

PNAC=Project for the New American Century

The Project for the New American Century is a non-profit educational organization dedicated to a few fundamental propositions: that American leadership is good both for America and for the world; that such leadership requires military strength, diplomatic energy and commitment to moral principle; and that too few political leaders today are making the case for global leadership.


101 posted on 01/30/2005 8:48:12 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (Michael Moore announced his next project: a film looking at voter fraud for the Oscars.)
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To: dirtbiker
Afghanistan has oil? This is news to me....

Stupid DUmmies can't even get that right--it's IRAQI OIL and AFGHANISTAN OPIUM!!!! Get it right, already!

102 posted on 01/30/2005 8:56:17 PM PST by luvie ("SELF GOVERNMENT RELIES, IN THE END, ON THE GOVERNING OF THE SELF" GWB 1-20-05 AMEN!)
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To: franksolich

Maybe she's disappointed that she was never a waitress sandwich? She should move to DC where her ambition can be easily fulfilled.


103 posted on 01/30/2005 11:49:59 PM PST by Duke Nukum ("They think we're not generous? Mr. Scott, prepare to beam over billions of cats to the U.N.")
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To: SlightOfTongue

Dang! That sounds so authentic my blood was beginning to boil! that "/Sarcasm" saved my blood pressure.


104 posted on 01/30/2005 11:59:40 PM PST by Duke Nukum ("They think we're not generous? Mr. Scott, prepare to beam over billions of cats to the U.N.")
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To: PJ-Comix

Nick Berger thought like your DUmmies are thinking right now...and the terrorists cut his head off anyway.

One does have to wonder, however, if the terrorists were especially slow with a blade on each of them, if even one of the current DUmmies would understand that the terrorists' hate was their real enemy...before they no longer thought at all (not that it would be any great change from their ordinary daily behavior).

105 posted on 01/31/2005 12:01:52 AM PST by Southack (Media Bias means that Castro won't be punished for Cuban war crimes against Black Angolans in Africa)
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To: PJ-Comix

It was said on the news here this morning that even the United Nations said this election was free and fair. Our Democrat friends should eat a massive bowl of shut the bloody hell up.

Regards, Ivan


106 posted on 01/31/2005 12:05:23 AM PST by MadIvan (Gothic. Freaky. Conservative. - http://www.rightgoths.com/)
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To: Duke Nukum

I got a laugh out of this one:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2542198

It's a bumper sticker like a serious campaign would never have.


107 posted on 01/31/2005 12:36:17 AM PST by Duke Nukum ("They think we're not generous? Mr. Scott, prepare to beam over billions of cats to the U.N.")
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To: PJ-Comix
They're a sham, and the quagmire will continue; today's events don't change anything.

Sounds like they gave up on their other project for yesterday. They had a thread (someone on the election live thread posted a link) to record all the terrorist attacks, suicide bombings, etc. because they knew, knew these things would get no coverage in the media, and their thread would be a valuable resource (gag!).

It was truly awful. When I saw it, about half the comments had been removed by the moderator -- presumably those that objected to the grisly tone of the thread or maintained that such incidents were remarkably low given the high turnout.

108 posted on 01/31/2005 2:35:23 AM PST by maryz
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To: PJ-Comix

I'd love to be a lousy freeper troll, I just can't stand smell over at DU!


109 posted on 01/31/2005 2:43:29 AM PST by endthematrix (Declare 2005 as the year the battle for freedom from tax slavery!)
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To: Dashing Dasher
I've always thought Faye was uglier.

She posted her pic on DU and yeah, she's pretty ugly. Seems to be a trend with the Lefties. I guess that is why they are that way -- they need a sense of self-importance and entitlement to overcome the fact they just can't make it life.

110 posted on 01/31/2005 4:33:39 AM PST by freedumb2003 (Don't bring a moped to a car fight)
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To: dirtbiker
Afghanistan has oil? This is news to me....

There is some truth to this as Afghanistan has a pipeline that was built with an American contract. I believe thats what those pinko hippies are referring to. The gains made by the pipeline are hardly enough to make up for the costs though...but um, ok.

111 posted on 01/31/2005 5:05:18 AM PST by smith288 ("Bravery is not a reaction to fear but the act of ignoring it from honor.")
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To: ariamne
You have nothing to lose but your freedom, your children, and your lives.

