Posted on 11/13/2004 3:34:21 PM PST by PJ-Comix
Today’s DUmmie FUnnies is a SPECIAL EDITION featuring the pissed off ringleader of all DUmmies---Skinner himself. I hope you excuse the brevity of this edition of the DUmmie FUnnies but I think we need to devote this whole special edition analyzing Skinner and his threats to the DUmmie Funnies. You can see Skinner’s angry post in yesterday’s DUmmie FUnnies HERE. Obviously the poor fellow is upset that he and his fellow DUmmies are being turned into laughingstocks by the DUmmie FUnnies. Also note his extreme fear of a DUmmie FUnnies book. So is this REALLY Skinner of the DUmmies? Judging by his writing style, I say YES. So let us now subject DUmmie leader Skinner to the DUmmie FUnnies treatment. Skinner’s wild rantings and bizarre threats are in Bolshevik Red while the responses of your humble correspondent are in the [brackets]:
PJ-Comix - if that is your true name……
[And why would you doubt this is my real name, Skinner? My parents named me after my grandfather, PJ-Comix, Sr..]
this is a violation of copyright protections of the Democraticunderground.com.
[Then better flash this news to RatherBiased.Com which frequently quotes Dan Rather’s biased statements or the Media Research Center which quotes biased news sources extensively. Nope that copyright theory you made up won’t fly. Now if I were PLAGIARIZING the DUmmies and doing a Joe Biden and pretending the DUmmie posts were mine, you might have a point. Unfortunately for you, Skinner, I would NEVER claim the Dummie rantings are my original work.]
These threads that you are ridiculing are the intellectual property of the Democraticunderground.com and it's contributors.
[Intellectual and DUmmies are an oxymoron. Sorry if I am hurting your feelings, Skinner, by ridiculing the DUmmies. It really isn’t too hard. All I would need to do would just post stand alone DUmmie rantings but I also like to add my two cents as the humble correspondent. BTW, Skinner, you and your fellow Dummies are not shy about posting Freeper threads over there. I sure remember when you DUmmies “ridiculed” nervous Freepers on Election Day when the Exit Polls showed Kerry winning by a landslide. Oh, and do you remember who had the LAST LAUGH that day, Skinner? ]
Our attorneys will be contacting you immediately.
[Oh yeah. I remember that law that Leftists must NOT be mocked. Too bad that law only exists in the Leftist Zone. In the real world (or at least in the USA) ridicule, satire, parody, etc. is constitutionally protected.]
You must stop posting these private thoughts of our progressive thinkers now.
[Earth to Skinner. Those are PUBLIC thoughts of your “progressive thinkers.” I shudder to think what their private thoughts are like.]
You will regret any attempts to turn these posts into a comic book.
[My pants are soaking from the fear of your threat already, Skinner. BTW, you and your Dummie cohorts are already acting like cartoon characters. Oh, and I love your impression of a perturbed grade school teacher. DUmmie FUnnies WILL continue, Skinner. And I pray they will be published as a book because you and your fellow Leftists need to be exposed to the general public for what you REALLY ARE. That is what you fear, Skinner. But I’ll tell you what, Skinner. If the DUmmie FUnnies book is published, I will allow you to write the forward (uncensored) to the book. I think it would make for GREAT comedy material.]
Skinner_DU
[Short for Skinner_DUmmie.]
Where do you think he got it ???
This has got to be a joke!
Skinner is a moron. I read his threat about copyright, and as an Intellectual Property attorney, I can tell you that the first issue that arises is that Skinner and DU don't own any copyright on what their posters spew. Second, there are exceptions to copyrights including PARODY (I know, I know, how does one parody someone as ridiculous as a DU poster) and a few others that I'd have to crack open my 'Nimmer on Copyrights'.
LMAO HAA HAA
Ummm.... where's point #4? And, why VI instead of 6? And... "Please add me to your ping list"???????? Ok, who's the jokester.... c'mon, 'fess up...
Yeah, what took ya so long? LOL
"Does this Bozo know that "Skinner" is prison slang pedophile?"
Being a DemoRat, he could very well be one.
Yeah... it's called "bait"!
haha! PJ: Add me to your ping list. :^D
DU is a hellish place. I don't know about this Skinner (the head of DU) business at all. If you post on DU, then your posts would be public and I can't imagine how that would be a legal issue. I'll say this, their thinking is vile and hate filled. Keep exposing them.
Forgive me if I don't share the vision for a "new America" that I see on DU. I like the old America just fine.
"Formally Known as Mizral. Posts: 14,353. Keep us updated on the development of Brett Skinner, DU fans! _____ "I know not ..."
"... en Français et in English. L'orgue Skinner du château de Candé par Eric Brottier et Anthony Chaberlot. Le château de..." eh...huh?
"PENALTY SUMMARY Prd Player Team Min Offense Time ----- 1st Brett Skinner DU 2 INTERFERENCE ..."
"Brett Skinner DU 2 minutes for UNSPORTSMANLIKE CONDUCT"
"...Drypp Drypp Tårer Tårer av glede Av glede eg feller noen tårer Eg er så glad Så glad eg er Som solen skinner Skinner du..." ...I don`t know...
"Skinner DU 2 SLASHING 00:59 PP"
EUREKA!! "LP: THE ELECTION IS OFFICIALLY OVER ...DU JUST SHUT DOWN OUTSIDE ... ... going to stick with him. Hang in there, everyone. We need each other more than ever. David Allen "Skinner" DU Admin. PS: I know we've ... "
Skinner_DU is busy, slashing, interfering, being a poor sport, drip drip tar tar ... whatever that is but it can`t be good, and I knew the French had something to do with it. I don`t know why I just did this...boredom I suppose.... it`s like a demon-rat version of "where`s Waldo"
1. Democraticunderground.com exists to provide a place where progressives can share ideas and debate in an atmosphere of mutual respect and consideration
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Good grief Skinner. Do you even HEAR yourself?
Your points.
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LOL!!!
Wow, they don't like us much over there at conservativeunderground, do they? Why didn't they pick a more original name?
Let me get this straight. If one happens to be a blue-eyed, bald, anorexic, Japanese Pagan of average height they're not invited?
"Your points.
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(See post #125)
Beat ya... LOL
I can't believe it! Does Husker Du really mean how are you in Norwegian? I am reading a book to my boys set in Norway, and they wanted to know how to say something in Norwegian. Just happened 15 minutes ago! That is so cool...I told them someone on Free Republic would know!
do you remember.
My bad. Man, they're going to think I'm a genius, in addition to being Queen-of-the-Universe.
Now, that's funny. I wonder if since I was quoted over there I have a case?
Skinner? Do I?
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