[PJ-Comix]

To you out there, this might look like just another edition of the DUmmie Funnies but to me this edition is bait to be placed on my hook as I go deep sea fishing for literary agents and book publishers. Did you book reps laugh a lot while reading this? The good news is that if you are a literary agent or book publisher, you can get in on the ground floor of a DUmmie FUnnies book simply by contacting me at: PJ-Comix.

Even though a DUmmie Funnies book (with CD-ROM insert full of related comix stories) would probably cost you in the neighborhood of $30, you can enjoy the DUmmie FUnnies for FREE right now by simply asking to be placed on the PING List.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[freedumb2003]

Thanks for doing this and for the tag, pj.

[freedumb2003]

Remember, NOT ONE DAMN DIME next Thursday. And wear your BLUE PAPERCLIP ...Or ORANGE with your black clothes (will be fun explaining why you are dressing for Halloween in January!)

If I see anyone with either of these accoutrements it will be almost impossible not to burst into derisive laughter.

[NeoCaveman]

("One Week from Today, It's Going to Hurt Real Bad....")

This is truely going to be schadenfreudelicious.

[speed_addiction]

[killjoy]

[KidGlock]

[Ditter]

I don't know about the book reps laughing but I chortled all they way thru. I never knew I was so evil and delighted in the misery of others, I don't normally but these are dummies.

[peacebaby]

Yeah, well....we feel your pain. Now, can we get on with life, ya think?

[PetroniDE]

One Week From Today (actually Yesterday),

WHOA !! I FEEL GOOD !! DA DA DA DA DA DA ....

OK -- EVERYONE, START CHANTING...
WHO'S THE PRESIDENT ? response .. George Bush !!!!
WHO'S THE PRESIDENT ? response .. George Bush !!!!
WHO'S THE PRESIDENT ? response .. George Bush !!!!

[eyespysomething]

34. no, it should feel damn good

because of the efforts here and other internet communites, a shadow of doubt has officially been cast on his 'selection'. Maybe the rest of the country is still not aware, but that negative energy is there and it is because of the people here. I think we should be proud, at least for that, on inauguration day.

So there's a shadow of doubt, but only the DUmmies are aware of it? And they are proud of their negativity? Do these people get out in the sunlight at all?

[Dallas59]

Kerry is not President

I feel like I'm losing you I call, but you're not there we're not even pulling through baby do you care?

Care for us and what we're going through Is it going to work or is it not it was always just me and you at least that's what I thought



Kerry is not President

I was there for you through thick and thin Always holding your hand during rough times our love was a special trend now it feels like you're not even mine

Our love is disappearing and you are fading away is anyone interfering or are you just trying to play



Kerry is not President

Baby I love you thats all you need to know is your love for me true or are you just putting on a show

Are you for real or is it just a love thrill?

What's Going On?



Kerry is not President

[PetroniDE]

Hey Liberals ????

WHO'S YOUR DADDY !!!!

[evad]

In 4 years when W's "temporary" administration is complete, I'll take 8 more years of "temporary" leadership.

The DUmmies can continue to argue whether it's legitmate or not.

[AxelPaulsenJr]

Do you think that many from dummie land come over here to read the funnies? It must really gall the saner ones over there to realize just how stupid are many of the posters of their forum.

[snarkytart]

I'll be hugging my children and delighting in their smiles. I'll be praying for them.

Yes, and with you as their parent I think we all should be praying for them.

[San Jacinto]

How do I volunteer to man the Suicide Hotline next week?

I have a lot of good advice to give out--effective calibers, how to tie sturdy knots, judging wind direction and velocity from atop high buildings, etc.

Time for me to "give back" to the community.I'm available for the 12:15 PM to 8:15 PM shift on Inauguration Day.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

"[Try Blue Emu.]"

I'm always wating for that ad to end with..."Made from fresh squeezed Emu's!"

Alas and alack.

[angkor]

[That horrible, horrible place where the prisoners are tortured with air conditioning.]

Ha ha.

When the torture technique of "air conditioning, loud techno music, and flashing lights" was first reported, I thought they were talking about a Jakarta dance club.

[jveritas]

…but on Jan. 21 who will be the POTUS ?

[DAMN! You always come up with those tough questions. Let me do a week of research on the Web and maybe I can find the answer.]

This is very funny. LOL.