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DUmmie FUnnies 01-23-05 ("The Freeper Anthem by Doug From Upland")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 23, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/23/2005 4:05:45 PM PST by PJ-Comix

The DUmmies have flamed our own Freeper (and DUFU Pingee) Doug From Upland in this DUmmie THREAD titled, “The Freeper Anthem by Doug From Upland.” Although they have tried to mock Doug From Upland, I have a feeling that he will have the last laugh with a DUmmie Anthem. So let us now open with the DUmmies quoting Doug From Upland’s anthem as we await the inevitable DUmmie Anthem from the songwriter himself. First we open with the lyrics of the Freeper Anthem as quoted in Dummieland. As usual, the Dummie off-key tunes are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent is in the [brackets]:

Can you hear the FReepers sing
We lift our voices to the sky
And we are swearing to our God
That we will all live free or die

[The DUmmies hate the latter phrase. They prefer “Live Free or Diebold.”]

Many brave men gave their lives
So that this nation could be free
If we will stand and fight
We honor their memory

[The DUmmies don’t like this song because the words don’t work right with “The Internationale” tune.]

England ruled from afar
Until the brave among them said
We won't accept the tyranny
We'll show them kings are dead
So they grabbed their weapons and fought and America's born

[DUmmies hate the Second Amendment so no surprise they don’t like this verse at all.]

If only they could "live free" AND die.

[I think that is what the DUmmies call “Revolutionary Justice.”]

irony , oh the irony had the freepers been alive in 1776 they would have all been the most diehard pro-George III loyalists! Had they been alive (and adults) in 1940 they would have been isolationist "American Firsters" or Silver Shirts.

[Funny how the DUmmies OFTEN refer to the Founding Fathers as “reactionary white guys.” Oh, and I hate to inform the DUmmies but in 1940, their beloved Bolsheviks were living in peaceful harmony and collusion with Germany due to the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact.]

Yeah, and guess who wanted to revolt in the first place? The Northerners! The immoral New Englanders! LOL, what a bunch of hypocrites!

[Better not educate the DUmmies with the fact that one of the most effective Revolutionary military leaders was the Swamp Fox---a southernor. Come to think of it, this DUmmie is too clueless to realize that George Washington was from the (GASP!) South.]

Damn, think of all those liberal yanks who decided in the 1860s that slaves should be free. All the conservatives (then the Dems, but times have changed) seceded

[Better not tell this DUmmie that Lincoln worked as a railroad lawyer. As to times changing, Al Gore’s father Senator Al Gore I (Dem) voted AGAINST the 1964 Civil Rights Act.]

"CAN YOU HEAR THE FREEPERS SING".....that is too f*cking funny...LOL..

[Not as funny as “CAN YOU HEAR THE DUMMIES CHIRP.”]

I can just picture them glassy eyed and delirious, chanting away. (wish I couldn't though...I'll have nightmares tonight) WTF do you let these mentally ill people mix with those of you who are sane? Don't you have asylums?

[And I got a good picture of the delirioius DUmmies chanting away at the Inauguration Day ANSWER Rally broadcast on C-SPAN. Talk about mentally ill!]


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No AM DUFU edition tomorrow since I have something I need to do far away from the 'puter in the morning.

If you are not already on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List, just let me know in order to be placed on it.

1 posted on 01/23/2005 4:05:46 PM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

first?


2 posted on 01/23/2005 4:07:28 PM PST by Sally'sConcerns (It's painless to be a monthly donor!)
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To: PJ-Comix
I've resisted for weeks, but I cannot hold out any longer.

Please add me to the DUFunnies ping list.

Dammit. ;)

3 posted on 01/23/2005 4:07:42 PM PST by Wormwood (Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


4 posted on 01/23/2005 4:07:55 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

1st


5 posted on 01/23/2005 4:08:34 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Don't bring a moped to a car fight)
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To: PJ-Comix

I have to remember to reply, then read.

I get too caught up in the content.


6 posted on 01/23/2005 4:09:06 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Don't bring a moped to a car fight)
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To: freedumb2003

Nope! That would be me tonight. ;)


7 posted on 01/23/2005 4:09:39 PM PST by Sally'sConcerns (It's painless to be a monthly donor!)
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To: PJ-Comix

closer to first than usual


8 posted on 01/23/2005 4:10:22 PM PST by eyespysomething (I'm speechless here, but don't worry, it won't last long. Ask my husband.)
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To: Wormwood

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #573.


