DUmmie FUnnies 01-11-05 ("What are your plans for Inauguration Day?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 11, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

So what are the DUmmie plans for Inauguration Day? Many of them will be calling the Suicide Hotline Number: 1-800-BUSH-WON. But what of the others? As we can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, “What are your plans for Inauguration Day?” some of them play to lie in bed all day and cry but others are planning ILLEGAL activities such as tossing eggs and bananas at the President or at Freepers (which the DUmmies call anyone who is a Bush supporter). Fortunately, I happen to know that the DUmmie FUnnies are read by many government officials so the DUmmies have inadvertently alerted the law enforcement agencies as to their illegal activities. Here is how the drill is going to go: DUmmies will enter D.C. on Inauguaration Day carrying eggs, bananas, and other potential missiles. Then they will be STOPPED by law enforcement officers and such objects will be REMOVED from them. Then they will slink back to DUmmieland crybabying about how they were “harassed” by the Fascist Regime. So let us now read of the DUmmie plans for Inauguration Day. The DUmmie rantings are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, shivering on the outdoor Inauguration Parade bleachers, is in the [brackets]:

What are your plans for Inauguration Day? I'll be in DC...video cameras at the ready...eggs/bananas at the ready...ready for some freeper joisting...

[Don’t be surprised if your face “accidentally” slams against a Freeper Fist when you try to egg him.]

Throw an egg for me. It's my birthday, I'll be avoiding anything to do with it.

[You will also avoid having your face “accidentally” slamming against a Freeper Fist.

I'll have an egg or banana with your best birthday wishes

[And you will be wiping a lot of birthday cake icing off your face after it makes contact with a Freeper Fist the moment you toss that bannana or egg.]

Wake at 7.... turn off alarm. Realize what day it is. Cry. Put covers over head. Cry. Lie in bed all day. Cry.

[If your heartaches seem to hang around too long
And your blues keep getting bluer with each song
Remember sunshine can be found behind a cloudy sky
So let your hair down and go on and cry.]

protesting, wearing orange, in my hometown cant afford DC but can afford to take the day off and go protest in Seattle. I'll wear orange and am still thinking of what to put on my sign.

[How about: “Still Visualizing My Own Reality”?]

What are the eggs for? If your implying that you might try to egg Bush, tell the SS I said hi. I am sure you will have plenty of time to talk to them.

[And then self-righteously post in DUmmieland about how the “Fascist Regime” harassed you.]

I've egged Bush's bus this summer, so I'm pretty familiar with the drill. It's a fast, quick motion. The eggs stay in your pocket until the last possible moment. Very exhilarating!

[Yes. You’ll find your visit to the D.C. jail to be “very exhilarating” DUmmie zulchzulu.]

I would have a good lawyer on call and retainer. You will be dropped like a sack of potatoes and whisked away before the egg hits the ground.

[And if the eggs hit a Freeper, Dummie zulchzulu will definitely hit the ground like a sack of potatoes.]

Boil one of those eggs before you throw it. I'll be in the rainforests of Costa Rica.

[Unfortunately for you, DUmmie tk2kewl, the only forest you will be in will be as part of a prison road crew wearing your beloved orange.]

For 24 Hours SHUT DOWN THE U.S. ECONOMY. Not one damn dime for gasoline. Not one damn dime for necessities or for impulse purchases. Not one damn dime for anything for 24 hours. Boycott Walmart, KMart and Target. Don't go to the mall or the local convenience store. Don't buy any fast food (or any groceries at all for that matter). For 24 hours, please do what you can to shut the retail economy down. Not one dime on pay per view, stamps, don't put mail in your mailbox, nothing. The object is simple. Don't spend, Don't work, Don't participate in the economy.

[I see you’re visualizing your own reality again.]

Is there going to be any kind of protest in the San Fran area?

[Yes. Lying in front of onrushing Cable Cars.]

Puke, puke, and puke some more.

[Try not to stain your orange diaper.]

I will wear black. I will wear a black armband, and put black flags up in my yard.

[Have you no fashion sense? The official “vote fraud” protest colors are orange and black…the Halloween colors.]

[beckysueb]

That sounds like a full day of spending and thwarting DUmmies. I like it!!!

