LOL, it wouldn't take me long to slip and call Kerry, Hanoi John. That I suspect would send me to tombstone land.
I also found it handy to use the "IGNORE" feature for people who especially pi&& me off. There are some that just get under my skin and if I continue to argue with them... I'd be found out. So, I have to just "IGNORE" them to maintian my secret agent status.