Useful Idiot Caption-A-Rama for 24 January 2005

Various | 27 Jan 04 | Me

[Mr. Silverback]

Ladies and Gentlemen...we thank you for coming and enthusiatically welcome you to...
Caption-A-Rama Reloaded: The Second Term!!!

Anti-American/Bush/Reason Idiots on Parade Part I--The Usual Suspects
Before we move on to our main show, the Inauguration Crybaby Nation protests, let's take a spin around the world and take a look at all those folks who'd be out showing off their idiocy no matter what was going on in DC.

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez leads this week's parade of idiots. Check the original caption: "...Chavez holds up a U.S. dollar bill while challenging U.S. President George W. Bush to take a wager on which president will remain in power longer, during a rally outside of the Miraflores Presidential palace in Caracas, Venezuela. Chavez said 'I challenge you to a bet Mr. Bush, one dollar, who will last longer? You in the White House or me in Miraflores?'" Hmmm...well that seems like a sucker bet to me, since you can stuff the ballot box all day long, Hugo. What I will bet a dollar on is that they have to shoot your commie ass to get you out of office.

"Yes, Mr. Bush, pull my finger! We will stink you out, gringo!"

The sign reads, "'I am Colombian, Chavez is my President." Unfortunately, "Whether I like it or not" was too big to fit on the sign.

This Chavez supporter is holding a sign that reads "Bush and Uribe, world terrorists." Uribe, as you will recall, is the President of Colombia. Now I just have one question for this dude: Senor, do you know that you're marching in the same parade as the guy in the next photo, and if so, do you realize how unbelievably stupid you look?

Not only does he like Che and Osama, but it appears he's had plastic surgery so he can look just like Saddam without the mustache.

The poster reads "Critter and Vampire, Venezuela must be respected.' So once again, the Left's opposition to the administration is understandable, since they believe it's a nest of the undead. Unfortunately, they hate the Cross and holy water, so that's two big weapons out of their arsenal right from the get-go.

The day after the Inauguration, the Cuban state newspaper ran the headline "No more massacres, Mr. President." Man, that's like the Los Angeles Times running "No more sunny weather, Mr. President" as a headline.

A young man protests in Moscow...with a Red flag...wearing a Yankees cap. While it may confirm the suspicions of some Red Sox fans, I think it's just plain goofy.

"When Che returns to us, he will replace my teeth with titanium, and I will be ultimate supervillainess hottie!"

Why would these people link Martin Landau to terrorism? Oh...that's supposed to be Dubya. What a bunch of tools.

Anti-American/Bush/Reason Idiots on Parade Part II--The Inauguration Protest Juggernaut
Vast, vast numbers of protesters arrived in DC last week to protest the Inauguration. Actually, they weren't vast numbers, and even the upper estimates (5,000) would only equal about 2% of the number of people who showed up to participate in the March for Life. But what they lacked in number, they made up for in concentrated idiocy.

Yep, you're sad all right. Pathetic, even.

Another protester who is 100% correct. Jacque Chirac is his president.

OK, OK, maybe we've been too rough on some of the detainees. But according to the US Supreme Court, starving someone to death is a legitimate medical practice, so we can just stop feeding the Gitmo prisoners, right?

"I am so relevant, effective and important!"

Well, 51% of the people said "Be our President for 4 more years, and based on your protest numbers, about 99.9983% of the people decided that the Inauguration was legitimate. So, if he listens to the people, the voice he's hearing says, "Congratulations, Mr. President."

Could we take up a collection, and buy these people some pocket Constitutions, and maybe use some orange highlighter on the part that describes Presidential elections?

Remember, don't question their patriotism, whatever you do.

"All hail the omni-loving Fist of Peace!"

Why are they making fun of Carville, and why does he have hair?

"Boy howdy, down on the farm they told me I'd never get an NEA grant, but look at me now! YEEEEEEEEHHHAAAAAWWWWWWW!!!!"

Guy at bottom center: "Please God, let me get some hippie chick nookie at this protest. I'm so ronery, er, I mean lonely."

I'd bet real money he's leading a sing-a-long version of The Internationale.

Why are these people so hard on Gene Rayburn? Imean, Match Game was kind of lame, but the man wasn't a servant of Satan!

Well, that sure is a stinging indictment coming from a bunch of Communists.

Note the rainbow sign at the upper right which reads, "When Jesus said 'Love your neighbor,' he probaly meant DON'T KILL THEM." Well, I'm absolutely certain he didn't mean let them be tortured to death or killed by terrorists either. So we're back to square one...and you're a member of a Commie front group backing Saddam Hussein. Tell me, how's Jesus feel about Hallabjah?

