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DUmmie FUnnies 01-10-05 ("Many Americans [DUmmies] refuse to concede 'stolen election'")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 10, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/10/2005 4:41:07 AM PST by PJ-Comix

Mark Steyn wrote a terrific ARTICLE in today’s Washington Times titled “Alternative Universe” about the refusal of the DUmmies to accept the reality of the election results. And to see more proof of the refusal of the DUmmies to face reality, I present here this Dummie THREAD titled, “Many Americans refuse to concede 'stolen election'.” This Dummie Discussion is in Bolshevik Red and is based on a Cleveland Plain Dealer ARTICLE of the same title. So let us lead off this DUFU edition with an excerpt from the Cleveland Plain Dealer story. And if you haven’t figured it out by now, the commentary of your humble correspondent is in the [brackets]:

While a two-hour debate raged on the floors of the U.S. House and Senate over the certification of the presidential election, more than 400 activists waited outside to learn which of their leaders would join their cause. Under an overcast sky, the Rev. Jesse Jackson told the activists - still refusing to accept the results of the November election - not to be bitter. As he spoke, many of them wept, because for some, the anger over what they refer to as "the stolen election" is precisely what won't let them let go.

[True. The DUmmies just CAN’T get over their anger as any visitor to DUmmieland can plainly see.]

America is being attacked by the Super-wealthy and by the ignorant who carry their message for them. We here on the East Coast have been crying and will always be there for those disenfranchised. I believe Jesse has a very good message. We will never forget the actions of this administration and it's political clout.

[As I stated, the DUmmies just CAN’T get over it.]

I don't blame these people for being pissed because I know I was. It still makes me sick to think Kerry conceded so fast. I still don't understand why.

[Um….Maybe because he LOST? Of course, this is just wild speculation on my part.]

Kerry was taking one for his frat brother. The loyalty of the super-wealthy to each other goes far beyond any obligation Kerry may have felt to his party.This was a staged election.

[Please don’t forget to send a contribution to the Kerry ’08 Committee.]

I expect Kerry conceeded because he believed there was no way to pull off a win, and felt that any extended battle would do more damage than it could help. We may or may not feel the same, but I can see the point.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!]

I will go to my grave knowing and telling anybody who will listen that this election was stolen and the man and the leadership who promised to have "our backs" if we watched his quit on us. Long Live the Boxer Rebellion We can not and should not go quietly into that "Great Good Night." From the classic (rent it!) movie Little Big Man, "It was time to go down and look the devil in his eyes and tell him what he is."

[From the classic (rent it!) play King Lear:

Bids the wind blow the earth into the sea,

Or swell the curled waters above the main,

That things might change or cease; tears his white hair,

Which the impetuous blasts, with eyeless rage,

Catch in their fury and make nothing of;”]

I just sent Kerry an email demanding my $35.00 back. I think everyone should. What else does the flip-flopping wimp need the $15 million for?

[Snow board maintenance.]

These crooks have "won" because your leader did not raise more than his pinky to fight against it. If THAT election was not worth fighting, I fail to see what would qualify. These crooks won easy because only a handful of good people put up a fight. With no media, minimal political support, and not a freaking single big-shot to move his/her ass. So, yeah, some frustration at these leaders seems perfectly warranted.

[I love the smell of boiling bile in the morning.]

I gave $250 to the DNC a week before the election, in addition to what I'd given earlier in the campaign. If I thought asking for its return would do any good, I would.

[If they do return it, then don’t forget to turn it back over to Bev Harris.]

I believe the only way to get real reform is to expose over and over and over the fraud that took place in this election, to the extent that the Republican electorate actually gets it and demand of their thug leaders that they reform the voting process nationwide. Without the unlikely prospect of Republican voters leaning on their Congressional leaders, NOTHING is going to happen. So how do you get Republican voters to lean? Shame them. Expose and expose and expose, probably by taking it massively to the streets, as happened during the Vietnam war.

[You’re going to look awful silly protesting in the streets without a scintilla of proof of “vote fraud.” The interesting thing is that we have been following the DUmmies here for months and yet despite all their crybabying about “vote fraud” they have presented exactly ZERO evidence that it actually occurred. Oh, I’m sorry. They did present this “proof” in support of their treatise: The Republicans committed “vote fraud” because, well, they just MUST have done it.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: civilwar2; civilwarii; clintonlegacy; du; dummiefunnies; dummies; electionviolence; flatearthers; innauguration2005; johnkerry; marksteyn; riot; riotinthestreets
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To: PJ-Comix
Without the unlikely prospect of Republican voters leaning on their Congressional leaders, NOTHING is going to happen. So how do you get Republican voters to lean? Shame them.

Translation: We didn't get our way, so let's badger Bush voters into doing our dirty, crazy work for us. Keep dreamin' DUmmies.
41 posted on 01/10/2005 7:08:36 AM PST by KJC1 (overused DUmmie words: fascist, hubris, disenfranchisement)
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To: PJ-Comix

LOL

another classic....these people will be complaining about this in 2060.....


42 posted on 01/10/2005 7:35:01 AM PST by MikefromOhio (I need a new screen name. I am no longer in Iraq :) 3 to keep 2 to change so far)
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To: exnavychick

"I don't want a single party dominating everything. It's too easy to get into groupthink mode that way."

I agree. We just need to make sure that the other party is sane.


