Posted on 11/30/2004 6:38:34 AM PST by PJ-Comix
The DUmmies are in an uproar of despair. Their erstwhile hero, Michael Moore, has appeared on the Jay Leno show and appears to have deserted them, especially on the vote fraud issue since Jabba the Shmuck accepts the fact that Bush (GASP! SHOCK!) actually won the election. There are several DUmmie conspiracy theories on this Dummie THREAD titled, “Anyone else disappointed by Michael Moore on Leno tonight?” as to why Moore appears to have betrayed them but my own theory is that the Evil Republicans threatened to cut off his pizza supply if he didn’t change his ways. The DUmmie screechings at the “turncoat” Moore are in Bolshevik Red and the comments of your humble correspondent, feasting at the buffet table of DUmmie Despair, are in the [brackets]:
Anyone else disappointed by Michael Moore on Leno tonight? He seems really 'off.' So far it looks like he's missed a real opportunity to throw some good hits at bush and it feels really awkward. Really disappointing.
[Yes, it was disappointing. I was hoping that Moore would read me an excerpt from “My Pet Goat” while I was munching on my midnight snack of a large pizza just before I nodded off to sleep.]
Death threats. That's all I can think of.
[Much worse. The right-wingers threatened to cut off his pizza supply.]
scary shit. i think he had some Kool-Aid.
[A gallon of Kool-Aid to wash down two extra large pizzas that Moore had for brunch.]
That's what we'd all look like if we tried to find the "common ground" in this country----downright FOOLISH
[To look like that you would need to add on 200 pounds of very ugly fat.]
He dressed like a converted repug and he spit out garbage. Death threats or threats of imprisonment!
[Yes, Moore was definitely threatened with the incarceration of his pizzas.]
I never thought he would be such a sell out. Yeah * got more votes but he STOLE THEM. and not one f*ckin word from Moore. Kiss my ass MM. I tried to email him to let him know but his site doesn't seem to have a contact.
[Try emailing Pizza Hut.]
I don't....I think just like his outfit tonite, its all a "facade" and he's playing and f*cking with the minds of the Repukes and Moralistic Mightier than thou America....
[Great idea! Gain the confidence of Republicans so as to be invited into their homes…..and then RAID their refrigerators!]
I believe that coming in on a talk show, making an election fraud stir, Michael Moore's looks and demeanor in a very difficult time is that he did the very best he could to not have himself and the phenomenal body of his work suddenly invalidated.
[Yes, Moore wouldn’t want to invalidate his phenomenal body.]
It may be strategically beneficial for him to create the image of resignation; of an extinguished flame - however, it's very possible that he is simply not responding well to the devastation that accompanies the knowledge that, fraud exposure or not, Bush will maintain power at any cost.
[Moore needs to learn how to cope with election loss from the DUmmies and promulgate wild election fraud theories based on surmise.]
I am presuming that his ultimate goal is still to bring back Democraty and end the War. This could not have been changed overnight. In the next few months we will probably see him trying different cloths style. As for his words, or lack of words about the electoral Fraud, I did not expect him to say anything about it. He did his share during the campaign. Right now a lot of people are working underground to expose it and he was probably told to wait for others to come forward about it.
[Maybe Moore is providing camera equipment to Bev Harris to film her vote fraud documentary.]
He was very different. I kept waiting for him to unload on dubby, but he never did. It really look like someone got to him. Slight possibility of depression and giving up the ghost. Shaven and dressed in a suit. That would be fine, but he really seemed subdued.
[Moore was mourning the recent demise of his beloved Canadian bacon pizza which was destroyed by his highly acidic gastric juices.]
Didn't he get teams of videographers to document the stealing of the 2004 election? We haven't seen ANYTHING yet.
[Bev Harris has that angle covered. And don’t forget to send her even more money. NOW!]
I think he's just lulling the Repukes into complacency and not making waves. Like how Kerry's been quiet, and how things in Ohio and Florida and who knows where else are going forward.
[Yes, Kerry is sending out very subtle secret code to his DUmmie troops to continue wallowing in the vote fraud scam. The secret code is so subtle that only an elite few can interpret it. Hang tight. Help is on the way!]
Neither Moore nor Kerry have any secret plans, and it's just delusional wishful thinking to harbor thoughts that they do. Even Bev Harris has said that Kerry's lawyers just stood by and did nothing, and had the gall to claim that blackboxvoting.org was just there "to make trouble".
The only thing I have to look forward to in January will be when reality finally kicks in, and people are forced to admit to themselves that Kerry & Co. had no secret strategy, and just caved in. Then we'll finally be able to get to the important task of trying to find some Dems with a spine to run in '06 and '08....and make sure these votes are counted, instead of trusting anyone involved with the DNC with our donations and hopes. Because it's becoming increasingly clear that these bozos have no intention of fighting to get the votes counted, the way Gore did.
[NO! Kerry DOES have a secret plan. Just look for the subtle nuances in the way he adjusts his tie. It contains complete marching instructions for the DUmmie troops. As for Moore, look at the the pizza sauce stains on his shirt. The stain designs contain secret messages as well.]
As to "Bush got more votes", he may be one of those folk who are not convinced there was voter fraud, etc. He may actually feel Bush actually WAS elected by a majority -- which is JUST as scary as stealing the election.
[SCARY! How could Moore NOT believe there was election fraud when the overwhelming body of surmise and speculation says there was?]
I have just as much hope as the next person that the fraud is exposed, that we all live happily ever after, but I am getting tired of everything being viewed as if there is a secret meaning behind it.
[But they do! THEY DO! Look for the secret messages subtly hidden in the pizza sauce stain configurations on Moore’s shirt.]