And now they think Gene Rayburn's trying to take over the world for Halliburton. What is up with these people?

The person with the late-term abortion sign is a liar, because if the Leftzombies really believed that war was late-term abortion, they'd be defending Dubya's "right to choose" to the hilt.

See, I told you gay activists try to convert heterosexuals.

Note the sign at lower left: "Bush is the symptom. Capitalism is the disease. Revolution is the answer. But hey, don't forget, they're the real mainstream.

At lower right, just another peacenik pothead.

They got an 'F in Flag Burning 101 at Evergreen College.

I wonder...does he take that sign to the Leftist meetings so he can call on pro-aborts and homosexuals to get their views more in line with God? I'd bet not.

Gawd, I love free speech!

We'd like to listen to you guys, if we knew what in the world you were saying! Yeesh! The only thing in this picture I'm sure of is that the guy in the suit is having a bowel movement. Otherwise, I'm mystified.

Can you imagine the breath on this guy? Actually, it might be fresh, because he looks like the Queer Eye guys have been to his house.

Meanwhile, inside the limo, the President asks an aide, "So, what are we having for lunch?" (Special thanks to WTMJ radio host Charlie Sykes for that line.)

This recruiter and his partner had to be escorted by security after they were harassed by anti-inaugural protesters at Seattle Central Community College. More sterling behavior from the "support the troops crowd.

I have a word for you guys...it doesn't start with a 'W'...it starts with an 'L'...

"Gonna beat some hippies, gonna beat 'em good, brother I'm not kiddin', they're eatin' baton wood."

Even well-dressed anorexic country music fans hate Dubya.

Wait...my spidey sense tells me that someone reading this thread has questioned the patriotism of these war protesters. Which one of you was it? WHO DARED QUESTION THEIR DEEP DEVOTION TO THEIR COUNTRY?!? I will find out which one of you did such an awful, awful thing, and there will be serious consequences!!

I've got nothing here...except a big grin.

"Look Laura, they're macing a bunch of ANSWER pukes! This really is the best Inaugural ever!"

"Ow! Ow! Man, I just can't believe my love rocks led to this horror! I threw them with such love! Why couldn't that evil bloodsucking fiend feel my love?"

Finally a sign I can agree with. And you have to love the "I've been silenced" routine at an event where her side got to build bleachers on the parade route.

Black person: "Oh, and also, we refuse to accept the Earth is round! It's a corporate lie made up to sell globes!" (BTW, if you glance at that photo quickly, it looks like the signs say "President Hume," which as a Brit fan, I would really dig.

Two for one caption special:
Whoever that guy on the sign is, he is going to sue the crap out of these people.

The word "fraud" refers to the person who drew the picture. He told them he could draw President Bush.

So wait a minute...now they want to crown Gene Rayburn their king? And they want William Hung to be their Queen? I don't get it.

Your mom called: She mourns for your brain.

I thought these people all loved the environment, but they sure do want to get rid of the bush.

You're right, Gene Rayburn isn't your president, he's your king. But why'd you guys choose a vampire as your king? Now I'm all confused.

Molly Ivins is dragged away from the inaugural. Witnesses report she was yelling, "Dubya you hot stud, why, oh why, didn't you take me to the prom? Why couldn't you have launched a pre-emptive strike on my virginity? Why? WHHHHYYYYY?" In all seriousness, is it not as obvious as the day is long that this woman and her comrades were Code Pink operatives? I mean, several women, all wearing a bunch of absurd pink clothing, sitting in seats reserved by Democrat congresscritters from California and New York...did the security guys need it spelled out for them? Why were these people allowed anywhere near this event?

Molly Ivins: "OK...OK...I'm calm now. I'm collected...OH MY GOD, WHY? WHY DID I NEVER ASK HIM TO THE PROM? I COULD HAVE BEEN FIRST LADY! I HAD TEXAS FIGHTER PILOT MILLIONAIRE STUDMUFFIN ON THE HOOF AND I LET HIM GO!! OH MY GOD MY LIFE IS EMPTY!"
Cop: "Man, this is even worse than that time I arrested Maureen Dowd for drunk and disorderly."

Aw...Mommy's sweet little leftzombies!

Yes, 1368 casualties. And I'm sure at least 1350 or so would be willing to kick your sorry Commie butt down the block for using them as an anti-American prop.

Now, the problem is, if I use the caption I want for this one..."In the name of Allah you will all burn! Ai-yai-yai-yai-yai-yai-yai-yai-yai-yai-yai-!!!...Um, oh...wait, I mean, um I'm a good loyal American Joe, and I hate Osama...but Bush still sucks...oh crap."...

