DUmmie FUnnies 12-24-04 ("From the freepers regarding Will Pitt Post...")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 24, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[DJ MacWoW]

Not only do they hate America but they want to destroy it. A thread titled "Revolution Anyone"? What they mean is, they didn't get what they want so they'll tear it all down.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=2861976

[westmichman]

Sorry it wasn't me either. I found myself getting a little too blunt with them and they couldn't take it. I think when I told one guy that he was "having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have" they realized I was quoting Rush and then the axe fell.

[notpoliticallycorewrecked]

Perhaps you can do a rerun of some of these comment on Jan 20. The you can remind them of what they were predicting and how it didn't come to pass.....

[ladyinred]

This is no coincidence. The way that the far right motivates it rank and file is through fear, the same way Hitler and Goebels motivated their followers.

LOL! This is a crack up! The pot calling the kettle Hitler! From the group that declares the sky is falling at each election! Too funny!

[ChicagoRighty]

>>Over 2000 posts now, and they still haven't caught on <<

That is impressive. I could never make it. I would slip up I'm sure. Do you get a lot of responses from them? Engage them? Draw them out? I think this is the funniest thing yet. A super-mole.

[chesley]

The key is to state your position without being insulting, but stop and drop out of the discussion when it starts to get out. Also, you can build up a lot of innocuous posts in the Lounge. Once you're over a thousand you have a little more liberty.

[squidward]

put me on the ping list...I get a kick out of the DUmmie FUnnies

[chesley]

Yes. I do get responses. Not to everything, of course. I like to state my position using their own stated principles. For a simple example, if something is being said about speech codes, or anti-Christian, I mention freedom of speech or religion, then develop my opposition. Often I stop before I go too far. Never post while drinking.

Or you can criticize the logic of their thinking without stating opposition to the actual message.

Build up your post count in the Lounge. Cats are an excellent subject, and some of them can cook. I've tried some of the recipes.

After 1000 posts, you have a lot more freedom, although disruption will still get you banned. You can't really respect these people, but treat them with civility anyway, and you can last a long time.

[ChicagoRighty]

>>Never post while drinking.<<

High-laryious! This sounds like fun, but also has to be time-consuming. I'd rather go in and blast away, but then i'd get booted, most likely. How long did it take you to get to 1000 posts?

[A Jovial Cad]

I doubt I could make it to 10 posts over there, let alone 1,000! I can barely read ten posts in that cesspool without wanting to vomit. Kudos to you for flying under the DUmmy radar screen for so long, and putting up with the incessant stink of their seemingly congenital idiocy.

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #498. T MINUS TWO and counting to the MAGIC 500.

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #499. T MINUS ONE and counting to the MAGIC 500. Prepare all systems for BLASTOFF!!!

[Petronski]

Kerry preparing to 'unconcede'

[PJ-Comix]

WOO!!! HOO!!!

WELCOME ABOARD PINGEE #500!!! Who says there isn't a Santa Claus!!! The Magic 500 number, the BIGGEST for any Non-Regional PING List on the FR, was attained on CHRISTMAS MORNING!!! And to add icing to the cake, I just checked and saw that NEW Freeper kjane joined the FR TODAY!!!

When the DUmmie FUnnies book comes out, new PINGEE and Freeper kjane, just FREEP me your address for a FREE copy of the DUmmie FUnnies book which will also include a CD-ROM.

Have a HAPPY ROVIAN CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!!

[PJ-Comix]

You are CORRECT although you could have been wrong since many requests to be placed on the PING List come via Freepmail. In any event, new Freeper kjane IS PINGEE #500.

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #501. And now on to the MAGIC 1000!!!

[PJ-Comix]

A couple of days ago, Moonbat Pitt's excuse was that the weather prevented anything from being done and now Moonbat Pitt's excuse is that Kerry isn't REALLY filing a suit at all. In fact when you look Kerry isn't doing anything except adding his name to some Green Party Kool Aid action which will have as much effect on the election outcome as a fart in the middle of a hurricane will change its direction. And didn't we already go over this track a couple of weeks ago when Kerry allowed his signature to be placed on some request to look at the innards of some voting machines? The DUmmies broke out the victory champagne over that one only to have the champagne quickly go flat when they woke up to the fact that the Kerry sig was on a meaningless action. And now they are repeating themselves thanx to Moonbat Pitt whose stories keep changing almost daily.

[NRA1995]

"A war of the minds would much be welcome."

Unarmed DUmmies want a war.......BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[NRA1995]

"The GOP and its faithful minions have been stinking of fear since election day, and no place has had a fouler stench than Freeper Land. I hate to visit the Free Republic message board, because I feel sorry for them. They are like a bunch of little kids trying to convince themselves that they are not afraid of the boogeyman, but you know that they are so wound up, the minute someone goes "boo!" they are going to jump out of their skins."

In psychology, this is called projection....keep on projecting, DUmmies!!!

[NRA1995]

"Meanwhile, all us liberal types are having such a good time just being ourselves"

It's always good to go to the moonbat display at the zoo....keep having fun, DUmmies!!