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DUmmie FUnnies 01-10-05 ("CBS Ousts 4 For Bush Guard Story")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 10, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/10/2005 5:24:08 PM PST by PJ-Comix

It is interesting to read the Dummie reaction to the release of the CBS Memogate report and the firing of 4 news employees on this THREAD titled, “CBS Ousts 4 For Bush Guard Story.” If you remember, the DUmmies swallowed that original 60 Minutes story hook, line, and sinker. They were gloating over the damage the CBS Texas Air National story did to Bush. But even as they were gloating, Freeper Buckhead had already cast aspersions upon the authenticity of the letter CBS used to support their assertion that Bush got special treatment in the National Guard. Within days, the DUmmie gloating turned to ashes in their mouths as it turned out the letter was fraudulent. One strange aftereffect of this affair is that many DUmmies wanted to become leftwing versions of Buckhead as can be noted in their wild theories to explain away many things, such as why Bush won the election. However, let us now observe the DUmmie reaction to the release of the Memogate report. As usual the DUmmie comments are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent is in the [brackets]:

Most people here on DU will see it as a reiteration...of the shrub's spoiled childhood, but I guarantee that the talking heads and right-wing radio will focus on....."The panel said a “myopic zeal” to be the first news organization to broadcast".... and use that as "proof" of left-wing media bias.

[Actually the panel went pretty soft on the bias issue. Does anybody, except INSANE DUmmies, actually think this wasn’t a case of bias against Bush on the part of CBS and Dan Rather?]

Why are Dem media persona held to higher standards than Republicans?

[Thanx for the admission that Dan Rather, Mary Mapes, & CBS personnel are DEMOCRATS.]

Because they are purging Dems from big media.

[And thank you for seconding the admission.]

If you read the debates in DU at the time CBS aired the piece you will find that there were quite a few DUers that did not believe the documents were authentic and that took offense to Dan Rather's stonewalling when questions were raised in the MSM about the same documents.

[Dummie Moderator IndianaGreen here trying to rewrite history. Very LITTLE questioning of the authenticity of documents in DUmmieland when the initial doubts began. When later it was almost impossible to deny the fact that the TANG letter was a forgery, the DUmmies blamed Karl Rove for being behind it.]

There has been no evidence whatsoever that proves that these documents are false regardless of what Howie Kurtz and the rest of the major propagandists tell you.

[And this DUmmie gives lie to IndianaGreen’s assertion that there was much doubt cast upon the authenticity of those documents in DUmmieland. The fact is that, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, many or perhaps most DUmmies STILL believe they were authentic.]

AFTER the report aired, and the freepers "discovered" that the memos were phony (it was clear they were tipped off by someone in the Rove network) -- only THEN did Mary Mapes decide it would be a good idea to call Burkett's alleged source. The alleged source told that he knew nothing about the memos.

[Yes it was all part of a vast Rovian network that tipped off the freepers about the phony memos.]

The memos were never determined to be phony. What was determined was that they had been copied so many times over that it was impossible to determine they were authentic. By extension, it was also impossible to determine they were phony.

[Plus there was the matter of the justified right margin and the th superscript that an ordinary typewriter of the early 70s would have been able to reproduce. But let us not let the facts stand in the way that it was only a matter of being copied so many times that the authenticity could not have been verified.]

The focus should be on the content, not on the pieces of paper themselves.

[The TANG story MUST be true even if the facts don’t support it.]

And the sad fact of the matter is that there is damned good evidence that bush* DID NOT fulfill his Guard obligation, not to mention being AWOL (which, by ALL definitions he was) or his disobeying a DIRECT ORDER to have his physical so he could maintain his flight status. It seems the whole mess is now a non-story. But keep in mind that the documents have NEVER been proved to be a forgery. NEVER!!

[I can just picture this DUmmie getting wasted at a bar with Dan Rather and they are both screaming together: “The documents have NEVER been proved to be a forgery. NEVER!!”]

