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DUmmie FUnnies 12-03-04 AM Edition (MORE Civil War!!!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 3, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 12/03/2004 6:10:40 AM PST by PJ-Comix

The bitter Civil War over Keith Olbermann vs Bev Harris is becoming quite protracted since SIX DUmmie threads have been devoted thus far to this epic battle. This edition of the DUmmie FUnnies covers the latest DUmmie THREAD of this Civil War. Oh, it is ever so much fun watching my DUmmie Ant Farm lately since, in addition to building Vote Fraud tunnels that lead nowhere, the ants are viciously attacking each other. DUmmie Leader Skinner has promised some sort of a statement concerning this Civil War soon and we are waiting for it with bated breath. Also of note on this thread is that it contains the first known DUmmieland reference and link to the DUmmie Funnies!!! As usual, the DUmmie self-inflicted wounds are in bloody Bolshevik Red while the dispatches of your humble war correspondent from the battlefront are in the [brackets]:

From my detached perspective here in Canada this looks like a classic infiltration of an activist movement.

Perhaps Feds caught wind of the growing BBV community and sent in Bev and her crew to spy on it.....

When she saw that it was rather disorganized, and decentralized, she saw an opportunity to gain a leadership role and did so by co-opting the work amassed here on DU and elsewhere. Then she exploited as many personal contacts as possible to put out a book that launched her into the BBV spotlight.

At which point she seized control of the direction and culture of the debate by discrediting all others involved every chance she was given the access to the media her book awarded.

Now that the BBV movement was off chasing phantoms in a theory, directly under federal control, real planning of bbv fraud could begin.

Nov 2 Bev and BBV were given a new assignment ....Stall. Obfuscate and most importantly....Run out the clock!

[Uh-Oh! This DUmmie has discovered that Bev Harris is really a Karl Rove plant. Yes, Rove planted Bev Harris into the BBV movement and drain them of their money by convincing them to send oodles of cash to Bev.]

I do think anyone that posts here on either side should give something. Because we're ultimately on the same side! I've done it; who's next!

[Hello? Hello? Any more suckers out there willing to give more bucks to Bev?]

Why do people have so much sympathy for Harris? She volunteered to play in the big leagues. Anyone who asks people to soften or bend the rules, or act and think out of loyalty to them is either not ready to play in the big leagues or is playing a different game then they claim to be playing.

There can be no doubt that right after the election Harris allowed many here to see her as a savior, and that generated a lot of donations. People did not think that they were donating money to help her in her ongoing personal crusade and career, they donated money thinking that this was the best way to stop a stolen election. Harris has encouraged that thinking.

[Oh. I thought they donated money thinking Bev would luxuriate in 5 star hotels.]

One thing you can say for sure about these threads...it's provided the real freepers with a few laughs:


http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1293221/posts

Nice going, folks. Can either side really state that it's been worth all the effort (and flames) expended? I ask as a genuine neutral party to this affair. The answer has eluded me thus far.

[WOO! HOO! Thank you DUmmie T Town Jake for providing the first known link from DUmmieland to the DUmmie Funnies!!! When the DUmmie FUnnies comes out as a book, you get a free copy!]

Yes it is worth it. Who cares what they think. Olbermann has 125% more views. And, bbv is facing the scrutiny of main stream exposure. If she can't hold up to it we should know now before she gets to speak for all of us.

[Yes, it is definitely worth it. The material this DUmmie Civil War has provided to the DUmmie FUnnies is PRICELESS!!!]

Could someone have called posing as Bev? How can Keith be sure that the caller who was so belligerent was really Bev Harris? I wouldn't put it past the GOP to engage in a dirty trick here.

[Actually it was Karl Rove calling in with a falsetto voice.]

after the message she posted to a DU member last month....I find it easy to believe she was "belligerent."

[And remember not to type the letters, “BBV,” or Bev will sue your ass.]

I have no way of proving who is right in this flame war. But I do know one thing. I have seen Bev act in a mentally unstable fashion before. I have never seen Keith fly off the handle at anyone. When it comes down to this choice, I'll believe Olbermann over the lady that used to make a living selling penis sized Clinton Cigars.