9 posted on 01/23/2005 4:10:57 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

Excellent, as usual, sir, and I hope tomorrow morning ends well for you.

I was going around DUmmieland this afternoon, and it seemed pretty quiet; a lot of threads with no responses at all--I admire your ability to find the cherries, when usually all I encounter is the sludge.

DUmmie "Faye," who is probably a Rovian plant or a troll, was all over DUmmieland today, seeking out a psychic, because she has a "job interview" tomorrow.


10 posted on 01/23/2005 4:13:09 PM PST by franksolich (always annoyingingly polite)
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To: PJ-Comix

For this special "Arts" edition of the DUmmie Funnies, I offer a poem that describes DUmmitude perfectly.

The Angry Man
by Phyllis McGinley

The other day I chanced to meet
An angry man upon the street —
A man of wrath, a man of war,
A man who truculently bore
Over his shoulder, like a lance,
A banner labeled “Tolerance.”
And when I asked him why he strode
Thus scowling down the human road,
Scowling, he answered, “I am he
Who champions total liberty —
Intolerance being, ma’am, a state
No tolerant man can tolerate.

“When I meet rogues,” he cried, “who choose
To cherish oppositional views,
Lady, like this, and in this manner,
I lay about me with my banner
Till they cry mercy, ma’am.” His blows
Rained proudly on prospective foes.

Fearful, I turned and left him there
Still muttering, as he thrashed the air,
“Let the Intolerant beware!”


11 posted on 01/23/2005 4:13:26 PM PST by EllaMinnow (Every time a leftist cries, an angel gets its wings.)
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To: PJ-Comix

"CAN YOU HEAR THE FREEPERS SING".....that is too f*cking funny...LOL.."


Not nearly as funny as DFUs "wreck of the John Fn Kerry".


12 posted on 01/23/2005 4:15:05 PM PST by cripplecreek (they call me tater.)
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To: freedumb2003
I have to remember to reply, then read.

So it's more important to say something, anything, and be first to say it, then read and know what you're talking about? Perhaps you're on the wrong board ......... DU is out the door to the left.

13 posted on 01/23/2005 4:15:47 PM PST by HoustonCurmudgeon (Redneck from a red city, in a red county, in a red state.)
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To: PJ-Comix
If we will stand and fight
We honor their memory

Yea .. but they won't take a stand a defend their country like our brave soldiers do

Libs are all talk and no action

14 posted on 01/23/2005 4:16:55 PM PST by Mo1 (Liberty will come to those who love it)
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To: PJ-Comix; doug from upland

All right, DFU! You're quoted in DUFU, and they hate your patriotic, loyal, America-loving guts! Good job, my FRiend. (Interesting how they claim their hate-America, anti-Christian, anti-Founding-Fathers vitriol is so much more patriotic than supporting our troops and loving this land. Yet another example of the DUmmie alternate reality.)


15 posted on 01/23/2005 4:17:15 PM PST by shezza
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To: HoustonCurmudgeon

I think he was just being sarcastic, or ironic, sir.


16 posted on 01/23/2005 4:17:28 PM PST by franksolich (always annoyingingly polite)
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FarLeftRage (1000+ posts) Sun Jan-23-05 06:28 PMResponse to Original message
16. That's odd...

It doesn't mention anything about living down in a parent's basement.

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Somehow, P.J., this reminds me of DUmmies; in fact, a great many of their photographs allegedly of them do appear as if they were snapped in dark underground places with concrete walls.....such as basements.



17 posted on 01/23/2005 4:26:07 PM PST by franksolich (always annoyingingly polite)
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To: franksolich

DUmmie "Faye," who is probably a Rovian plant or a troll, was all over DUmmieland today, seeking out a psychic, because she has a "job interview" tomorrow.

Based on history, at Du land, and her pictures of her at the rallies, Faye is no troll, nor a Rovian anything, unless it's a Rovian hater. Also quite nuts, truth be told. Sad.


18 posted on 01/23/2005 4:29:57 PM PST by gidget7
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To: PJ-Comix

BTTT


19 posted on 01/23/2005 4:30:31 PM PST by Jackknife (No man is entitled to the blessings of freedom unless he be vigilant in its preservation.-MacArthur)
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To: indcons

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #574.


20 posted on 01/23/2005 4:32:18 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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