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DUmmie FUnnies 01-28-05 ("Gore 08, Dean DNC")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 28, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/28/2005 5:08:04 AM PST by PJ-Comix

As you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, “Gore 08, Dean DNC,” the DUmmies are intent on committing political suicide. And I say, “GO FOR IT!!!” Of course, I have a profit driven ulterior motive for hoping for the political comeback of Al Gore since it would probably mean the revival of my Al Gore At The Movies reviews. When I first started those reviews, I got complaints that Al Gore was a has-been and that I was exaggerating his absolute nuttiness. Of course this was before his “HE BETRAYED US!!!” ranting. So let us now watch as the DUmmies propose the destruction of the Democrat Party in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wearing a GORE/DEAN button, is in the [brackets]:

Gore 08, Dean DNC. Anything less is uncivilized.

[True. Go for the SCREAM TEAM!!!]

I feel that only Dean created excitement during the primary (am I wrong? I would have preferred Kucinich, but he never got off the ground. Edwards and Clark were nice and all, but boring) and that Gore is the only Dem with a chance in 2008.

[I agree but could we make room for the Evil Elf as Veep in ’08?]

I do know that Gore does not excite me in the least.

[YOU BETRAYED HIM!!!]

Gore would be a good choice. it would be like Nixon's 68 comeback--8 years after narrowly losing to JFK

[Al Gore---tanned, rested, and WACKY!]

a non dlc Gore, with Dean as his attack dog

[YEEEEEE-AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!]

I'd rather have Dean as Gore's VP

[Sore Gore and the Dean Scream Team. LOVE IT!!!]

I think that it is time that we take Dean off the national ticket and put him to work weeding out the anti grass root folk.

[Any Democrat that shows a trace of sanity must be PURGED!!!]

I could also go with Gore-Boxer in 2008, but not Gore-Wes or Anybody-Wes or Wes-Anybody.

[Gore-Boxer ’08? I’m DROOLING at the thought!]

Sounds good ot me. Why...? Because the GOP media machine wants fresh meat so they can do their shock and awe smear campaign. With Gore it simply wont be effective.

[Could playing and replaying tape of Al Gore screeching, “HE BETRAYED US!!!” be considered a smear campaign?]

Will it play in Montana?

[Of course…..and Wyoming too.]

I could go with Al, easily. He gets better all the time.

[Absolutely. His comedy act gets better all the time.]

Unite behind GORE !!!

[You bet!]

Gore has no thermostat and Dean speaks before he thinks. Am not enthusiastic about either man in roles you suggest.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

And are you saying that Gore is a liar in public settings?

[No. Just in private soirees.]


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KEYWORDS: algore; dummies; howarddean
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Nancy Pelosi could head up a
Desperate House Whips ticket:


41 posted on 01/28/2005 9:58:01 AM PST by Charles Henrickson ("Cracking the whip on America")
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To: PJ-Comix
Gore 08, Dean DNC. Anything less is uncivilized.

I'm not sure about the rest of you, but if you're the nice folks at Grey Poupon, is this the kind of advertising/endorsement you'd want--from the $#$#@ at DU???

Grey Poupon: Anything less....would be $#@$#@ uncivlized $$#$#@!!

42 posted on 01/28/2005 10:15:20 AM PST by GOP_Raider (With a QB named Kerry, is it any wonder the Raiders finished 5-11 this year?)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Dang, Nancy Pelosi with that grimace looks like she hasn't taken a crap since 1972. B-P


43 posted on 01/28/2005 11:58:01 AM PST by Nowhere Man (We have enough youth, how about a Fountain of Smart?)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Dang, Nancy Pelosi with that grimace looks like she hasn't taken a crap since 1972. B-P


44 posted on 01/28/2005 11:59:07 AM PST by Nowhere Man (We have enough youth, how about a Fountain of Smart?)
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To: Nowhere Man

Sorry about the double post, thought the first one didn't go through but it looked like the FR Gremlin held it for a while. B-)


45 posted on 01/28/2005 12:00:37 PM PST by Nowhere Man (We have enough youth, how about a Fountain of Smart?)
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To: Always Right

LOL!!