[Weren’t those the Clinton Crooks cigars?]

I have found Bev Harris and the Votergate film crew to be quite amiable, although sometimes quite busy. I was in fact interviewed in the film before they left, and suggested they head for Florida. They did that. Mr Olbermann should end the feud. Bev is quite nice on film and would do a convincing interview.

[Interesting. Wherever Bev goes she is accompanied by the Votergate documentary film crew. But Bev said she is NOT making a documentary. So that would mean that Bev has no stake in Votergate. I BEEEELEEEEVE Bev. I mean, she wouldn’t LIE to us. Uh…..would she?]

Bev:
Black Box Voting requests retraction from Keith Olbermann, along with an explanation of why MSNBC alleged such an untruth. We have given Olbermann the opportunity to correct his factually flawed editorial by having Bev Harris appear on his show.

Keith:
Blow me

[LOL!!!]

In light of how she handled the DU issue, I am not inclined to take her side. Keith Olbermann is one thing, but according to what I've read in the other threads on this issue, she threatened to sue the owners of DU. Not cool, IMO. If I were Bev I may have gotten "belligerent"--but then I would have got my ass on that show and shown the tapes. Even if they called six months later.

[Bev had good reason to threaten the DUmmies with lawsuits. They committed the high crime of typing “BBV” on their keyboards. This atrocity can NOT be permitted!!!]

As far as I am concerned, ask yourselves what is most important at this point: proving you are right and Bev Harris is wrong, or putting your money on the horse most likely to win? At this point, we ALL have one goal, despite our differences, and that is to prove election fraud. Bev Harris' organization, whether you like it or not, has the most visibility in this struggle.

[Yeah. Go ahead and bet all your money on the Bev Harris horse. Hee! Hee!]

I like Keith and I like his show. I can not separate my knowledge of Rove and that this type of war between Keith and Bev is a perfect Rovian storm. Psy-Opps is all about media manipulation and Rove is a master of it. Olbermann et al are the puppets - love em or hate em, the MSM talking heads are indeed used, weather knowingly or un-knowingly. BBV has exposed a lot of crap over the past few years. BBV has always fought an up hill battle with the MSM. After what happened to Palest in 2000, I take anything from the MSM with a very light grain of salt. Olbermann - NO EXCEPTIONS. Ask yourself, why is it so hard for the MSM to question the GOP's insistence on paperless voting machines (Fraud) when ALL Diebold ATM's provide paper so that you see your money was not stolen? Not even the beloved Olbermann had brought up this ridiculous and obvious point. Don't be surprised to see a retraction of all and any hints of voter fraud from his show after Dec 13th. Otherwise - Please, prove me wrong.

[I won’t try to prove you wrong but I will compliment you on providing a PERFECT Freeper screen name---“A_Perfect_Rovian_Storm.”]

I think Keith is resolved to the fact that the chances of overturning this election are very slim, and he doesn't want to alienate the president any more than he needs to by focusing on issues of Republican fraud. The increased ratings of his show and the resignation of other major news personalities means he has the opportunity to break into the nightly news business in a big way. I'm sure he will continue to report on items which make the news regarding lawsuits being filed and recount results, but don't expect him to probe very deeply.

[And then there is the wild theory that even Olbermann’s deluded mind was able to perceive that Bev is nothing but a sleazy con artist and he wanted to disassociate from her pronto.]

Thank you all for your lack of perspective and strategy, your stalwart drama-fits, your overriding black-and-white view of huge sweeping concepts like "the mainstream media", your overall paranoia, your lack of getting out much. Thanks to you, another important issue sinks into obscurity, one more issue we get to complain about and have people go "what are you talking about?"

[But thanks to you for all the GREAT DUmmie FUnnies comedy material!]

It is obvious Bev has a history of being disagreeable and she tried to make Olberman her latest victim. Sorry this dog won't hunt. The only thing Rovian about this is Bev's ego. One of her people is even spouting that she didn't need Olberman, he needs her. I give up this is too stupid for words. And you can't accomplish anything without MSM even if you don't like them. That is reality folks.If it wasn't on TV it didn't happen. And Bev just screwed the pooch and is TV poison. And if Olberman retracts anything she will have given him the excuse to do so. End of story.