[Roses0508]

Went to PV this summer. Beautiful place, had a good time. When you come back we'll have to talk about "a Mexican minute".

The most fun was the canopy tour, if you like that sort of thing. Unbelievable greenery.

[franksolich]

<<having a good hair day, thank you.

<<wished had two computer monitors, so could view both the FreeRepublic and the DUmmies at the same time, rather than having to switch back-and-forth.

P.J. is not the only one who views DUmmies as an ant farm (although he of greater illumination and enlightenment, and of quicker wit, than I, first used the term).

[Tempest]

I don't understand why all the bitterness from the DUmmies. I mean aren't they supposed to be celebrating election turnover and inaugurating Kerry on the 20th?


=^D

[beckysueb]

Glad you're having a good hair day. Those are few and far between at my house these days. But the DUmmies will be having a bad hair day by the time they get done trying to figure out how to pull the main switch in the electorial box. LOL

[freedumb2003]

I just stopped by there -- right after the post to boycott everything, the curretly last answer on the thread is:

starrislandS (8 posts) Tue Jan-11-05 09:51 AM
Response to Original message

32. Meeting my sister


in Manhattan and spending the day shopping!!


BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Too old now and too uncoordinated for The Canopy, LOL!

Our teens went when we were down there in October. We're going back again because we liked it so much that Dad decided he'd take us again as our Christmas gift. I wish we weren't going back so soon, but you can't beat the price...FREE!

[Flux Capacitor]

And, of course, these idiots who want to shut down the economy are the same people who've just spent four years accusing George W. Bush of doing just that. Make up your minds, DUmbasses!

-Dan

[KJC1]

Look at this thread, where some of the DUmmies HOPE President Bush tries to instate a draft! These people are beyond help of any form. I guess they didn't learn that attempting to spread bilge about a draft didn't work before the election, but they've decided to recycle it anyway.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x2935021

[Welsh Rabbit]

Eggs?? How old are these idiots?

Older than you might think. A lot of times when I'm lurking on liberal boards I'll come across these types who threatening to do something really immature, like egging or vowing to wear an F*** Bush t-shirt for the next four years, and you think it's just some ignorant kid who hasn't been out in the real world yet. Then they'll say something to reveal their age, like having voted for McGovern...

[westmichman]

I guess I should have written "messy" rather than "interesting". LOL

[birbear]

I've been banished over there...after one week and 14 posts.

I guess I got carried away.

[GSWarrior]

For 24 Hours SHUT DOWN THE U.S. ECONOMY"

Head shops and 7/11 stores hardest hit.

[Flux Capacitor]

I wonder if these idiots have any inkling that it was the DEMOCRATS who introduced draft legislation last year.

I've got news for you, DUmbasses: Both houses of Congress are lost to you through at least the rest of the decade. Check the races and do the math yourselves; or at least, those of you who can count.

-Dan

[granite]

DUmmies conspire to fry electrical grid:

Dear Mike,

Thank you for all you have done to shine a light on the greed, fascism and hipocracy we have been suffering through in this country for too many years. I am an admirer of your body of work and I pray that you and the millions of us who agree with you can prevail against seemingly insurmountable odds.

I am writing specifically to suggest a means of protest that we all can participate in on Jan. 20. I propose we organize a simple blackout in which at 9:00 pm eastern standard time we collectively turn the power off in our homes and offices for a two minute span. At 9:02 pm when we all power up agaqin this will create a surge on the power grid which should have a significant effect if enough participate. This is a symbolic means to say that people are paying attention and we have been in the dark (media blackout re: election fraud, illegal war, etc.) but we are aware and we are going to shine a "light" on this administration.

If you think this idea has merit please disseminate it for maximum effect. Thank's again for all you've done.

[NRA1995]

Here's a thread calling for Michael Moore to help them with a national electrical blackout....too too funny

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=203x277698

[mickeylee]

Hysterical! Please add me to your ping list!
(I am in my cubical, trying desperatly to not laugh out loud, so as not to irritate my boss)

[sydneycarton]

you've got that right. They're all broke. I mean in any group you are going to have some people without much money, but it seems to be the norm over there. I've never seen so many poor geniuses in all my life.

Mike

[doug from upland]

Who throws bananas at people? Monkeys?

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #554.