Posted on 01/21/2005 7:04:27 AM PST by PJ-Comix
Just a short edition of the DUFUs in this edition, mainly because I want to find out what Freeper was interviewed on NPR as referred to in this DUmmie THREAD titled, “Did you hear the Freeper on NPR?” I would like a transcript of the interview and congratulate the mystery Freeper as well as assure him that I am NOT full of blinding INSANE JEALOUS RAGE over the fact that he got to be interviewed on national radio about the DUmmies, a subject in which I am the most renown expert. Thus far, the closest I have come to being interviewed about the DUmmies was the time a couple of months ago when I called up Brian Craig on our local talk radio station and he hung up on me while muttering something about me being an “agenda caller.” As usual the DUmmie rantings are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, still waiting on hold, is in the [brackets]:
Did you hear the Freeper on NPR? They had a guy from Free Republic on NPR last night that said ANSWER and Code Pink had allied themselves with Osama Bin Laden and the terrorists, and that giving them a bleacher permit in DC was like giving Saddam Hussein bleachers at the parade. WTF is with THEM and with NPR???
[All one had to do was watch C-SPAN2 last night. They broadcast that rally and there is NO DOUBT that ANSWER (and many DUmmies) have indeed aligned themselves with the terrorists (as well as Castro, the Chavistas, and the Sandinistas). My only gripe with this particular NPR broadcast is they did not turn to the TOP expert on DUmmie-ology for commentary.]
Hmm. That's the second time in a week NPR reported the protestors ties to OBL through a FReeper spokesperson. What is their agenda anyhow?
[Every once in a while the TRUTH accidentally seeps through on NPR.]
The first one was when they were interviewing about access for protestors and worshippers. The FReeper made the same exact comment and they reported it. To do it a second time seems like they want to reinforce that thought in listeners' minds. It is definately worth a call so they know we are watching them.
[And when you get NPR on the line, please put in a plug for them interviewing the humble reporter of the DUmmie FUnnies.]
You'd have to have lived in a cave... with no radio for the last 3 years if you don't know that NPR is officially National Propaganda Radio. They don't even make an effort to be balanced, you will hear a hour of bullshit from the right and 30 seconds of carefully watered down talk from the left.
[What alternate universe are you living in since it is exactly the REVERSE situation over at NPR.]
I've had it with FreeRepublic.com. What kinds of non-violent things can we do to f*ck with them?
[Asked to be placed on the DUFU PING List.]
NPR had a fawning interview with Karl Rove yesterday. It was pretty puke-inducing...I understand that he's newsworthy just because of his position of power within the Bush administration. But the whole tone of the interview was pretty obsequious IMO.
[Actually the interview was really very CONFRONTATIONAL. However, the electromagnetic radiation from the center of the Perfect Rovian Storm jammed the unfriendly portions of the broadcast, leaving only the few parts that would sound fawning.]
When you look at some of the individual DUmmies, sir, you might be amazed at the extents to which they go, to uglify themselves.
Take "Faye," for example, who I have reasons to believe is either a Rovian plant or some conservative Republican playing games with us--the "Faye" with all of those really stupid "avatars" (and a really grotesque web-site too, but you do not want to go there, sir).
If the photograph allegedly of "Faye" is really her, she was probably a beautiful infant, but then uglified herself with Rage and Anger and Hate and Resentment and Fury and Contempt.
If "Faye" were to learn tolerance of diversity, love, joy, contentment, open-mindedness, and God, her demeanour would abruptly change, and she would be very beautiful, to the eyes as well as the heart. But as she chose to uglify herself, well, she isn't anyone I want to meet.
"Bush 49% Kerry 60%=voter turnout= 109%"
Hey, not done yet. You forgot to include the "disenfranchised" voters who "really wanted to vote for Kerry but didn't". They should be counted, too!
DUmmies think Jenna's hot? Nah, I've seen too many posts from DUmmies who don't think she's hot.
That must have been a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!!
Actually, sir, they are arguing about it.