Rather and Guiliani should charter the "We Got Roved" Club

[A Perfect Rovian Storm.]

CBS's mishandling of this news story effectively neutralized the issue of Bush's missing service in the TANG. It was almost as if CBS's source had been an agent of the GOP, and CBS took the bait (along with many other people).

[And judging from all the gloating in DUmmieland right after the TANG story aired, most of you DUmmies took the bait too.]

The documents gave easy cover to the Republicans during the campaign, and that pisses me off.

[My condolences on the fact that the TANG story backfired on you.]

Rather and Mapes were after Bush for five years. Bush knew this, Rove knew this and they played Rather like a fool. Whether the story was planted by Rove or not, Mapes should have taken the time to decipher the story before presenting it to Rather for broadcast. The story they should have run should not have been about Bush's TANG service. It should have been about passing off documents to CBS.

[Right. Karl Rove dressed up like Lucy Ramirez and passed the fake documents off to a drunken Burkett in a Kinko’s parking lot.]

When this broke, I kinda felt this way too. I mean, it was just too perfect for Bush, it made him out to be the victim! We still don't know WHERE those documents came from. It looks like we never may know, but it SURE was too convenient for Bush, wasn't it...

[Let me get this straight. The documents are authentic but if they are fake it was because it was a Rovian operation to sting CBS.]

Where is the report on Ohio?

[On the bottom of Karl Rove’s bird cage.]

Back when this thing broke out, I remember thinking how this was so perfect for Bush. It worked in his favor, and most of my not-too-political friends (most democrats) thought that this DID prove that CBS was biased. I can imagine that this probably converted a few more votes to Bush from those idiot "undecideds".

[Just enough votes to give the election to Bush. The vast Rovian plot worked PERFECTLY.]

The real story here is Bush missing his physical. Why? He had been doing community service in Houston on a coke possession charge. He would have failed the drug test. Helen Thomas tried to get information on this at a WH press conference but was rudely ignored. Rove wanted to divert all guard duty issues to Bush's service only

[And I have an early 70s letter here with a right justified margin and superscript th to verify this story.]

the republicans own the media in all shapes and forms...there is no getting the truth out.....its hidden...except when the Democrats are in the wrong and everything is blown out of context........

[Apparently your meds have already kicked in.]

Is there a good blog that tells our side of the story?

[www.AlternateReality.com]


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KEYWORDS: cbs; danrather; dummies; marymapes
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To: Texasforever

Maybe the DUmmies are all tapped out after all. I'm sure they haven't wised up. The last I noticed of good old Andy he was collecting money from the DUmmies via somebody else's PayPal a/c to go to FL and bring back the proof from Volusia Co. of the fraud he witnessed. Wonder why he needed a plane ticket, rental car, hotel money, etc. if he can hack into their system in OH. I guess it's because the weather is better in FL he had to physically travel there for proof!


181 posted on 01/11/2005 8:46:39 AM PST by penowa
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To: PJ-Comix
Let me get this straight. The documents are authentic but if they are fake it was because it was a Rovian operation to sting CBS

I just saw some talking head on a Fox News segment say almost exactly this, word for word. And he was totally serious. He said Rather should be fired, not for airing "authentic but not proven" documents, but for being so stupid as to fall for this Perfect Rovian Storm. Sheesh.

182 posted on 01/11/2005 8:52:54 AM PST by lonevoice (Vast Right Wing Pajama Party)
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To: Darkwolf377; Pride in the USA
Do you notice how they all sound like poetry-writing high school girls with eating disorders who've read The Bell Jar nine times? No one understands their inner self, their "special knowledge", their true worth as believers in all that is Good and Just, while they get stomped like dried flowers by the boot of authoritarianism.

Whoa. That's the best description of loony libs that I've read anywhere. Great post.

183 posted on 01/11/2005 9:33:46 AM PST by lonevoice (Vast Right Wing Pajama Party)
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To: franksolich

Actually, wasn't God_Bush_n_Cheney the guy in the hat with the ear flaps?


