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DUmmie FUnnies 12-06-07 ("I'm about to have a votergate orgasm!")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 6, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 12/06/2004 11:40:45 AM PST by PJ-Comix

Ohio certifies it electoral votes for Bush today and you would think that the DUmmies would be in the depths of Depression. But no! Take a look at this DUmmie THREAD where the DUmmies are haveing orgasms of delight over....just WHAT???? Nothing specific only some FEELING that vote fraud in Ohio will suddenly be proved and that states electoral votes and the election victory will be given to John Kerry. Let us now take an acid trip down Fantasy Lane with the DUmmies as they leap for joy even as their last hope is about to die out. As usual, the DUmmie Delusions are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, feeling as if he is sitting in an analyst's chair is in the [brackets]:

I'm about to have a votergate orgasm! Doesn't it seems like the stars are finally aligning and things are about to explode???

[Bev Harris must be tickling your V Spot.]

No matter what we find the courts will rule in favor of their new masters. Yes, we can prove to the world and anybody in the USA who will listen that the election was rigged and stolen, but this government decided the outcome months ago and will not allow such matters to divert it.

[Our court system has this strange little idiosyncrasy. They demand that you present evidence, not fantasy.]

We Don't need the governments approval. We don't NEED their allowance of it. We will accomplish our goals anyway. Cause we are DU. We are unstoppable. We will plow through any obstacles in our way. We WILL NOT give up. We WILL NOT give in. We WILL NOT let them get away with this.

[Yeah but you need your orderly's approval to even leave your ward.]

We wouldn't have to call 'smirking chimp boy' President for the next four years, and everyone will know why.

[Good question. WHY???? WHY are the DUmmies suddenly have votergasms on the very day that Ohio's electoral votes are certified for Bush? Thus far in this thread I've seen not a shred of evidence of vote fraud presented. Or perhaps you merely visualized your own reality of vote fraud.]

This is going to be a battle of increments and attrition. At no time do I expect a single telling blow to be landed.

[What about the blow that landed on your head?]

Slowly, a damning pattern is emerging in the public eye.

[Yes. Mass delusional insanity amongst the DUmmies.]

I'm fluctuating between this being just a really low point in American history and this being the beginning of the end of our nation. Gonna go buy some more gin now.

[May I recommend Thunderbird, Vintage 2004. Either that or antifreeze will do.]

We're starting to see a multitude of organizations trying to shut down the discussion. They are ramping it up to shut us down.

[Or, more likely, laugh you out of existence.]

There is a kind of "tipping point" that may make something happen fairly swiftly. If the entire Bushco regime begins to look just too too dirty entire networks will need to distance themselves in a real hurry - if only for classic market reasons.

[The tipping point of your rationality was already reached long, long ago...and in another galaxy.]

And slowly but slowly he and his personal band of "evil doers" will lose all trust of the people. It will be slow but it will be brutal. They have come so close to having it all, in fact they may still get away with it, but if they do not their downfall will be large and loud. The best part will be the total discrediting of each and every one of them and the fact that we can finally fix our system of election so that we can again really elect our leaders. I continue to have visions of orange jumpsuits, it is about the only thing that makes me smile these days.

[That smile will be wiped off your face once you see that the person wearing that jumpsuit is Bev Harris who will be frogwalked into jail for fraud.]

We are not out to sway the government. We are not out to try and convince them "oh pleaseeee, government, we know you did it, oh Pleasssssse admit you did something wrong and leave? Oh prettttty pleasseeeee government".... Not exactly what we are out to do I wouldn't think. No. We will not sway them, we will convict them. We will not ask them to leave, we will have authorities do it via handcuffs. We will not fail in our mission. We will not fail our democracy. So help us God.

[LOL! I nominate this post for entry into the Delusional Fantasy Wing of the DUFU Hall of Fame.]


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To: lonevoice

Any recount that is not completed by Dec/7th is not legtimate and has zero effect on the outcome of the Presidency.


41 posted on 12/06/2004 12:31:28 PM PST by jveritas
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To: Petronski

Holy Cow! What a rant/rage that DUmmie was on. They are just losing it lately.


42 posted on 12/06/2004 12:31:38 PM PST by Amityschild (Taglines are overrated)
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To: PJ-Comix
I've been spending way too much time at DU lately. It's just so fascinating.

One of my favorite recurring sentiments there is "Why are Americans sitting at home fat and dumb and happy while Ukrainians are in the streets?" Answer: because the Ukrainians actually have a case that their election was stolen, while nobody but you believes your insane rantings.

43 posted on 12/06/2004 12:38:17 PM PST by Politicalities (http://www.politicalities.com)
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To: jveritas

You can't be the first to buy PJ's book. Weeks ago I ordered a box of them for next Christmas. You can be next in line. ;9)


44 posted on 12/06/2004 12:38:22 PM PST by Ditter
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To: Petronski
Notice the contradiction in this gem:

EVERYBODY VOTES. You don't vote-you don't DRIVE, and if that doesn't work, we find a "privilege" to take away that WILL WORK. VOTING IS THE RESPONSIBILITY A FREE CITIZEN TAKES ON TO BE A MEMBER OF SOCIETY. IT IS NO LONGER OPTIONAL.

