Posted on 01/18/2005 5:51:43 PM PST by lowbridge
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diamond14 (1000+ posts) Tue Jan-18-05 04:52 PM Original message
thank gaawwwwddd...more EGGS have arrived in DC for the CORONATION !
we were worried for a while, as our grocery stores were all sold out of eggs...but everything looks OK right now....there should be some on the shelves for 'recently arrived' protestors....thank gawwwdddd...
we wait with baited breathe for ANOTHER GREAT 'MICHAEL MOORE' MOMENT in the coronation parade.....
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jeff30997 (1000+ posts) Tue Jan-18-05 05:03 PM Response to Original message
2. Make sure the eggs are really rotten.
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tedzbear (1000+ posts) Tue Jan-18-05 05:57 PM Response to Reply #10
11. God bless our brave radicals who throw these eggs...
...they are risking their asses to make a valid point: the majority of Americans (when we include nonvoters) hate the chimp!
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Gman (1000+ posts) Mon Jan-17-05 11:01 PM Original message
Special Report on Inaugural Balloons
This year, you'll need to take special care using those Mylar balloons that have become such a traditional part of all Presidential Inaugurations. Although the no fly zone has been extended out 23 miles, a stray balloon or two could cause major havoc in the Washington area around the time of the President's speech. Realizing this potential problem, the editors at Buck Fush have developed a simple checklist that will help keep the skies clear above the glorious celebration.
1. Make sure you keep a handle on all of your Mylar balloons, especially if you are upwind of Washington, D.C. in the early morning of the 20th.
2. Consider the time when you transport your balloons. For instance, if the wind speed is 15mph and you are 30 miles upwind from Washington, make sure you don't accidentally release any balloons 2 hours before the Ceremony. Keep in mind that winds aloft are stronger than on the surface, so this may not be a perfect formula for determining the worse time to lose a balloon, it may be sooner. Whatever you do, don't lose them at 15 minute intervals, because if all of them were lost this way, at least one would most certainly be overhead during the Inauguration which would be a real disaster.
Be careful and have a safe coronation!
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sweetheart (1000+ posts) Mon Jan-17-05 11:10 PM Response to Original message
3. Releasing anthrax spores
I'm sure nobody will notice the cloud of baloons dropping purple powder all over the stage platform.... its "balloonicide"
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BrklynLiberal (1000+ posts) Tue Jan-18-05 09:14 PM Original message Special Report on Inaugural Balloons
check it out
http://buckfush.com/SpecialReport.html
Ping
probably not the best time to try and do something like this...these guys aren't gonna get past the third ring of security...
If you had an opinion and didn't vote, you're the chimp.
The air traffic interference on the other hand, that may even fall under the Patriot Act.
Isn't that a danger to the jets?
How hard is it to paint a small hand grenade white? There do exist such miniature grenades (or they could be manufactured by a few dedicated people), right?
I wonder if there won't be a few real attacks mixed in with the fakes, in order to create chaos. The grenades would not be thrown at Bush (too hard) but at ordinary Republicans celebrating the inauguration.
If I was in al-Qaida, that's exactly what I would do. It would be awesome. Republicans would be dead, hippies would be blamed first, then al-Qaida, then the hippies would say we were really CIA agents as part of a master plan related to the "crushing of dissent." When the public turned away from the protesters, they would become even more radical. And al-Qaida would be free to mess with them next. Blowing up some protesters would convince them that Bush was behind the attacks, driving them to carry out attacks on Republicans. If it was all played right, it would get pretty ugly. There are at least tens of thousands of radicals in this country who, given the right circumstances, could carry out terror attacks on the rest of us. All al-Qaida has to do is play with hippie delusions.
The Secret Service should shoot anyone carrying out or simulating a terrorist attack. If it can't tell the difference, that's just too bad for the perpetrator, right?
The true owner of the buckfush.com website, not only is threatening aviation, but has previously hassled our troops in Afghanistan using a phony address that was a local GOP headquarters. Click here to see that story on Blackfire blog.
Just to clarify my first paragraph, the leftists may be falsly listing GOP contact info for their web domain registration as they falsly listed a GOP address for their outrageous attempt to demoralize troops as described in the link of my second paragraph.
The swiss have been manufacturing small, egg shaped and sized Fragmentation and "Flash Bang" grenades for about 30 years now, xm177e2.
Overall, this is not a very well thought out "plan". Since Microwave radiation will go straight through a Mylar balloon without receiving a bounce-back.
And anyone stupid enough to cock back an arm attached to an empty or filled fist is asking for at least a Beat Down. Or an assortment of high and low velocity rounds puncturing the ugly bag of mostly water.
Obviously unaware that all the cops have to inspect all bags and totes while performing a "Dynamic" Slap-Pat-down on all pockets of people along the sidewalk and in the bleachers.
Jack.
I suggest water cannons primed with veterinary shampoo.
Not a dam dime as they say
How long before terrorists piggyback off the foolish antics of these morons?
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