Posted on 01/18/2005 5:51:43 PM PST by lowbridge
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diamond14 (1000+ posts) Tue Jan-18-05 04:52 PM Original message
thank gaawwwwddd...more EGGS have arrived in DC for the CORONATION !
we were worried for a while, as our grocery stores were all sold out of eggs...but everything looks OK right now....there should be some on the shelves for 'recently arrived' protestors....thank gawwwdddd...
we wait with baited breathe for ANOTHER GREAT 'MICHAEL MOORE' MOMENT in the coronation parade.....
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jeff30997 (1000+ posts) Tue Jan-18-05 05:03 PM Response to Original message
2. Make sure the eggs are really rotten.
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tedzbear (1000+ posts) Tue Jan-18-05 05:57 PM Response to Reply #10
11. God bless our brave radicals who throw these eggs...
...they are risking their asses to make a valid point: the majority of Americans (when we include nonvoters) hate the chimp!
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Gman (1000+ posts) Mon Jan-17-05 11:01 PM Original message
Special Report on Inaugural Balloons
This year, you'll need to take special care using those Mylar balloons that have become such a traditional part of all Presidential Inaugurations. Although the no fly zone has been extended out 23 miles, a stray balloon or two could cause major havoc in the Washington area around the time of the President's speech. Realizing this potential problem, the editors at Buck Fush have developed a simple checklist that will help keep the skies clear above the glorious celebration.
1. Make sure you keep a handle on all of your Mylar balloons, especially if you are upwind of Washington, D.C. in the early morning of the 20th.
2. Consider the time when you transport your balloons. For instance, if the wind speed is 15mph and you are 30 miles upwind from Washington, make sure you don't accidentally release any balloons 2 hours before the Ceremony. Keep in mind that winds aloft are stronger than on the surface, so this may not be a perfect formula for determining the worse time to lose a balloon, it may be sooner. Whatever you do, don't lose them at 15 minute intervals, because if all of them were lost this way, at least one would most certainly be overhead during the Inauguration which would be a real disaster.
Be careful and have a safe coronation!
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sweetheart (1000+ posts) Mon Jan-17-05 11:10 PM Response to Original message
3. Releasing anthrax spores
I'm sure nobody will notice the cloud of baloons dropping purple powder all over the stage platform.... its "balloonicide"
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I propose employing Poohbah's Riot Control Method on these pukes.
Poohbah's Riot Control Method:
Use an MLRS "steel rain salvo" on the rioters. Takes the starch right out of 'em. Follow up with some Marines in Humvees to finish off the wounded.
No more riot. No need to confine the little pukes.
SHOOT TO KILL
Sounds like the federal prisons had better get ready for the influx of new inmates. Interfering with aviation is an extremely serious crime.
Sure would be a pity if Secret Service thought those eggs were hand grenades and responded appropriately.
I like your approach, I nominate you for Director of Homeland Security
My other idea involved using flail tanks.
...and illegals, and dead voters, and fictitious ones, and... Anyone caught should be arrested, piled up naked with leashes and underwear on their heads, ridiculed, publicly caned, then deported to Cuba or Siberia.
Reaching into a pocket, pulling something out, then making a throwing motion towards the president right in front of the Secret Service. Yep, that's well thought out. The guy'll be lucky to get off with only a few bumps and bruises.
And Sec of Defense
You're too kind (c8
Paging Professor Darwin...Paging Professor Darwin...Professor Charles Darwin, please pick up the white courtesy phone. Thank you.
I hope they forget to bring bail money to DC.
PJ, the floor is yours, sir.
Not that chucking eggs at the President is small potatoEs, but what can they honestly be charged with? Inciting a riot? Simple assault?
I wish, but I don't think egg tossing=terrorism, honestly. Not when liberal lawyers get involved anyways. The air traffic interference on the other hand, that may even fall under the Patriot Act.
Won't get within three Metro stops of the Mall. Has to be a hellova toss, from their home base in Foggy Bottom.
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