Talk about confused.

45 posted on 12/06/2004 12:40:59 PM PST by Budge (<><)
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To: Politicalities

Medveds callers are clearly DUmmies. They're using all the same terminology. Their proof is in the exit polls and Diebold machines. Ive even heard the word "surmise".


46 posted on 12/06/2004 12:42:01 PM PST by cripplecreek (I come swinging the olive branch of peace.)
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To: PJ-Comix
DUmmmy's version:
At no time do I expect a single telling blow to be landed.

My version:
At not time do I expect a single blow to be landed.

Anybody want to take sides?
47 posted on 12/06/2004 12:44:31 PM PST by tjwmason ("For he himself has said it, And it's greatly to his credit, That he is an Englishman!")
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To: lonevoice

I'm not sure...I was so discussed when I read it...I paid no further attention to it except to get sick at my stomach.


48 posted on 12/06/2004 12:47:48 PM PST by shield (The Greatest Scientific Discoveries of the Century Reveal God!!!! by Dr. H. Ross, Astrophysicist)
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To: lonevoice

Yep....I thought I was reading that thread right. When is this kinda crap going to stop? Guess skerry is trying to please the sorry rats so in 4 yrs he can make a run for it again....besides he's got to spend the monies left for these recounts!!!


50 posted on 12/06/2004 12:52:17 PM PST by shield (The Greatest Scientific Discoveries of the Century Reveal God!!!! by Dr. H. Ross, Astrophysicist)
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To: PJ-Comix; hchutch
We Don't need the governments approval. We don't NEED their allowance of it. We will accomplish our goals anyway. Cause we are DU. We are unstoppable. We will plow through any obstacles in our way. We WILL NOT give up. We WILL NOT give in. We WILL NOT let them get away with this.

I believe the expression this twit's searching for is Yamato damashii.

51 posted on 12/06/2004 12:54:00 PM PST by Poohbah (Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women!)
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To: cripplecreek

Love your post. Your pic reminds me of my "GOREbot 2000... resistance is futuile" pic I still have on my bulletin board just for laughs. Looks like I'm going to have to make room for the 2004 version real soon!


52 posted on 12/06/2004 12:58:41 PM PST by LibSnubber (liberal democrats are domestic terrorists)
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To: Politicalities

I've also been reading over there way more than I care to admit!
Here's another peek into their insanity, a poll asking "Can a Holocaust happen in the United States?"
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x2793276

Also, thanks for another set of FUnnies, PJ-Comix!


53 posted on 12/06/2004 1:01:21 PM PST by KJC1
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To: PJ-Comix

" I'm about to have a votergate orgasm! Doesn't it seems like the stars are finally aligning and things are about to explode???"

This is becoming very sad. I am convinced that there are people at DU that REALLY need to get professional help. I'm quite serious about this. How can anyone allow their lives to become so completely consumed by lies and conspiracies?


54 posted on 12/06/2004 1:04:37 PM PST by Trippin
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To: PJ-Comix
DUmmie FUnnies 12-06-07

2007 already???

It's amazing how we survived another 3 years under the corrupt bushco regime. LOL

55 posted on 12/06/2004 1:04:55 PM PST by PowerPro (DOUBLE W - He's STILL the one. Now don't that feel GOOD????)
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To: PowerPro
It's amazing how we survived another 3 years under the corrupt bushco regime. LOL

How time flies while we're having fun, oppressing helpless women, children and minorities...! :)

56 posted on 12/06/2004 1:17:32 PM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle (I feel more and more like a revolted Charlton Heston, witnessing ape society for the very first time)
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To: Budge

Vote early and vote often. Don't be disenfraudulized.....


57 posted on 12/06/2004 1:22:36 PM PST by grounhog ( grounhog)
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To: PJ-Comix
We Don't need the governments approval. We don't NEED their allowance of it. We will accomplish our goals anyway. Cause we are DU. We are unstoppable. We will plow through any obstacles in our way. We WILL NOT give up. We WILL NOT give in. We WILL NOT let them get away with this.

Hehehe!!! I have a feeling that this guy will still be repeating this mantra in the year 2010! Hehehe!! From a padded cell of course! ;)

58 posted on 12/06/2004 1:31:27 PM PST by blinachka
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To: PJ-Comix

We Don't need the governments approval. We don't NEED their allowance of it. We will accomplish our goals anyway. Cause we are DU. We are unstoppable. We will plow through any obstacles in our way. We WILL NOT give up. We WILL NOT give in. We WILL NOT let them get away with this.

We are unstoppable? When have they not been stopped? everything they try blows up in their faces. That's why they have to come up with insane theories.

Mike


59 posted on 12/06/2004 1:49:50 PM PST by sydneycarton
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To: MadAnthony1776

GIN?! I'm guessing they've graduated to absinthe!


60 posted on 12/06/2004 1:50:16 PM PST by bootless (Never Forget - And Never Again)
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