You ain't losing anything. Some of us listened to the President's inauguration address and sighed with relief thinking "FINALLY!"

Now if he'd just let us off the lease we could make terrorists an endangered species.

112 posted on 01/31/2005 5:35:54 AM PST by An Old Marine (Freedom isn't Free)
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To: Duke Nukum

The DUmmie "Faye" was the one, sir, who outed one of our favorite and most-aesthetic Free Republican friends, who was attempting, desperately, to spread illumination and enlightenment over in DUmmieland; for that reason, I have since been watching DUmmie "Faye" like a hawk.

My private goal is to get the real DUmmie "Faye" ousted from DUmmieland as a "troll," a Rovian or conservative Republican "plant." I am working on it, but it is a long row to hoe.


113 posted on 01/31/2005 6:34:00 AM PST by franksolich (always annoyingly polite)
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To: endthematrix

It takes guts, sir, real intestinal fortitude, to hang around over there. I was born with a strong stomach, but I always keep a clothes-pin at hand, for pinning shut the nose, when I go there.


114 posted on 01/31/2005 6:37:49 AM PST by franksolich (always annoyingly polite)
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To: freedumb2003; Dashing Dasher; JLO; DJ MacWoW

Well, it's true, sir, that the DUmmie "Faye" is not going to win any beauty contests, but she stymies me, because she does have the potential to be more attractive.

This potential to be a beautiful person is there, but the DUmmie "Faye" angrily and vigorously suppresses it.

This is what fascinates me about DUmmies in DUmmieland; most of them COULD BE attractive people (in the sense of personality, too), and most of them HAVE the means, the tools, the opportunities, to be attractive people--but the DUmmies instead seem obsessed with uglifying themselves.

Now, to be honest, sir, there are perhaps women on Free Republic who are dumpy, frumpy, and lumpy, but an important distinction has to be made here. Free Republicans, as a general rule, are outgoing, friendly, optimistic people; people who enjoy smiling.

Better a fat farmwife with a pleasant countenance, than a "sex-bomb" whose facial features are contorted, distorted, with Hate, Fury, Rage, and Anger.


115 posted on 01/31/2005 6:46:00 AM PST by franksolich (always annoyingly polite)
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To: CAluvdubya

Sometimes it takes time, sir, when one asks a question on a thread. Because people are in twenty-four different time-zones, and on Free Republic at sporadic times, it is a "by-chance" thing, that one gets an answer.

But one does, ultimately, get an answer.


116 posted on 01/31/2005 6:55:29 AM PST by franksolich (you're invited to be on the "Norway ping list")
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To: Roscoe Karns
Gee, I wonder why she has trouble holding a job?

She would be amazed at how nice a customer is when the customer is given showers of good service and good attitude.

117 posted on 01/31/2005 7:02:11 AM PST by smith288 ("Bravery is not a reaction to fear but the act of ignoring it from honor.")
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To: PJ-Comix

>>>I PISS on bush's big parade. election schmection.

Motto of the Democratic Wing of The Democratic Party.


118 posted on 01/31/2005 7:43:44 AM PST by .cnI redruM (The Iraqis voted. The insurgency lost. Tell the DU it's over.)
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To: Wormwood
I hope both of them do.

Ba-dum-bum!

119 posted on 01/31/2005 7:50:53 AM PST by Mr. Silverback (A woman needs abortion like a fish needs a bicycle.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Where were the ballots printed - in Iraq - giving someone some business, or in the U.S., or on the copying machine at Halliburton. My apologies to all iraqis who believed in what they were doing. And I hope I'm wrong about the U.S. and media sham of it all. This has got to be the worst day of propaganda that we have ever experienced.

Oh, good freakin' grief...{sputter!} what a bunch of...they just boggle the MIND!

Hey DUer...our copy machine here at Halliburton broke. We used our scanners instead.

Worst day??? This guy is about as ignorant as they come. I wish he could have been here in Iraq and experienced the jubilation of a real election. But he wouldn't have the b@lls to come here.

(I LOVE your comments!)

120 posted on 01/31/2005 8:00:19 AM PST by Allegra (Congratulations, Iraqi Voters and Welcome to Freedom)
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