Posted on 11/07/2004 5:34:16 PM PST by PJ-Comix
Let us take a walk down memory lane to last Tuesday. Just 6 days ago and yet an eternity as far as the DUmmies are concerned. Their hopes were still high as we begin this tragic drama. To present this play in all its epic glory I relied on several DUmmie threads for source material starting out with this DUmmie THREAD. As we can see, the DUmmies have learned nothing from Terry McAwful. The lesson being that first you must enjoy a success BEFORE you can gloat, NOT the other way around as McAwful did in 2002 when he savored the defeat of Jeb Bush about a week before that landslide election returning Jeb to the Florida governorship. Uh-Oh! The play is about to begin. Return to your seats! HUSH! I urge you to maintain silence! The curtains are opening on our opening scene ..It is exactly 3:19 PM when DUmmie messenger nine30 brings tidings of great jubilation:
Exit polls snapshot (2:00 pm) Not Bad !!
[Hee! Hee! The DUmmie Coyote has just received a package from the Acme Exit Poll Co..]
Not bad? F*cking excellent. But it is still early.
[It is early but most Dummies are already celebrating Kerrys great victory. Susan Estrich is popping the champagne bottles.]
Correct......waaaay too early to feel good or bad.
[But as we shall see, most DUmmies are already in a deluded frenzy of sheer joy. The END of the Evil Bush Regime is in sight!]
Hey - I'm just trying to enjoy the last few hours of pure hope!
[Yes DUmmie, yes! Enjoy your last few hours of happiness before the Republican Darkness sets in.]
I'm trying not to get excited about this....I know these polls are unreliable, but I want to let my energy out. Guess I'll wait for the election party I'm going to tonight.
[The wait will be much longer than you ever expected, my little DUmmie.]
This is fantastic--there's no reason to think this is wrong given Harris and Zogby state-by-state predictions. If Kerry takes Mich, Ohio, Penn, Florida, Wis, and Minn, as he's doing here, it's over. Bush is toast. Free at last, free at last, thank God a'mighty, we're free at last!
[WHEEEE!!! FREEEE!!!! CELEBRATE! CELEBRATE OUR GREAT VICTORY!!!!]
Wonderful news!
[Yes, isnt it just the BEST news ever! Oh, I just want to hug each and every DUmmie out of happiness!]
OH and FL too close for my liking but overall, good news.
[Oh stop worrying you silly thing. The exit polls are always right. Now enjoy the champagne. WHEEEEE!!!!!]
Randi Rhodes very positive about Florida. As long as votes are counted. And she's not usually a font of positivity!
[OH! WELL! If Randi Rhodes is positive about Florida then the Sunshine State is IN THE BAG!!! Another round of Champagne for all!]
That's 312 electoral votes!!!!!!!!!!!
[KERRY WINS!!! MORE CHAMPAGNE! WHEEEEE!!!!!]
Stop this! No exit polls here, I remember seeing. RIGHT?
[True. Exit poll results were forbidden here on the DUmmie site but since Kerry is effectively the winner we might as well post them.]
Skinner posted that it was ok now.
[WHOOOPPPEEEEEEE!!!! Let us now exult in our victory as decided by the exit polls!!!]
I so glad they are allowed now.
[Me too! Those Acme Co. Exit Polls will certainly inspire me to GLOAT at the rightwing Freepers!!! (We now switch to another DUmmie THREAD entitled Inbreds over at Freeperland Worried About Us Making Fun of Them.)]
Inbreds over at Freeperland Worried About Us Making Fun of Them. LOL! What a bunch of puss-pusses. Should we play nice????? Let's Not Encourage DUmmie Gloating
[Actually lets do encourage DUmmie Gloating since it will be FUN to read AFTER the election.]
They forgot how they treated us in 2002. Karma is a bitch.
[Yeah, isnt it though?]
Don't worry. they'll start eating their own soon enough. We'll be too busy partying are asses off to care.
[Hee! Hee! Little do the DUmmies know it will be a FUNERAL party.]
2002 was an awful, awful night. Tonight is going to be our victory. The Democratic majority will finally be heard. It's our dawn, and the freepers' sunset.
[Let me pause here and SAVOR reading that over and over and over again.]
I remember also what goes around, comes around
[You must have watched a lot of Road Runner cartoons because it is about to come back around AGAIN to the DUmmie Coyote.]
I'm not going to rub it in. I would much rather join Kerry in uniting this country and working to insure that those wing-nut so called christian evangelical, homophobic, inbred, facist pigs, NEVER! and I mean NEVER enjoy a voice of power in this country again. Let 'em go to Guam for all I care. Their hate and vitriol are not good for anything but tearing down. Let 'em wallow in their own feces. Me, I'm raising a glass of champagne IF, and I mean IF this goes our way.