184 posted on 01/11/2005 1:57:23 PM PST by Purrcival
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To: PJ-Comix

Good observations. I noticed the other day how the DUmmies tried to rewrite their own history by trying to pretend that there was not insane chatter about Karl Rove being behind the "election fraud" and "Diebold conspiracy theories".

The nuts are attempting a very poor practice of self medication.


185 posted on 01/11/2005 2:03:09 PM PST by Tempest (Click on my name for a long list of press contacts)
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To: beckysueb

Sorry I got back to this thread so late, but my heart goes out to you. Pain like this never goes away!


186 posted on 01/11/2005 2:53:23 PM PST by luvie (Notice the DUM's don't talk about 3rd-term presidencies since November 2nd--hmmmm??!!)
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To: Texasforever

Did you ever post a thread for FReepers to discuss this possible criminal activity on the DUmmie thread? I would love to link to it to see what our side said. Have you heard from the FBI or Ohio concerning this. I read part of the DUmmie thread, but I am not so proficient in "computer-ese" that I could follow a lot of the techy stuff. I would sure like to see them prosecuted for hacking a government computer system!


187 posted on 01/11/2005 3:02:25 PM PST by luvie (Notice the DUM's don't talk about 3rd-term presidencies since November 2nd--hmmmm??!!)
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To: NonLinear


   ...something hugh and series to not kill a non troll...
188 posted on 01/11/2005 3:07:43 PM PST by dr_pat (it's only sarcasm if you don't read too carefully...)
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To: LUV W

No it sure doesn't. I usually don't talk about it because it still has a terrible affect on me. After posting last night, I was shaking so bad, it was uncontrollable. But it just kills me when some people assume we have all had a cushy life just cause we don't dwell on it.


189 posted on 01/11/2005 3:43:54 PM PST by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: beckysueb
After posting last night, I was shaking so bad, it was uncontrollable.

You and your family are in my prayers--may you find comfort in His love for you.

190 posted on 01/11/2005 9:13:57 PM PST by luvie (Notice the DUM's don't talk about 3rd-term presidencies since November 2nd--hmmmm??!!)
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To: LUV W

Thank you! I didn't see this post till this morning. You made my day! Freepers are Wonderful!! God bless.


191 posted on 01/12/2005 4:44:39 AM PST by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: penowa; Swordmaker; PJ-Comix

"Perhaps the first known fatal case of Carpal Tunnel Syndrome?"

That is truly wicked and my sides ache so bad from laughing but that's my punishment for enjoying the DUFUnnies so much.

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I'm laughing myself! (But don't negate carpal tunnel surgery. No fun; I stupidly listened to the doctor 'expert' who did both my wrists within a month.) Couldn't lift a coffee cup, let alone DO anything.) That was years ago and I'm sure things have improved, I hope.


192 posted on 01/12/2005 3:54:19 PM PST by JLO
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To: beckysueb

Heartbreaking, beckysueb.

My prayers sent.


193 posted on 01/12/2005 4:01:20 PM PST by JLO
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To: JLO

Thank you. Everyone on FR has been so kind. God bless you. But my son and daughter-in-law and grandson did survive although my son is not in good health now. He has to have a trache in his neck for the rest of his life because of damage to his voice box. But I thank God for sparing his life.


194 posted on 01/12/2005 4:47:23 PM PST by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: G32
To DUmmie fans, Kephra over there just dropped dead today, literally at the computer. Kind of sad, but this guy must've posted 25k+ posts a year over there. Just FYI

Wow... that is pretty sad. Of course in a way, all DUmmies are sad. and some of us Freepers can be sad too (me! me! oh.. pick me!)

195 posted on 01/12/2005 10:37:20 PM PST by GeronL (I am NOT the real bin Laden)
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To: GeronL

Apparently he died of one of those blood clots you can get from not moving or from being on a plane. Travels up from the lower legs.

I suggest regular exercise for everyone online or off


196 posted on 01/13/2005 9:12:54 AM PST by G32
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