43 posted on 01/10/2005 7:38:20 AM PST by imskylark
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To: PJ-Comix
"kerry was taking one for his frat brother." - Now that's genuinely funny! Good job.
44 posted on 01/10/2005 7:41:26 AM PST by .cnI redruM (Memo to John F. Kerry - We don't send losers to rebuild Iraq)
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To: imskylark

That's exactly what I said. :)


45 posted on 01/10/2005 7:50:18 AM PST by exnavychick (There's too much youth; how about a fountain of smart.)
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To: PJ-Comix

This just developing (10:20 a.m., Nebraska time, Monday); the DUmmies are going ballistic over the CBS report--I imagine that as the day goes on, you should have some excellent material.


46 posted on 01/10/2005 8:07:10 AM PST by franksolich (a fronte praecipitum, a tergo lupus)
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To: Ditter
Those liberals in New York and on the East Coast have no idea that they live in a big country in which a majority does not agree with their political ideas. They are too focused on themselves to believe that the Midwest and the South actually exist beyond the movies and books that paint us all as idiots.

It is elitism, plain and simple. They are shocked at the fact that someone, somewhere could have principles quite different from their own.

47 posted on 01/10/2005 8:13:55 AM PST by SaveTheChief (There are 10 types of people -- those who understand binary, and those who don't.)
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To: PJ-Comix
What amazes me is their lack of historical knowledge. Us conservatives and Republicans would LOVE election reform. We would whole heartedly support measures to ensure a fair and honest election. Historically, its been the DEMOCRATS who have cheated, because they are the ones with the means, like labor unions, to do so.

Election reform? BRING IT ON!

48 posted on 01/10/2005 8:23:41 AM PST by Paradox (Occam was probably right.)
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To: exnavychick
I don't want a single party dominating everything. It's too easy to get into groupthink mode that way.

I agree, I say, we dispense with the Democrats, and just have the Republicans vs the Libertarians...

49 posted on 01/10/2005 8:24:39 AM PST by Paradox (Occam was probably right.)
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To: Dallas59
LOL!

Now, if we could just get the DUmmies to repeat this mantra:

"Kerry is not President...I think"

it would begin the DUmmie age of enlightenment.

50 posted on 01/10/2005 8:25:18 AM PST by lonevoice (Vast Right Wing Pajama Party)
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To: PJ-Comix
I gave $250 to the DNC a week before the election, in addition to what I'd given earlier in the campaign. If I thought asking for its return would do any good, I would.


My I suggest that you donate that $250 to the Bush Inauguration Fund?
Because Bush WON!


51 posted on 01/10/2005 8:27:52 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (Because I fly, I envy no (wo)man on earth. - Anon)
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To: Blue Jays
Hi All-

My request to be added to the DUmmie FUnnies ping list has brought more hilarious liberal humor and overblown drama into my life than could be imagined! These leftists are absolutely unreal... Thanks PJ-Comix!

~ Blue Jays ~

52 posted on 01/10/2005 8:33:25 AM PST by Blue Jays (Rock Hard, Ride Free)
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To: PJ-Comix

Remember, with Liberals, it is not what can be proved, but the seriousness of the charge


53 posted on 01/10/2005 8:36:29 AM PST by thchaser200
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To: Dashing Dasher

It won't do him any good. I'm sure lot's of people wish they could have the money back they invested in Global Crossings as well....


54 posted on 01/10/2005 8:39:41 AM PST by .cnI redruM (Memo to John F. Kerry - We don't send losers to rebuild Iraq)
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To: Dallas59
"Kerry is not President."

That is such a beautiful phrase.

55 posted on 01/10/2005 8:54:20 AM PST by weegee (WE FOUGHT ZOGBYISM November 2, 2004 - 60 Million Voters versus 60 Minutes - BUSH WINS!!!)
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To: thchaser200
Remember, with Liberals, it is not what can be proved, but the seriousness of the charge

You are correct. In this thread, seabeyond makes this brilliant statement "bush can pay media 240k of tax payer money but by gosh get the people that presented a factually true and proven story, yet not being able to verify one document.........they were historically correct
and fire their a$$"

It's "factual" and a "proven story" but can't be documented. Um. Ok. What's their proof? These people are such nutjobs!

56 posted on 01/10/2005 9:10:47 AM PST by DJ MacWoW ("Don't give me any of your 6th grade Michael Moore logic" Sec'y Defense Heller on 24)
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To: exnavychick

Nice tag line! Smarts is one thing you will not find in DUmmie land.


57 posted on 01/10/2005 9:13:41 AM PST by Allosaurs_r_us (Idaho Carnivores for Conservatism)
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To: Allosaurs_r_us

LOL. That's very true. And thanks. I like yours too. :)


58 posted on 01/10/2005 9:17:28 AM PST by exnavychick (There's too much youth; how about a fountain of smart.)
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To: Caipirabob

" *shiver* "

Yup.


59 posted on 01/10/2005 9:20:12 AM PST by Annie03
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To: maryz
"'Barking moonbats'" sparkle with lucidity by comparison."

How can you say that about the poor, poor victimized DUmmies? It really is fun to watch them react to the few sane posters that poke them with the sharp stick of reality (probably undercover Freepers), but I really do have a problem with the ones who just keep stirring their paranoia, particularly the ones who do it to fleece them. I understand why the DUmpster is a magnet for con men since it's where the marks congregate, but it still bothers me and makes me feel sorry for the DUmmies, for being so gullible and due to their mental illness, unable to learn. I'm torn and feel guilty for laughing at them.

60 posted on 01/10/2005 9:20:35 AM PST by penowa
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