[Thats a might big IF. But go ahead and slosh down that champagne, DUmmie. Enjoy the illusional victory while you can.]
Don't gloat---just be patient. don't count your chickens until they hatch
[Go ahead and count them. Most other DUmmies are already counting their chickens and gloating.]
Hey, Freeps ... don't listen to the dude. It is important to express your feelings ... let it out. Don't let the poison of despair build up to toxic levels within your limited psyches. Release your pain. Its good for ya. And, besides, we really are enjoying the show!
[And so are we over here at the DUmmie FUnnies! So are we!!!]
I can't wait to out myself over there after Kerry wins!!It's going to be fun!
[Were waiting and waiting and waiting. Didnt you say you would out yourself after Kerry wins? Were waiting.]
Let's pound the crybaby losers into the dirt until Jan 20, and THEN ease up and let good ol' President Kerry unite us! But until then...let's be MERCILESS!
bwa ha ha ha ha!
[bwa ha ha ha ha!]
Hey Freeper Lurkers ...your boy is going down, losers!
[Sniff! Your gloating is gonna make me cwy!]
Yeah. Payback's a motherf**ker, right?
[RIIIGGHHTTTT!!!]
I feel no sorrow for these assholes. They should be worried.
[Im already crapping in my pants in worry over the impending Kerry victory as predicted by the Acme Exit Poll Co .. And now lets fast forward just a few hours to exactly 10:05 PM on election night and note how the gloating has dissipated to be replaced by a desultory tone on this downbeat THREAD as the DUmmie Coyotes Acme Exit Poll Co. package blows up in his face and he finds himself foiled ONCE AGAIN by Realitys Roadrunner.]
If Bush wins , there definitely is no God. Before the last Presidential election , I said that I would no longer believe in God if Bush won , I just knew he was evil . Anyway , Bush won , but despite my utterances , I still believed in God because Gore really won. Now if Bush wins this time , with nearly 80% of the world praying for John Kerry to win , how can there be a God? This may sound melodramatic , but it's what I feel. What do others think ?
[BEEP! BEEP! Thats what I think.]
daily laugh at a DUmmies expense ping!
I can't see how there would be anything eatable of Michael Moore seeing as he is full of sh*t and hot air.
That should be a required disclaimer after every single DUmmie post.
I can't see how there would be anything eatable of Michael Moore seeing as he is full of sh*t and hot air.
The favorite DUmmie foods.
Sort of like the phrase: Garbage in garbage out?
Savor?? Indescribably delicious!! Thanks PJ
HAHAHAHAHHA!! I loved the gloating. Oh to rub it in this jerks face! We need more of these threads. I tried to go over and find some of the threads from around the election but when they closed down for 2 days after election to hold their wake and funeral, they cleaned all the incriminating threads up. Partypoopers!
Just a case? It gives me a whole truckload.
It does worry me that they only seem to invoke God when he gives them what they want . . . like spoiled children who love their daddy when he buys them stuff and hate him when he says "no".
Faithless people.
Think this guy knows the meaning of ironic?
Sort of like the phrase: Garbage in garbage out?
The normal daily diet they are fed every day by the DNC, MSM, and The Hollywood Bunch.
My father-in-law is a prime example of this. I mean if Dan Rather says it it must be true!
I can't even use logic on him. He won't hear it.
It can be quite frustrating.
This is a classic DUmmy Funny that will be enjoyable for ages!
I guess it is true--he who laughs last laughs best!
Hee hee hee hee hee!!!!
Time for a new tagline.
The Hubris of the DUmb: "The Democratic majority will finally be heard. It's our dawn, and the freepers' sunset."
If Bush wins , there definitely is no God. Before the last Presidential election , I said that I would no longer believe in God if Bush won , I just knew he was evil . Anyway , Bush won , but despite my utterances , I still believed in God because Gore really won. Now if Bush wins this time , with nearly 80% of the world praying for John Kerry to win , how can there be a God? This may sound melodramatic , but it's what I feel. What do others think ?
Satan doesn't answer prayers; just ask the billion who pray to the antiChristian Mohammed...
Does God favor same sex marriage initiatives and protections for abortion? God does not interfere with "Man's Law" although He has given us guidleines.
You ain't seen nothin' yet, DUmmy!
This DUmmy must be from a different world.
To any DUmmie lurkers....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
WE WON YOU LOSERS!!!!< /taunting>
Whew it feels good to do that once in awhile.
PJ...You're sooo mean spirited! You gave me a stomach ache from laughing so hard!
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