DUmmie FUnnies 01-11-05 ("What are your plans for Inauguration Day?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 11, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

So what are the DUmmie plans for Inauguration Day? Many of them will be calling the Suicide Hotline Number: 1-800-BUSH-WON. But what of the others? As we can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, “What are your plans for Inauguration Day?” some of them play to lie in bed all day and cry but others are planning ILLEGAL activities such as tossing eggs and bananas at the President or at Freepers (which the DUmmies call anyone who is a Bush supporter). Fortunately, I happen to know that the DUmmie FUnnies are read by many government officials so the DUmmies have inadvertently alerted the law enforcement agencies as to their illegal activities. Here is how the drill is going to go: DUmmies will enter D.C. on Inauguaration Day carrying eggs, bananas, and other potential missiles. Then they will be STOPPED by law enforcement officers and such objects will be REMOVED from them. Then they will slink back to DUmmieland crybabying about how they were “harassed” by the Fascist Regime. So let us now read of the DUmmie plans for Inauguration Day. The DUmmie rantings are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, shivering on the outdoor Inauguration Parade bleachers, is in the [brackets]:

What are your plans for Inauguration Day? I'll be in DC...video cameras at the ready...eggs/bananas at the ready...ready for some freeper joisting...

[Don’t be surprised if your face “accidentally” slams against a Freeper Fist when you try to egg him.]

Throw an egg for me. It's my birthday, I'll be avoiding anything to do with it.

[You will also avoid having your face “accidentally” slamming against a Freeper Fist.

I'll have an egg or banana with your best birthday wishes

[And you will be wiping a lot of birthday cake icing off your face after it makes contact with a Freeper Fist the moment you toss that bannana or egg.]

Wake at 7.... turn off alarm. Realize what day it is. Cry. Put covers over head. Cry. Lie in bed all day. Cry.

[If your heartaches seem to hang around too long
And your blues keep getting bluer with each song
Remember sunshine can be found behind a cloudy sky
So let your hair down and go on and cry.]

protesting, wearing orange, in my hometown cant afford DC but can afford to take the day off and go protest in Seattle. I'll wear orange and am still thinking of what to put on my sign.

[How about: “Still Visualizing My Own Reality”?]

What are the eggs for? If your implying that you might try to egg Bush, tell the SS I said hi. I am sure you will have plenty of time to talk to them.

[And then self-righteously post in DUmmieland about how the “Fascist Regime” harassed you.]

I've egged Bush's bus this summer, so I'm pretty familiar with the drill. It's a fast, quick motion. The eggs stay in your pocket until the last possible moment. Very exhilarating!

[Yes. You’ll find your visit to the D.C. jail to be “very exhilarating” DUmmie zulchzulu.]

I would have a good lawyer on call and retainer. You will be dropped like a sack of potatoes and whisked away before the egg hits the ground.

[And if the eggs hit a Freeper, Dummie zulchzulu will definitely hit the ground like a sack of potatoes.]

Boil one of those eggs before you throw it. I'll be in the rainforests of Costa Rica.

[Unfortunately for you, DUmmie tk2kewl, the only forest you will be in will be as part of a prison road crew wearing your beloved orange.]

For 24 Hours SHUT DOWN THE U.S. ECONOMY. Not one damn dime for gasoline. Not one damn dime for necessities or for impulse purchases. Not one damn dime for anything for 24 hours. Boycott Walmart, KMart and Target. Don't go to the mall or the local convenience store. Don't buy any fast food (or any groceries at all for that matter). For 24 hours, please do what you can to shut the retail economy down. Not one dime on pay per view, stamps, don't put mail in your mailbox, nothing. The object is simple. Don't spend, Don't work, Don't participate in the economy.

[I see you’re visualizing your own reality again.]

Is there going to be any kind of protest in the San Fran area?

[Yes. Lying in front of onrushing Cable Cars.]

Puke, puke, and puke some more.

[Try not to stain your orange diaper.]

I will wear black. I will wear a black armband, and put black flags up in my yard.

[Have you no fashion sense? The official “vote fraud” protest colors are orange and black…the Halloween colors.]

[Safrguns]

ahh.. thanks... I should have known that.

[Mike Darancette]

I'll have an egg or banana with your best birthday wishes

Sounds like someone is in love!

[Not A Snowbird]

protesting, wearing orange, in my hometown cant afford DC but can afford to take the day off and go protest in Seattle.

Ha, this poor DUmmie! Does he/she realize the orange is the color the Puget Sound FReepers are wearing to protest our sham of a governor's election? Ha!

On the plus side, I've got a bird-eye view from my office window of the Seattle Federal Building. I can watch this DUmmie get hauled away.

[Not A Snowbird]

Although the United States Military will put them down -- violently -- I stand ready to assist.

Me too. I'll "unretire" just for the occasion.

[NRA1995]

Post # 60: This picture is on the DUbie Brothers web page and they are having an absolute SNIT!

[Dashing Dasher]

I guess the "Not One Dime" theory doesn't translate to eggs, bananas, and bail.

Curious bunch - they really don't know who they are dealing with - do they? The SF and Seattle cops are pushovers compared to the security that will be enforced on Inauguration Day.

