Posted on 01/14/2005 6:05:45 AM PST by PJ-Comix
This DUmmie THREAD was originally posted yesterday so the premise posed in the title, One Week from Today, It's Going to Hurt Real Bad.... is referring to Inauguration Day. It is VERY INTERESTING to read the DUmmie responses and, again, I remind them of the Suicide Hotline Number: 1-800-BUSH-WON. As usual, the grieving DUmmie mournings are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, freezing on the inauguration parade bleachers, is in the [brackets]:
One Week from Today, It's Going to Hurt Real Bad....Let's face it: on Inauguration Day, it's gonna hurt real bad to see the smirking face of a flesh-eating virus steal the Presidency for the second time, and receive the Oath of Office from his co-conspirator William Renquisling, Chief Justice of the United States of America.
[Look at the bright side: William Renquisling, due to health problems, will probably be replaced with a younger conservative soon by that flesh-eating virus.]
It's going to hurt real bad, because:
1. There were a number of times when we felt: We finally got the bastards, only to be disappointed in the end.
[Correct. You DUmmies thought you had him in September because of that 60 Minutes report about Bush and the Texas Air National Guard. Your gloating soon ended when FREEPER Buckhead quickly exposed the documents CBS used as being forgeries. Then your gloating resumed bigtime on the afternoon of Election Day when you believed the phony election polls. My theory is that Robert Shrum officially killed Kerrys chances when he addressed the senator as Mr. President that day.]
2. There were a number of times when we felt the big gray mass of the American electorate would finally start listening, only to be disappointed in the end.
[And a big part of the reason you lost was the mindset that considers the American electorate to be a big gray mass.]
But in one week, we will witness one of the saddest events in this century. And we won't know if it will take a month, a year, or a decade to undo the damage, and take back our country. It's really going to hurt real bad when it happens. Be prepared.
[1-800-BUSH-WON]
To many (including me) this regime is temporary and doesn't have ANY legitimacy.
[I BEEEEELEEEEVE that the Bush Regime will last only until Jan. 21.]
I feel the same way, but Bush will officially be President...I can't imagine we'll be happy.
[Chris Heinz will be wearing a black band around his Perrier bottle in mourning.]
NOT MY PRESIDENT . . .for I live in America where Presidents are elected, not selected, and where the REAL title goes to the one who EARNS it, not CLAIMS it. Some will call him President and he can "officially" be their President, but I will never acknowledge him as my President. I had to do it in 2000 and I swear I will never bow to cheaters, liars, and thieves again.
[As God is my witness, as God is my witness they're not going to lick me. I'm going to live through this and when it's all over, I'll never be hungry again. No, nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill. As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.]
You can eother obey his dictat or go to jail. Once shrub is sworn in, we will be forced to obey his wishes, and if we don't the full force of the law enforcement will be staring in our face. It is indeed a SAD DAY, Jan 20th.
[Fear the wrath of our Glorious Emperor, the mighty Chimpus Khan!]
Can I take my pillow? Or are you talking the kind of jail that is overseas and south of FL that people do not return from?
[That horrible, horrible place where the prisoners are tortured with air conditioning.]
Forced to obey his wishes? LOL. We'll still have all the same rights we have today (for now, anyway). We can still fight him through all of the means we are using right now. He's not being sworn in as God, as much as he would like to think he is. He does not make the law.
[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]
but on Jan. 21 who will be the POTUS ?
[DAMN! You always come up with those tough questions. Let me do a week of research on the Web and maybe I can find the answer.]
I plan a total media black-out that day. Now news, no c-span, no radio ...
[Shut my eyes, cover my ears, and yell, LA-LA-LA-LA! NOT GOING TO SEE OR HEAR IT!!! LA-LA-LA-LA!]
Keep pressure on Congress to help the dems have some backbone. Work locally to get voter verified paper ballots with auditing. Frame the debate. Keep digging into the election fraud to build the case for impeachment. Keep exposing all the lies.
[Ah! More of my pet DUmmie ants performing the circular mill routine again.]
Not watching, not listening and not verifying! Not MY President. Karma, karma, karma! Waiting for the MELT-DOWN!!!!
[Eyes closed! Ears covered! LA-LA-LA-LA!!! KARMA-MA-MA-MA!!!]
