Bwahahaha!
Posted on 12/28/2004 6:00:56 PM PST by PJ-Comix
Bwahahaha!
NO HE'S NOT! EMMM... YES YOU ARE RIGHT HE IS! NO HE'S NOT! MAYBE HE IS! SOMEBODY HELP ME MAKE UP MY MIND! /lol
...And a long, shrill ululant wail rises from the bowels of the DU
I hate that damn spell checker! I had a long long beautiful rant posted to any lurking DUmmies and I somehow lost it trying to use the spell checker. I checked post after correcting and it disappeared. It took me 30 minutes to type it, too! Just damn!!
It came from DU. Thats the way they talk. It just stinks of DU.
They can go there but who has the time to wade through all that junk? 90% of the threads there are not all that interesting. I find the gems and them add my commentary touch. BLOGS are the BIG thing now and yet little or nothing in print about them. BTW, when William Shirer wrote "Rise and Fall of the Third Reich" the publisher only published a few thousand copies because it was thought to have limited appeal. Just prior to publication of the book, Look magazine published a big excerpt of Shirer's book featuring the Nazi leaders on the cover of Look. When that issue of Look was published, the editors went into full panic mode because Sophia Loren was on the cover of rival Life magazine that week. The Look editors thought NO ONE would want to buy a copy of their magazine featuring the German leaders on their cover when they could get Life with Sophia Loren on the cover. Result: That issue of Look turned out to be their BEST SELLING issue ever.
So the moral of the story is that you can't always go by the past to judge how well a book does. Remember, the public at large have never read much about Blogs. In fact, a lot of folks don't even know what a Blog is. Therefore we are entering a whole new territory here.
Just keep collecting the DUmmie Funnies, P.J., and something will come of it. Probably not the way as "planned," but more likely this "something" will be even better than the "plan."
Just keep plugging away, collecting these jewels of lunacy as you have been, and I am confident that your book will hit the shelves late summer-early autumn.....2006, just in time for the mid-term elections.
Keep doing your fine work, and let things happen.
Things always happen, more by accident than by design.
By the way, I am STILL not convinced this "William Pitt" character is not a "plant" by someone (a FReeper or some other conservative digusted with lunacy); also I am beginning to wonder if perhaps the infamous "Bev Harris" was not the creation of a creative conservative mind--which is all good, because of the DUmmies sending her loads and loads of money. That would be a roar, DUmmies sending money to support Republican candidates in the mid-term elections.
----I'm angry about it! During the election when people were calling him a flip flopper I always defended him. But you know what? HE IS A DARN FLIP FLOPPER!!!----
Very good, DUmbasses. Some of us figured this out before the election, though.
----I hope someone with genuine integrity, conviction, spunk, maturity and common sense runs in 2008.----
----And so far no dem (Aside from Maxine Waters) is fighting for us IN A REAL AND VISIBLE WAY.----
I'll at least buy that the only congressperson to have ENDORSED the L.A. Riots is willing to take up a fight.
----I give him until Jan. 6th to show his mettle.----
I wonder if CNN will call Ohio for Bush by Jan. 6th.
----It is inconceivable to me that Bush won in any way that was on the up and up. I just don't buy it.----
I sympathize. It MUST be difficult for one to process the sudden realization that he and his side are complete losers who have been soundly rejected by a solid majority of America. Better luck next time. Schmuck.
----The past 7 weeks have been an emotional roller coaster and I've spent it waiting and watching for some good news, some great news, some fabulous news.----
The good, great, and faaaaaaaabulous!!! news is that George W. Bush will be your president until 2009. And your sorry asses will benefit hugely from that, whether you appreciate it or not. As my good buddy Rush Limbaugh would say, "Learn it, love it.... live it."
-Dan
It's a shame that the DUmmies took SOOOooooo long to finally see this. It does say something about DUmmies being awfully slow. FR knew this from the word go. Poor, poor, naive little DUmmies...
The Democratic Party sure does a good job keeping these DUmmies DUm,depressed, dependant,depraved and DElusional. I can not believe these people vote.
My sick brother-in-law DUmmie had the gull to send me a Loretta Sanchez "Holiday Greeting" card with her sitting on top of fireplace mantle dressed in black leather pants and red leather jacket with Hillary frilly blouse. Looks like a ho. Don't even want to imagine M.Walters on a card... she is one ugly person. Jan't wait til January 6 and final celebration 1-20
They will follow anyone one. W.Pitt sure has them going. Here DUmmie DUmmie DUmmie.... and they follow.
I believe that it has been proved that the person who sent that is not really a freeper. BTW congrats you will soon past your third month as a member of FR.
Oops,! My apologies. Let me try that again. I see that you have already been posted to the fact that the offending email is false and not from a freeper.
LOL @ "biggest ping list in the history of FR."
Aren't they one and the same?
THE DUFUs are just one radio talk show host away from being published right away. If just one national radio talk show host starts plugging the book, I KNOW it would be published pronto. BTW, have I ever mentioned the GREAT sense of humor Laura Ingraham has plus her great beauty as well? Mention the DUFUs, Laura, and I will be your SLAVE for life!
This is what happened:
Here's the story from the Boston Globe, in case the picture alone doesn't provide enough laughs.
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