[fastattacksailor]

The jails are going to be mighty crowded.

So much the better!


;-)

[Jack Deth]

I'd love to be within earshot of a Secret Service, Metopolitan or Capitol Police Officer confronting one of these morons.

"Excuse me, sir. Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

Jack.

[westmichman]

If they get patted down with eggs in their pockets it could get quite interesting.

[Flux Capacitor]

----For 24 Hours SHUT DOWN THE U.S. ECONOMY.----

Nose, meet knife -- AND SCREW YOU, FACE!

(I'm trying to picture a group of people totalling about a third of the population of Shreveport "shutting down the U.S. economy". Not having an easy time of it.)

----Is there going to be any kind of protest in the San Fran area?----

A PROTEST?? IN SAN FRANCISCO???? I've heard some crazy things from the DUmbasses before, but the idea that anybody would get out and protest George W. Bush in such an upstanding, traditional-values region such as the BAY AREA is the kookiest thing yet. I suppose they're going to have demonstrations at BERKELEY, DUmbasses? *snicker*

----Puke, puke, and puke some more.----

That reminds me.... did any Freepers here see "Team America: World Police"? Awesome. Don't miss it.

----I will wear black. I will wear a black armband, and put black flags up in my yard.----

They're ALL about the armbands.

-Dan

[hattend]

protesting, wearing orange, in my hometown cant afford DC but can afford to take the day off and go protest in Seattle. I'll wear orange and am still thinking of what to put on my sign.

How about "The election was stolen"?

Being in Seattle, nobody will know you're protesting the inauguration and you may make the nightly news about protesting Gregoire.

Do it, Dummie, DO IT!! Or I'll get Rove on your case.

[franksolich]

My, my, my, as about noon (Nebraska time), the DUmmies are proposing that everybody at 9:00 p.m. eastern time on January 20th pull their circuit-breakers on the electrical panels, for two minutes, until 9:02 p.m., as a "protest."

In theory (DUmmie theory, not my theory), this should cause a gigantic "surge" at 9:02, putting all the rest of us in the dark.

My, my, my. Children. Temper tantrums.

What is scary is that these DUmmies are actually adults, usually in their 40s and 50s, posing as "youngsters."

[Scothia]

For 24 Hours SHUT DOWN THE U.S. ECONOMY. Not one damn dime for gasoline. Not one damn dime for necessities or for impulse purchases. Not one damn dime for anything for 24 hours. Boycott Walmart, KMart and Target. Don't go to the mall or the local convenience store. Don't buy any fast food (or any groceries at all for that matter). For 24 hours, please do what you can to shut the retail economy down. Not one dime on pay per view, stamps, don't put mail in your mailbox, nothing. The object is simple. Don't spend, Don't work, Don't participate in the economy.

Pardon me for repeating in its Bolshevik entirety, but this is the sublimest DUmmy post in a long, long time! I'm sure we'll all miss that $10.75 dip in the economy.

In their honor, I have put on my Jan. 20 "to do" list (aside from watching my President take the OOO): Shop till I drop. Send packages at PO (don't forget the stamps). Fill gas tank--better yet, go to full serve and fill gas tank, get car wash and hand vac. Go out for nice lunch and then get hair done; leave higher than usual tips at both. Drop off volunteer application at Red Cross. Pick up pizza for hubby and me to enjoy while watching rerun of President. Stop at 7/11 for eggs and bananas on the way home. Oh, and give extra contribution for the church's benevolence fund, to show our gratitude to God for the four-year reprieve from DUmmy NUttiness.

[speed_addiction]

These Dumbasses are so filled with hate that they don't care if they further thier own destruction by their actions. This poem by Stephen Crane seems so appropriate for them.

In the desert
I saw a creature, naked, bestial,
Who, squatting upon the ground,
Held his heart in his hands,
And ate of it.
I said, "Is it good, friend?"
"It is bitter-bitter," he answered;
"But I like it.
Because it is bitter.
And because it is my heart."

[beckysueb]

I think this is illegal. They are so dumb they think 10 people in Arkansas and 2 people in ND and 6 people in Nebraska and maybe 1 in SD possibly 50 in NY and the list goes on, if they do this all at the same time that its going to cause a massive blackout? ROFLMAOPIMP!!!!

[franksolich]

Yeah, the DUmmies actually do believe this. Really.

[killjoy]

If they get patted down with eggs in their pockets it could get quite interesting.

What if they get patted down a little too hard and all their eggs break in their pockets? Ooooopppss..

[beckysueb]

Thats hilarious! You do know thats their staple food, don't you? LOL

[franksolich]

Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!

The Dims dropped their electoral lawsuit in Ohio.....

.....and now this "Andy Stephenson" character is promising "something new" "very soon."

Maybe "Andy Stephenson" and "William Pitt" are one and the same?

I swear, "Andy Stephenson" talking just like "William Pitt" did the last weekend of December, advising DUmmies to not lose hope, and this is not a set-back, and that something "new" is in the works, coming out very soon.

The DUmmies are watching, breathless.

[beckysueb]

Oh the possibilities of all those DUmmies messing with an electrical box just opens up the sweetest vision. Pardon me but it looks like you're having a bad hair day. lol