Bush Twins Reportedly Unhappy About Family-Friendly Concert Line-Up (Retread Unhappy about ZOT)

http://swiftreport.blogs.com/news/2005/01/bush_twins_fume.html#more ^ | 1/14/05 | Russell D'Arby

[marissak]

When Barbara and Jenna Bush agreed to host a youth concert as part of their famous dad's inaugural festivities, they imagined themselves getting up close and personal with hot musical stars like Lil Jon and JoJo. But one by one, the twins' top choices have been replaced by country crooners and has-beens—even a Christian singing sheriff.

[Betteboop]

OK--so now the media can jump ugly on the twins....just wait and see.

[AppyPappy]

They should have asked for the Black-Eyes Peas and Usher. The fact they are Democrats shouldn't influence the decision, right?

[SittinYonder]

So you signed up today to post this? I smell a troll.

[SittinYonder]

May want to call the kitties ... troll trashing Bush twins.

[TheBigB]

Here's an interesting tidbit from the story: "Mrs. Cheney recommended that Kid Rock, a rock-rapper who was vocal in his support for the president during the recent campaign, replace Lil Jon. But the Second Lady was apparently blind-sided by pro-family organizations, including Campaign for Children and Families (CCF), which complained that Kid's selection was an insult to traditional values voters.

So Lynne Cheney herself recommended that Kid Rock be included? I can't decide what in this whole brouhaha is true and what isn't.

[anniegetyourgun]

Welcome to FR. Better the twins whine than dress in Nazi costumes, eh?

[kingsurfer]

Could you imagine who Tipper "All Music should be banned" Gore would recommend?

[mountaineer]

Wow, a blogger who, without ever having met these two young women, can read their minds. Cool.

[MHak]

Note to self:

File this with Brad whatsisname and Jen whatshername story.

[eyespysomething]

Kid Rock's a lot better than Lil John.

[aruanan]

Bush Twins Reportedly Unhappy About Family-Friendly Concert Line-Up

Well, at least they haven't gotten the Olsen twins to do a medley of patriotic standards.

[ValerieUSA]

I'm sure this blogger knows exactly what Jenna and Barbara imagined, and that they imagined the same thing, seeing as how they are twins and all....

[paltz]

actually I think P.O.D. would have been appropriate and perfect.

[exnavychick]

So you signed up today to post this? I smell a troll.

Gads, I hope so...this is the story that just won't die! LOL!

[martin_fierro]

[Enterprise]

"Look I told you I hang with niggaz that pimp hoes
Shakin every trap and collectin from strip shows
I'm a fat playa with a mouth full of gold
I be smokin plenty dro
But I don't put none up my nose"

and

"Pimp of the Nation, I could be it
As a matter of a fact, I foresee it
But only pimpin' hoes with the big tush
While you be left pimpin Barbara Bush

Well, so what's the problem here? (Snort - guffaw)

[dighton]

Swiftreport, as in Jonathan Swift, as in satire.

IIRC, someone got banned recently for trolling with this stuff, posted as straight news.

[TheBigB]

Hmmm, I didn't notice. I admit, it got me hook, line, and sinker.

[stainlessbanner]

"They could have had some of the dopest rappers out there. Now they're stuck with a lame singer like Hilary Duff. They like don't even want to go anymore," says the friend.

Dopest? Fo' Shizzle