[Poor dog! Which pooch did Bev screw?]

There are literally thousands of messages on the Bev/Keith topic.

[Yes! Isn’t it terrific?]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bevharris; civilwar; dummies; keitholbermann
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To: PJ-Comix
Also of note on this thread is that it contains the first known DUmmieland reference and link to the DUmmie Funnies!!!

Our little antsies are becoming...sniff sniff... self actualized. How long before they evolve into, oh I dunno, one of these?




21 posted on 12/03/2004 7:49:00 AM PST by Scothia (If you pray for rain, prepare to deal with some mud.)
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To: PJ-Comix
".....Perhaps Feds caught wind of the growing BBV community and sent in Bev and her crew to spy on it....."

From the "I told you so" Department:

I can't wait for the first one to accuse Bev Harris of being a "Bushette" or some such nonsense, sent to distract them while the clock runs out on their mission.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1287521/posts?page=10#10

These chowderheads are so predictable. They must be exposed to some type of "super heavy amoral gravity" that automatically drags them down to the lowest available point. When things don't go their way they see a conspiracy. It's some type of mass paranoia.
22 posted on 12/03/2004 7:53:59 AM PST by HipShot ("Remember the first rule of gunfighting... have a gun." --Colonel Jeff Cooper)
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To: Carling
This lady is fleecing the most fragile members of the left, is letting out drips of info and statements with no tangible evidence, is not filming a movie yet has a camera crew following her, has registered a not for profit organization yet won't disclose how much money she has taken in, and seemingly spends more time on DU than she does on shows that could help get her message out.

Sounds like Larry Klayman, though he at least managed to actually do something once in a blue moon or so...

23 posted on 12/03/2004 7:54:00 AM PST by kevkrom ((W1)^2)
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To: PJ-Comix

Fruitcakes...


24 posted on 12/03/2004 7:55:29 AM PST by The Hollywood Conservative (I can't even make a tagline because I'm a GIANT IDIOT!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Why anyone focuses on, much less even mentions this utterly irrelevant web site is beyond me.


25 posted on 12/03/2004 7:55:44 AM PST by Protagoras (When your circus has a big tent, you can fit a lot of clowns inside.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Bev Harris: "We are filing a FOIA Request for the following documents..."

Jedi Master Rove: "These aren't the documents you're looking for..."

Bev Harris: "These aren't the documents we're looking for..."

26 posted on 12/03/2004 7:58:06 AM PST by Chad Fairbanks ('Hate' is just a special kind of Love we give to people who suck.)
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To: kevkrom
Sounds like Larry Klayman, though he at least managed to actually do something once in a blue moon or so...

True. Larry DID win that one lawsuit...

I wonder if he's on speaking terms with his mom?

27 posted on 12/03/2004 7:59:12 AM PST by Chad Fairbanks ('Hate' is just a special kind of Love we give to people who suck.)
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To: PJ-Comix
It is grossly unfair for the Dummies to blame Karl Rove for the dirty tricks operation that created bbv.

It sounds to me like they brought back Donald Segretti for that one. (For those who don't remember, he was in charge of the stupid little dirty tricks during Watergate. Erlichman was in charge of the big stuff.) ;-)
28 posted on 12/03/2004 7:59:15 AM PST by cgbg (Please remember to take off your bbvs before pooping.)
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To: Protagoras
"Why anyone focuses on, much less even mentions this utterly irrelevant web site is beyond me."

Call it "virtual rubbernecking". Their car has driven off the cliff but it hasn't landed yet. It's fun watching them fight over the steering wheel at terminal velocity. :)
29 posted on 12/03/2004 8:00:56 AM PST by HipShot ("Remember the first rule of gunfighting... have a gun." --Colonel Jeff Cooper)
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To: HipShot
watching them fight over the steering wheel at terminal velocity

And this cliff is so cool. First we have the jutting rock of the actual electoral college vote. Then the inauguration. And, best of all, this is a bottomless hole since they can cry for impeachment for several years after that. We can get four years of laughs out of these Drooling Dummies--the best comedy act of our time.
30 posted on 12/03/2004 8:04:26 AM PST by cgbg (Please remember to take off your bbvs before pooping.)
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To: HipShot
Fun for some I guess. I find it boring. Not to mention giving that bunch of goofy kids some sense of relevance by even mentioning them.