Dissension in DUmmieland.
Ooops, Madam.
You fooled me about the gender, there.
Sorry.
"What really scares me is Hillary never undertakes anything she is not absolutely positive she will win. If she runs, I am afraid she will win."
You betcha. That's why we need to mount an intensive education/exposure campaign over the next four years, starting YESTERDAY. Encourage people to read "Rewriting History" by Dick Morris.
Sir? That would be ma'am. Not a problem, I post under my older (male) cat's name. That's what I get.
:-D
Speaking of cats, madam, here it is, circa 5:30 p.m. (Nebraska time), and I just now saw the weather report.
Today had been a reasonably pleasant day, with temperatures 27-31 degrees, a slight breeze, thick fog (visibility 30 feet or less) covering the plains--"average" for this time of the year--but now the weather forecast is for it to be circa -10 degrees when I head for work tonight, with winds of 45-55 mph.
Dadgumit, now I have to break away from FreeRepublic and go through the meadow and along the river (Elkhorn River) to retrieve the cats and kittens, because I don't want them outside tonight. I hope to have them all collected by the time P.J.'s p.m. edition of the DUmmie FUnnies shows up.
And I hope your weather tonight is more pleasant, Madam.
-10 degrees? With wind? Brrrrr. I spent the first 27 years of my life in northwest Ohio, the next 8 in the Detroit area, the next two in the Chicago area, and have lived in Atlanta for the last 13 years. Since I moved here, I have become totally wussified. It is the middle of January and I'm wearing a sweater. When the temperature falls into the 20's, I cringe now.
Good luck rounding up all the kitties, and stay safe & warm.
In the interest of bipartisanship I think we should reach across the aisle and defund it!oh my gosh. this makes me feel so good about my choice.
GWB is truely one of the greatest ever and the more i read of the lefts fantasys about stollen states, the better i feel that on the one hand (according to them) GW is as dumb as a box of rocks, and on the other he helped orchistrate the greatest heist in history.
which is it DUmmies? either way he is still my president and i laugh at your misery. SCUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Oh thats right. The ones who had to wait in line and since they didn't want to wait, just go ahead and count them for Kerry. And don't forget the ones who voted for Kerry and their vote mysteriously "jumped" to Bush.
Oh I forgot. Silly me.
The only thing I want to do when "reaching across the aisle" is to slap them silly!
"Non-violent"?! LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!
Welcome aboard, PINGEE #572.
Some DUFU threads are pushing 3000 views. I expect the PING List to hit 1000 by this summer.
Well, sir, I didn't see if you were doing a DUmmie FUnnie tonight, and so I took some time (actually, perhaps ten minutes) to roam around the excresence pond, and stepped into these (but none of them especially gems, like yours):
in which a DUmmie suggests stealing rather than buying (“better than NODD Day”)
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=106x14380
in which DUmmies trash Bill and Hill for applauding during inaugural speech
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=106x14380
in which DUmmies discuss Riggs National Bank and Mahatma Gandhi
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x2984603
in which DUmmies discuss whether or not John-Boy is a “class act”
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x1515918
in which DUmmies discuss a petition to charge John-Boy with treason
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x1515918
in which DUmmies are offended that a church choir was allowed to sing the national anthem
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x1516582
in which DUmmie “Faye”—my favorite DUmmie—reports on her protest
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=203x297852
(BTW, this for informational purposes only; I have been around DUmmieland for more than six months now, and I sort of, well, suspect “Faye” of the “mystical signs” is either a clever Rovian plant, or some conservative Republican playing games with the DUmmies, and us.)
Every time I find "Faye," or "Packamama" or "William Pitt" or "Andy Stephenson," I then ease my way out of the sludge, back into the sane world, the real world, of FreeRepublic and the DUmmie FUnnies.
I think someone from the DUmmie FUnnies of yesterday is going to regret telling me, "give us the link, please;" it appears I learned links all too well, alas. (I had just never bothered learning how before, because I never had to link anything, anywhere.)
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