...then I can't use this caption with the same guy: "Yes, yes my pretties! Go forth and tell the world we'll accept nothing less than full funding for Massachusetts-style fisting education!" Oh well, I'll use them both. Consistency is the hobgoblin of a small mind.

How long do you think the ANSWER types had to look before they could find a person in their ranks brown enough to play an Arab prisoner? In case you haven't noticed, for an organization taht calls on it's members to "end racism," ANSWER is awful white. I'll bet there have been NHL games with more minority participation than the average ANSWER protest.

Two for one caption special:
Hey, I've eaten MREs Mister, and I'm shcoked you'd advocate torture for someone just because you disagree with their politics!

Well sir, let's compromise. Since members of our volunteer armed forces eat those MREs by choice, maybe the dinner guests can choose to eat MREs. And then you and your pro-Saddam comrades can choose to eat whatever slop Saddam gave his prisoners.

This sign is being carried by a member of ANSWER, a National organization promoting world Socialist government and an ally of those who would destroy Israel. This folks, is a case of the pot calling a snowbank "black." And besides...

...this one, from Monday's March for Life, is much more effective and truthful.

Another four years of you people acting like the biggest twits in the world, unfortunately.

You know, for people who believe the world is an illusion, these Bhuddist monks are pretty serious about their politics.

What is it I'm not getting? Even in Tokyo, more busting on Gene Rayburn, more vampire stuff...Oh well, must be a Leftzombie thing. As usual, the Grim Reaper came out to press the flesh with his biggest fans.

Notice how in South Korea, the Socialist Worker folks now call their group "All Together." Maybe that has something to do with people in Korea knowing what "socialism" translates to in the real world.

Boy, he really looks happy to be there.

Look at all those smiling faces, shining from within with the light of truth.

Ladies? Kim Jong Il just called and he wants you to catch the next plane to Pyongyang. He's so ronery.

These Fillipino students think they get to say whether Dubya serves. That must be some school they're going to!

Yep, it will, unless you and your Al-Qaida buddies care to surrender right now?

"I am brave, and I am a beacon of peace and morality. That is why I cover my face like a common thug. It's a Leftzombie thing, you wouldn't understand it."

Appeasnik activist Tim Castleman (holding sign) talks to Martin Ellis about the "Peace Train" protest against the Iraqi liberation and the consumption of fossil fuels. Martin appears to be thinking, "Why won't this jive turkey leave me alone?"

"Martin, come back, I wasn't finished talking about Willie Nelson's biodiesel research! Martin?"

Not suprising...you often find nuts in trees.

"Look, Uncle Sam! De Plane, de plane!"

Some foreign media outlets reported this as the President gving a Satanic sign, and the American press identified it as the UT "Hook 'em, horns" gesture. Actually, I think it was meant to ward off the evil eye from all the protesters.

Dreadful stupid, Palestine

Jewish guy: "I am planting a tree to signify friendship between Israel and the peace-loving, effusively pro-Semitic people of Palestine. When it is fully grown, what do you think your children will do with it?
Palestinian guy: Use the wood to make a cattlecar.
Jewish guy: I'm sorry, what did you just say?
Palestinian guy: Um...a dinette set. I said they'd use the wood to make a dinette set.
Jewish guy: Oh, I thought you said cattlecar, which is a good thing, because if you were going to build a cattlecar, I'd need to plant another tree. I don't think one would give you enough wood.
Palestinian guy: Well, would you be willing to do that? Because you know, we might want to...er...um...make a coffee table and some nightstands too. Yeah, that's the ticket.

Miscellaneous idiocy

No idiots here! This is the celebration of the Ukrainian Inauguration. Ah, freedom!

Here supporters of losing candidate Viktor Yanukovich protest the Inauguration of President Yuschenko and show us why Yanukovich got their vote: His promise of universal free dental care.

Yes, that's an elephant sitting on a giant toilet. No comment necessary.

The coolest part is when they drop the big steel ball-bearing on top of her hat and you get to watch it roll down the chute.

After finishing his Halloween duties, The Great Pumpkin embarked on a round-the-world vacation. Here he is on his stop in Shanghai.

In some remote areas of Afghanistan, Taliban influence is still very strong.

The recent cold snap and blizzards hit the various Chinatowns especially hard.

Here's a shot from the Caption-A-Rama company New Years party, where we were joined by the Viking Kitties. The worst part is, that's rented furniture in that bonfire...

San Francisco Chronicle columnist Mark Morford relaxes at home. Hey, did you know Morford uses and has endorsed a particular brand of contraceptive sponge?