It might be a better idea to expose and debate the liberals and authoritarian imbeciles on THIS site.

31 posted on 12/03/2004 8:07:38 AM PST by Protagoras (When your circus has a big tent, you can fit a lot of clowns inside.)
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To: KJC1

I think that has got to be one of the funniest threads I've ever seen over there... "The Diary of Dan Frank", a (I have to admit it was well written and entertaining, at least the part that was excerpted) story about a Fag hiding from us "Right Wing Nazis" and how he lost his collection of Show Tunes and can't get a decent haircut, and can't do his Bette Midler imitation because he ain't had a smoke or a cocktail in 100 days etc...

Too funny...


32 posted on 12/03/2004 8:16:48 AM PST by Chad Fairbanks ('Hate' is just a special kind of Love we give to people who suck.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Please put me on the ping list. I haven't laughed so much for ages since I found Dummies Funnies.
Also put me down for a book when it comes out :-)


33 posted on 12/03/2004 8:34:48 AM PST by flitton
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To: KJC1
"The DUmmies are freaking out, believing that gays are about to be rounded up. They are INSANE!"

They can't be series on this thread, it must be a joke, though I know it's not.

Paranoia is a normal state for a DUer but this goes beyond insane.

I need to go wash my hands and mind now.
34 posted on 12/03/2004 8:47:01 AM PST by 506trooper (Use me, abuse me, but don't make me feel cheap)
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To: Protagoras
expose and debate

You are making the wild presumption that we are dealing with rational people that might benefit from a debate.

Most of the Dummies (the most outspoken ones, anyway) are psychotic. You cannot debate a psychotic person since they are incapable of facing, much less discussing, reality.

They were put on this Earth for us to laugh at. Resistance is futile. :-)
35 posted on 12/03/2004 8:51:46 AM PST by cgbg (Please remember to take off your bbvs before pooping.)
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To: cgbg
You are making the wild presumption that we are dealing with rational people that might benefit from a debate.

I wasn't talking about liberals on other sites. I was referring to the people on this site.

But you are right, many of them are not rational. They call themselves conservatives but embrace liberal dogma on many issues without even knowing it. And the place is absolutely filty with people who think that being an authoritarian is the proper role for conservatives.

Talk about irrational. Why bother with other sites when ya got so many here?

36 posted on 12/03/2004 8:59:16 AM PST by Protagoras (When your circus has a big tent, you can fit a lot of clowns inside.)
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To: PJ-Comix
If it wasn't on TV it didn't happen.

Tagline!

Too bad it won't show in color.

37 posted on 12/03/2004 10:33:36 AM PST by pigsmith ( If it wasn't on TV it didn't happen.)
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To: PJ-Comix
nice stuff PJ...

"What's that DUmmies, I'm the reason you're all so stupid?"

38 posted on 12/03/2004 10:34:29 AM PST by petercooper (Remember, most liberal "intellectuals" are simply educated beyond their intelligence.)
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To: Protagoras
Why anyone focuses on, much less even mentions this utterly irrelevant web site is beyond me.

For comic relief. And to reinforce the reality that we are the sane ones.

39 posted on 12/03/2004 11:10:47 AM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: 506trooper
Sporks and eye bleach for everyone. That thread shows how the term Drama Queen came into existence.LOL

Personally, they just don't get the fact most people don't care what they do in their bedroom. What we do care about is having our noses continuously rubbed the the excrement of the lifestyle in the guise of "Gay Pride". I have the same contempt for heterosexuals who "make out" (I guess that really dates me.LOL) I don't want to see them doing mutual tonsil examinations anymore than I want to see the Leather contingent demonstrate S & M principles in public. That being said I laughed myself silly at the "Diary of Dan Frank".
40 posted on 12/03/2004 11:31:28 AM PST by MKM1960
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