Remember, NOT ONE DAMN DIME next Thursday. And wear your BLUE PAPERCLIP ...Or ORANGE with your black clothes (will be fun explaining why you are dressing for Halloween in January!)
[Especially when you have a dime clipped with a blue paperclip to your orange and black shirt.]
I'll be hugging my children and delighting in their smiles. I'll be praying for them.
[You will also be delighting in the fact that you won the DUmmie Drama Queen Award of the Week.]
I got hurt in 2000 and haven't stopped hurting since.
[Try Blue Emu.]
How do I volunteer to man the Suicide Hotline next week?
I have a lot of good advice to give out--effective calibers, how to tie sturdy knots, judging wind direction and velocity from atop high buildings, etc.
Time for me to "give back" to the community.I'm available for the 12:15 PM to 8:15 PM shift on Inauguration Day.
I'm always wating for that ad to end with..."Made from fresh squeezed Emu's!"
Alas and alack.
PJ COMIX, MORE HOPI AND MAYAN WISDOM...."THE TIME OF THE LONELY WOLF IS OVER" HA HA HA & A WARNING FROM THE MAYAN ELDERS TO PRAY ON B'ELEJEB KAME. HA H AH HEY DO YOU GUYS KNOW BILLY JACK?
Actually in my early days on the Web I was in contact with the SON of Billy Jack because I was very interested in getting a copy of "Billy Jack Goes To Washington." Interesting that this DUmmie mentions Billy Jack because I notice that most of the DUmmies sound just like the self-righteous chip-on-the-shoulder kids from the Billy Jack school who thought they knew it all while their school ignored certain topics like basic math in favor of improv theater. In any event, I will certainly audition that DUmmie thread for possible inclusion in the DUFUs.
threadjack?
Ha ha.
When the torture technique of "air conditioning, loud techno music, and flashing lights" was first reported, I thought they were talking about a Jakarta dance club.
[DAMN! You always come up with those tough questions. Let me do a week of research on the Web and maybe I can find the answer.]
This is very funny. LOL.
Don't knock it. I have found Emu Oil to the the BEST dry hair treatment out there. In fact I like it so much that (and I'm NOT joking) I bought a 5 gallon drum of the stuff on eBay and then bottled it with my own lable, "PJ's Dry Hair Treatment," and placed enough of those bottles in my freezer to last for about a dozen years. Also, emu oil is FANTASIC for burns. Once, while under the influence of a hot latina chick, I accidentally filled a jacuzzi full of boiling hot water. I stuck my foot in there and immediately got a painful burn turning my foot lobster red. Just before hitting the sack, I covered my foot with emu oil. Next morning when I woke up both the pain and the lobster red color were gone. It was like my foot never got burned at all. BTW, a lot of the burn centers used emu oil for treatment of the patients.
These morons cannot find their way out of paper bag, just relax.
So they would catch it if you said, "I voted for John Kerry, but........I still don't think that Bush stole Ohio"?
There are many things I like about Sheboygan but the food ain't one of 'em! :^)
Exactly, they wouldn't tombstone you right away but at least a couple would accuse you of being a troll, especially if you go back and forth with somebody. A hit and run post would be safer.
LOL, it wouldn't take me long to slip and call Kerry, Hanoi John. That I suspect would send me to tombstone land.
"the smirking face of a flesh-eating virus...."
I thought Kerry was in France talking to Chirac?
"You can eother obey his dictat or go to jail. Once shrub is sworn in, we will be forced to obey his wishes, and if we don't the full force of the law enforcement will be staring in our face. It is indeed a SAD DAY, Jan 20th."
You will obey me while I lead you,
And eat the garbage that I feed you
Till the day that we don't need you
Don't go for help, no one will heed you
Your mind is totally controlled
It has been stuffed into my mold
And you will do as you are told
Until the rights to you are sold....
DUmmies are like a cult where independent thinking is not tolerated. And when you think about it they are part of a powerful political entity which is a little scary. Heaven forbid democrats regain control of DC. They are dangerous enough even as a minority party what with filibustering reasonable judges and legislation and all. Hopefully some of the more reasonable dems will get control of the party. They'll lose their base (DUmmy types) but that's OK.
Nitwits. It is not "real" bad. It is "really" bad. Come on, underground of RATS, learn to use adverbs.
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