Here's a picture of it.

"Alright Boxer, I think that's enough. Don't make me come over there don't make me come over there and slap you!"

Now, not all useful idiots are jerks. This woman participating in an early World Economic Forum protest cleaned some muck off this officer's shield. I guess some of these folks never get the word that the peace and love bit is a scam.

But certainly, the biggest idiots we saw all week were the pro-abortion protesters who came out to counter the March For Life

"Keep your @#$% laws off my body...er, I mean, my girlfriend's body...well, I guess I have to be honest here and admit I have no girlfriend, unless you count my Kate Michelman nightlight. I made it myself."

Speaking of Kate "the Killer" Michelman, here she is last April at the DC Death March with that great respecter of all that is pro-life, the Hildebeest.

And one last one just for fun...

Guy at center: Soooo...want to come back to my place after the protest? I promise I'll use the rhythm method!"
And then she maced him.

[Mr. Silverback]

"The best thing about working at the caption-A-Rama Institute? I'd have to say THE FREE COFFEE!!! YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!"

If you would like to be added to the weekly Useful Idiot Caption-A-Rama ping list, let me know here or by freepmail.

[Mr. Silverback]

CAPTION-A-RAMA IS UP!!

If you want on or off the weekly Useful Idiot Caption-A-Rama Ping List, please notify me by freepmail.

[fatima]

Late night bump.

[spodefly]

BTTT!

[End_Clintonism_Now]

[bitt]

Gene Rayburn sure did get a lot of attention this week...lol!!!!! GREAT JOB!!!!!

[hatfieldmccoy]

Whoo Boy, that be some fine damn postin'

[RasterMaster]

How about the FLAG MANGLING TRAITORS poster? I like that one much better, and suits these sick freaks!

[537cant be wrong]

definatly add me please.

[Mr. Silverback]

I'm a schmuck. I gave Charlie Sykes his credit for the limo line, but I screwed up and forgot to note that my wife, the luscious Rambette66, wrote the line about the metrosexual with the stinky breath.

Sorry, sweetie!

BTW, though nursing school takes up much of her time, I'm hoping Rambette will be helping me on the Caption-A-Rama on a regular basis again soon.

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

The sign reads, "'I am Colombian, Chavez is my President." Unfortunately, "Whether I like it or not" was too big to fit on the sign.

LMAO

[Ernest_at_the_Beach]

Great job!

Senator Ted Kennedy is your next assignment if you choose to accept it.

***Teddy the K: "A Washed Up Has Been"***

[gimmebackmyconstitution]

These pictures are exquisite. I love the one of Hillary with the head of baby killers Inc.Sure does look like that "middle ground" Hillary is seeking regarding pro life vs. anti life is just a bunch of horsesh*t, eh Hillary?

[dsc]

"Sure does look like that "middle ground" Hillary is seeking regarding pro life vs. anti life is just a bunch of horsesh*t, eh Hillary?"

I wish someone would explain to me where the middle ground is between killing a baby and not killing that baby.

[hattend]

Yay! It's back! BTTT

[FourtySeven]

Cool! A Caption a Rama! I haven't seen one of these in a while, good to see you back on your game Mr. S!

[MadIvan]

This is all very educational. We learned about the leftists' relationship with truth (or lack thereof) from the Clinton Era. We now learn their relationship (or lack thereof) with tolerance.

Regards, Ivan

[Tijeras_Slim]

Outstanding as always.

[dangus]

>> Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez leads this week's parade of idiots. Check the original caption: "...Chavez holds up a U.S. dollar bill while challenging U.S. President George W. Bush to take a wager on which president will remain in power longer, during a rally outside of the Miraflores Presidential palace in Caracas, Venezuela. Chavez said 'I challenge you to a bet Mr. Bush, one dollar, who will last longer? You in the White House or me in Miraflores?'" Hmmm...well that seems like a sucker bet to me, since you can stuff the ballot box all day long, Hugo. What I will bet a dollar on is that they have to shoot your commie ass to get you out of office. <<

Uh, I'd say the bigger issue is term limits. I'm so sick of the media hyping dictators as being successful -- like today's front cover of the Washington Post does for Castro -- because they stay in office longer than term-limited (small "d") democrats.

[dangus]

>> A young man protests in Moscow...with a Red flag...wearing a Yankees cap. While it may confirm the suspicions of some Red Sox fans, I think it's just plain goofy. <<

Come on now... Red Sox fans are from Massachusetts. We all know that means they're commies.

-- A Yankee fan living in exile from the People's Republic of Massachusetts.

(Yes, NY has a lot of pinkos, too... but they're all Mets fans. :^D)