46 posted on 01/28/2005 1:04:00 PM PST by stands2reason
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To: PJ-Comix
Now THAT's funny. That used to be my tagline. "Gore For The Nomination; Dean For The Head of DNC." It must have been started by a plant. Are you screwing with these morons again?
47 posted on 01/28/2005 1:20:40 PM PST by .cnI redruM (Senator Boxer - For whom the bell curve tolls!)
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To: Repub4bush
Do you think they could get Darrell Hammond to play Gore?

Gee, I hope so. That's the only reason I want to see him run again.

48 posted on 01/28/2005 1:35:02 PM PST by stands2reason
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To: speed_addiction
Man, check out the pair of big

idiots standing behind her.

49 posted on 01/28/2005 1:36:11 PM PST by stands2reason
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To: PJ-Comix

lol, these make my day!


50 posted on 01/28/2005 2:49:12 PM PST by RWR8189 (Its Morning in America Again!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
The Boxer Rebellion begins today!

Barbara Boxer

51 posted on 01/28/2005 2:52:29 PM PST by RWR8189 (Its Morning in America Again!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I Blog BooksNancy Pelosi could head up a Desperate House Whips ticket...

So that's what that expression is. I always wanted to tell her,"Just GO already, Nancy! The little Congreeewoman's room is right outside, for Pete's sake!"
52 posted on 01/28/2005 3:39:26 PM PST by dr_pat (There are 10 kinds of people in the world - those who get binary, and those who don't.)
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To: PJ-Comix

GADZOOKS. GORE???? What the HELL are these goofballs smoking?


53 posted on 01/28/2005 3:41:19 PM PST by The Drowning Witch (Sono La Voce della Nazione Selvaggia)
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To: dr_pat
ahem... Congresswoman's...
54 posted on 01/28/2005 3:41:59 PM PST by dr_pat (There are 10 kinds of people in the world - those who get binary, and those who don't.)
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To: The Drowning Witch

All the RNC has to do is replay the hot tub scene on Saturday Night Live with Al Gore and his candidacy is finished.


55 posted on 01/28/2005 6:01:23 PM PST by Ronaldus Magnus Reagan
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To: PJ-Comix

Wow! DU wants to put Dean on the national ticket to legalize the handing out of weed to grass-root folk!!

That's a great idea!

Them libs will really rally up a storm once they're all zonked on some green-bud Maui Wowi.


56 posted on 01/28/2005 6:11:20 PM PST by Edit35
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To: dubyaismypresident
Hillary is way too conservative for the DUmmies.

Hillary is conservative???

Yeah, and I'm a dancer with the Radio City Rockettes.

Really, back in her truthful days (before 1994 when she and hubby Bill got trounced by the GOP), Hillary was one of the most lefty, union-backing, teacher lobby lover, pro-abortion, welfare-is-the-solution, government-run healthcare, strident feminist, NOW-supporter type ever to set foot in Washington, DC.

Now that the GOP has taken over the House and Senate and White House, the big Shrillary is desparately trying to hide her REAL borderline communist tendancies so as to be a more viable national candidate.

In my mind, she is the most dangerous type of politician because she can so easily morph in and out of different political philosophies so as to better suit her vaulting ambition.

57 posted on 01/28/2005 6:25:06 PM PST by Edit35
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To: PJ-Comix

You also need to resurrect the sound bytes of Algore pandering to an African-American congregation by trying to sound just like a black preacher. Unbelievable.


58 posted on 01/28/2005 8:20:30 PM PST by Purrcival
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To: K4Harty

So it'll be Clinton/Boxer vs. Rice/Whitman?


59 posted on 01/28/2005 9:08:12 PM PST by Ostlandr (Free Leonard Pelteir! Read "In the Spirit of Crazy Horse.")
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To: dubyaismypresident
Hillary is way too conservative for the DUmmies. They hate her.

Hitlery is only "conservative when it suits her agenda. The fact that the DUmmies can't see this only shows how DUmb they really are! They can't see far enough ahead to know, like we do, that she would revert to type (super-liberal) in a heartbeat after winning an election! Better start praying that it never happens!

60 posted on 01/28/2005 10:26:52 PM PST by luvie ("SELF GOVERNMENT RELIES, IN THE END, ON THE GOVERNING OF THE SELF" GWB 1-20-05 AMEN!)
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