Posted on 11/13/2004 3:34:21 PM PST by PJ-Comix
Todays DUmmie FUnnies is a SPECIAL EDITION featuring the pissed off ringleader of all DUmmies---Skinner himself. I hope you excuse the brevity of this edition of the DUmmie FUnnies but I think we need to devote this whole special edition analyzing Skinner and his threats to the DUmmie Funnies. You can see Skinners angry post in yesterdays DUmmie FUnnies HERE. Obviously the poor fellow is upset that he and his fellow DUmmies are being turned into laughingstocks by the DUmmie FUnnies. Also note his extreme fear of a DUmmie FUnnies book. So is this REALLY Skinner of the DUmmies? Judging by his writing style, I say YES. So let us now subject DUmmie leader Skinner to the DUmmie FUnnies treatment. Skinners wild rantings and bizarre threats are in Bolshevik Red while the responses of your humble correspondent are in the [brackets]:
PJ-Comix - if that is your true name
[And why would you doubt this is my real name, Skinner? My parents named me after my grandfather, PJ-Comix, Sr..]
this is a violation of copyright protections of the Democraticunderground.com.
[Then better flash this news to RatherBiased.Com which frequently quotes Dan Rathers biased statements or the Media Research Center which quotes biased news sources extensively. Nope that copyright theory you made up wont fly. Now if I were PLAGIARIZING the DUmmies and doing a Joe Biden and pretending the DUmmie posts were mine, you might have a point. Unfortunately for you, Skinner, I would NEVER claim the Dummie rantings are my original work.]
These threads that you are ridiculing are the intellectual property of the Democraticunderground.com and it's contributors.
[Intellectual and DUmmies are an oxymoron. Sorry if I am hurting your feelings, Skinner, by ridiculing the DUmmies. It really isnt too hard. All I would need to do would just post stand alone DUmmie rantings but I also like to add my two cents as the humble correspondent. BTW, Skinner, you and your fellow Dummies are not shy about posting Freeper threads over there. I sure remember when you DUmmies ridiculed nervous Freepers on Election Day when the Exit Polls showed Kerry winning by a landslide. Oh, and do you remember who had the LAST LAUGH that day, Skinner? ]
Our attorneys will be contacting you immediately.
[Oh yeah. I remember that law that Leftists must NOT be mocked. Too bad that law only exists in the Leftist Zone. In the real world (or at least in the USA) ridicule, satire, parody, etc. is constitutionally protected.]
You must stop posting these private thoughts of our progressive thinkers now.
[Earth to Skinner. Those are PUBLIC thoughts of your progressive thinkers. I shudder to think what their private thoughts are like.]
You will regret any attempts to turn these posts into a comic book.
[My pants are soaking from the fear of your threat already, Skinner. BTW, you and your Dummie cohorts are already acting like cartoon characters. Oh, and I love your impression of a perturbed grade school teacher. DUmmie FUnnies WILL continue, Skinner. And I pray they will be published as a book because you and your fellow Leftists need to be exposed to the general public for what you REALLY ARE. That is what you fear, Skinner. But Ill tell you what, Skinner. If the DUmmie FUnnies book is published, I will allow you to write the forward (uncensored) to the book. I think it would make for GREAT comedy material.]
Skinner_DU
[Short for Skinner_DUmmie.]
PING!
So do they know that there boss is registered on FR and hasn't been banned yet? If I were a DUmmie I'd be getting suspicious of ole principal Skinner.
Typical Liberal. He can't win the battle of ideas so he turns to lawyers.
Skinner claims to have a FR alter-ego with 500+ posts since May 2004.
He's absurd there is no way the ranting of the DUmmies can be considered anything close to "intellectual". The case would fail on that alone.
ROTFLMAO. Wonder what the Freep-A-Thon would be like for that legal battle?
Skinner is Karl Rove. It's all a brilliant plot.
Woops I said to much. I expect to not be here much longer.....
Somehow, I can't imagine Jim Robinson even entertaining the idea of using lawyers to stop a FReeper FReakouts comic book. He's smart enough to know that parody is constitutionally protected.
Intellectual property. Ha! Private thoughts? You're killing me!
heh, heh, great to get under their skin!
You'll be fine. Just report yourself to the Karl Kamp for a brain scrubbing.
You know, that will be the third time for me this year.
Oh, PJ, have I told you that the DUFU is my favorite website/blog in the world now???
Oh, don't you mean Arman Tamzarian??
Welcome aboard PINGee #266!
I'll throw twenty bucks in for that Freep-A-Thon. Maybe we could get it aired on Court TV!
They would never divert precious resources from their "Vote Fraud" and "Vote Recount" projects. All their legal resources have to be used to make sure Kerry is elected. Better hurry, Jan. 20 is closer than you think DUmmies.
I bet there are at least a dozen Freeper lawyers who would take that case on for free just to have a chance to go against the DUmmies in court.
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