The mob at the RNC who stood up and chanted at him, "four more years" after John Mc Cain's "disingenuous filmaker" comment. The hate was palpable. It was freaky and I can only imagine MM has nightmares about that now.
[Yes. Moore sobbed fearful tears into his stack of pizzas.]
I don't think he's taken a day off in the last three years, certainly not since the election. I wish he'd take my advice and just go snorkelling in Hawaii for a few weeks.
[Michael Moore decked out for a day of snorkeling? What a SEXY sight that would be!]
I don't know if I can express this very well. Democrats played by the rules, straight up, and people poured everything they had into this. They cheated. Whether anyone can "prove" they cheated or not is irrelevant, we know they cheated. That ends any obligation that liberals and Democrats have to play the rigged game any more. Now we are free to innovate, to get creative, to confuse the hell out of them, to try a variety of things and see what "takes" and what works. No worrying about the reputation of the party or the image of liberals anymore. So long as Democrats were trapped in a rigged game, it was hopeless. Now there is a lot of freedom, and I think Michael is taking advantage of that.
[FREE AT LAST! FREE AT LAST! THANK GOD ALMIGHTY, WE ARE FREE AT LAST! And we are now FREE to CHEAT at the elections and practice vote fraud in the future! It isn’t important that we can prove vote fraud by the Republicans because we already KNOW they cheated!]
"I don't know if I can express this very well. Democrats played by the rules, straight up, and people poured everything they had into this. They cheated. Whether anyone can "prove" they cheated or not is irrelevant, we know they cheated. That ends any obligation that liberals and Democrats have to play the rigged game any more. Now we are free to innovate, to get creative, to confuse the hell out of them, to try a variety of things and see what "takes" and what works. No worrying about the reputation of the party or the image of liberals anymore. So long as Democrats were trapped in a rigged game, it was hopeless. Now there is a lot of freedom, and I think Michael is taking advantage of that. "
How shocking that they truly believe that the Rats would never, ever have a hand in vote fraud on their side. For Heaven's sake, the Rats created voter fraud!!
These DUmmies are DElusional.
Stop it! You're killing me! Too funny!!!
Haven't you heard the BS about how Christian conservatives "vote against their best interests" by voting for the party of "rich fat cats" so that they can elect candidates who oppose abortion and the normalizing of homosexuality?
LOL! Very funny stuff. If PJ ever needs a co-writer or someone to fill in for her, you get my vote.
"What's more, when pressed for an excuse they will say that they "have" to win "by any means necessary". "
They are so absurd. Don't they realize that they only got close to Bush's amount of votes because of fraud? The Rats cannot open an investigation into GOP voter fraud because they would be exposed. The reason they didn't win is because their "fraud" didn't work well enough and they never dreamed so many people would come out to vote for W. I feel like the DUmmies all need to be slapped upside the head!
Oy! I have enough trouble keeping the Caption-A-Rama current!
Thanks for the compliment, though.
Actually the War is against Iraqi and non-Iraqi terrorists. Iraqis are fighting along side our troops against these terrorists that the media refers to as "insurgents". People forget that one of the major wire services STILL refuses to call the 9-11 hijackers "terrorists"; they lost some employees in the attack and are trying to remain "impartial", don't you know...
If Michael Moore et al were REALLY for democracy, they would be rooting for America, the Allies, and the Iraqi transitional government snuffing out the Saddamite resistance. Saddam is in prison, awaiting trial; HE'S NOT COMING BACK TO POWER, they have no negotiating chip.
The Iraqi people will be able to elect who they want. Saddam's 100% popular vote was not genuine yet the left never expresses any outrage over it. Why should some Saddamites be able to keep the rest of Iraq from voting?
So many more people than ever before turned out to vote because the media kept feeding us a lie that Kerry would win, that Bush was going to lose because of the economy and "the war".
We knew that there would be vote fraud, that foreigners had illegally given money to 527s like MoveOn et al to illegally influence our election, that Hollywood tried its best to smear President Bush with concert tours and Rock The Vote's "draft" ads.
The Silent Majority knew that we would have to turn out in force to make sure it wasn't a close election. President Bush got more votes than "Anybody But Bush" combined.
If he does take your advice, please notify NOAA at least 48 hours in advance so they can adjust their ocean level models and put out beach and small craft advisories for the Pacific Rim.
Geez, talk about denial. These guys need to find an AA meeting.
I've got to disagree. The gem of the day is:
I tried to email him to let him know but his site doesn't seem to have a contact.
[Try emailing Pizza Hut.]
Real patriot Americans, these DUmmies!
This one is so sensible he is for sure going to be banned:
DUmmie announces intent to commit credit card fraud against Paypal: THREAD
So I go to go buy some stuff over the web, and the company uses PayPal for it's transactions. Now I'd partially signed up for PayPal before, but didn't give them my credit card number because I'd heard some bad stuff about stuff that happened in the past at paypalsucks.com. But that's no problem, this site lets you buy stuff without a PayPal account. So I type in my email at the end of the transaction and it says:
Our records indicate that this email address is already registered to an existing PayPal account. To complete this transaction, please enter a different email address.
To log in to your existing PayPal account, please click the Login button below.
If you log in to your PayPal account just to get past this fucking screen and pay for your stuff al-fu**ing-ready it has you attach your credit card # to your PayPal account which is what I don't want!
F**K 'EM I think I'll just go set up a fastmail alias for a few days just to use for this and they'll have not jack shit from me.
My censor missed an expletive, please delete it.
I would love to be added to the DUmmie FUnnies ping. These ppl make my crazy cat look sane!
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